alchoholicanonymous's definitions
A brutal and cruel experiment to see how much injustice, inconvenience, anxiety, frustration, or abuse someone can suffer before they either go raving mad or end up committing suicide. Proof of this are the two only certainties of life which are death and taxes, both of which are negative things.
Life sucks, then it's over.
by alchoholicanonymous June 30, 2015
Get the lifemug. Windows OS which for some reason won't work worth shit. It came after Windows XP and before Windows 7. Gee, I think I'll just say "fuck it" and switch to Linux.
by alchoholicanonymous March 30, 2015
Get the windows pistamug. A condition developed by call center agents, customer service agents, and telemarketers due to the stress of dealing with rude and abusive customers on the phone all day long.
That call center job left me with a serious case of teleanxiety. I will never work another pitiful job like that again.
by alchoholicanonymous May 16, 2015
Get the teleanxietymug. Any abortion which takes place during Obama's reign of terror. Any abortion that can be attributed or linked to Obama's stance on partial birth abortion, stem cell research, or any late term abortion.
by alchoholicanonymous April 7, 2015
Get the Obortionmug. The act of a President illegally using executive power to pass a bill or law without the approval of congress.
by alchoholicanonymous April 9, 2015
Get the Obamarigmug. A type of brain cancer typically contracted by the negro population which makes them desire Watermelon with every meal. See also Chicken Pox.
by alchoholicanonymous April 6, 2015
Get the watermelonomamug. by alchoholicanonymous April 6, 2015
Get the obamapricedmug.