alan's definitions

wild monkey dance

when you have savage sex

lets g do the wild monkey dance

by alan March 30, 2004

glizzly

a beastly looking broad; may have body odor similar to grizzly bear

yo, that bitch was straight grizzly

by alan September 27, 2003

shonquisha booty

the most bodacious, radical, phat ass of the world

yo, im tryin to hit that bitch shenana, she got that shonquisha booty, homie

by alan September 27, 2003

puppy

slang term for penis

hey sweet thang, how bout you suck my puppy?

by alan January 22, 2004

Fat Stasik

A chick with big nostrils and dark skin. She is not actually fat. She is very nice, but gets taken advantage of. She is pretty hott though.

Fat Stasik's last name is actually Stacicheck.

I just fucked Fat Stasik

by Alan March 12, 2005

clitty clinger

The poor bastard at a party who can't leave his date alone for a second, afraid to lose her to another guy.

He trailed along behind her and waited at the bathroom door.

by Alan October 1, 2004

Uncle Sam

The federal government.

Bill cheats on his taxes, because he hates Uncle Sam taking his money.

by Alan May 9, 2004