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Definitions by alchoholicanonymous

interest rape 

When banks get money for next to nothing from the federal reserve and then loan it out to consumers at high interest rates.
My Visa Card has a 30% interest rape. Time for a balance transfer.
interest rape by alchoholicanonymous September 18, 2017

niggerolex

a fake rolex commonly worn by would-be rappers in order to pick up chicks
That two bit rapper was flashing his niggerolex down at the bar for all to see. Anyone with half a brain knows its fake.
niggerolex by alchoholicanonymous December 10, 2016

Nigger Infested 

Whenever the level of non-whites exceeds 20% in a rural area.
Used to be a nice peaceful little town. Now it's a nigger infested ghetto.
A brutal and cruel experiment to see how much injustice, inconvenience, anxiety, frustration, or abuse someone can suffer before they either go raving mad or end up committing suicide. Proof of this are the two only certainties of life which are death and taxes, both of which are negative things.
life by alchoholicanonymous June 30, 2015

queer revolution 

The sad state of affairs that Americans now find themselves in, where the insane and perverted views and "rights" of about 3% of the population can dictate behavior, business, and even religious practices of the remaining 97%.
This queer revolution is making me sick. No way do I want them demanding leadership rolls in the church, or even frequenting my establishment for that matter.

teleanxiety 

A condition developed by call center agents, customer service agents, and telemarketers due to the stress of dealing with rude and abusive customers on the phone all day long.
That call center job left me with a serious case of teleanxiety. I will never work another pitiful job like that again.

Obamarig 

The act of a President illegally using executive power to pass a bill or law without the approval of congress.
Obama just obamarigged another unconstitutional immigration law onto the books.