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unwanted cum, in a similar vein as unwanted email is defined as spam, unwanted cum is defined as spum.
by alan April 5, 2004
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someone who takes your porn, watches it, rips you off for being into a 'sub-genre of a sub-genre', then gives the porn to fano, and it's never to be seen again.
where's the porn?
dunno, i think jaunbrand has it.
you sure? i thought fano had it.
no, jaunbrand has it.
oh.
dunno, i think jaunbrand has it.
you sure? i thought fano had it.
no, jaunbrand has it.
oh.
by alan May 4, 2004
Get the jaunbrand mug.A pirate slap is a slap in which the knuckles are tightened and slightly curled, then powerfully swinging your arm outward and backhanding someone. Commonly used in a downward thrust to show that one is superior to another.
PETA Member: HEY MAN WHY DO YOU EAT MEAT!!!!
Pirate: Arr, cause it's good bitch! *Pirate Slap*
PETA Member: ='(
Pirate: Arr, cause it's good bitch! *Pirate Slap*
PETA Member: ='(
by Alan October 15, 2004
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A paper or coins use to deceive the mind; the leading cause of death and crimes, the only way a dork can get laid
by Alan October 8, 2004
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