8 definitions by alfalfa31
Friend 1: The GF woke me up today by straddling my face.
Friend 2: She must have had a bad case of morning marble
Friend 2: She must have had a bad case of morning marble
by alfalfa31 December 12, 2015
The female analog to morning wood. When a woman wakes up horny and with an erect clitoris. Usually results in the morning rape of her significant other, or some random passer-by.
by alfalfa31 November 22, 2015
n. An evil little rodent that bites you every time you pick it up. Related to the hamster (in fact, indistinguishable from the hamster). It isn't until you attempt to befriend the thing that you realize the species difference.
Parent 1: Ben got what he thought was a hamster at the pet store last night. It bit him the minute he tried to pet it...
Parent 2: Must be a harmster.
Parent 2: Must be a harmster.
by alfalfa31 July 29, 2009
One who steals and redistributes memes to those who cannot create them.
From each according to his photoshop ability, to each according to his need.
From each according to his photoshop ability, to each according to his need.
by alfalfa31 February 12, 2017
Huge penis that can be mistaken for a tree, the kind of thing you see in modern porn. A penis so big you wonder how any mortal woman can take it.
by alfalfa31 July 28, 2009
A woman who says no to anal sex. So-called because when the back door is closed, a building has only one entrance.
Jay: Weren't you dating Jen?
Yeah, it turns out she's a fire hazard. She jus wouldn't let me hit the booty hole.
Yeah, it turns out she's a fire hazard. She jus wouldn't let me hit the booty hole.
by alfalfa31 January 4, 2017
An asian kid that grew up in a white neighborhood (see twinkey) that tries to be black. Probably the saddest example of searching for an identity.
by alfalfa31 September 24, 2005