al-in-chgo's definitions

Murse

A Male nURSE. Often used within the industry to refer to nurses who are male.

"Joe doesn't like the term "male nurse"; he says it's old-fashioned."

"So what then?"

"Murse."

by al-in-chgo May 14, 2016

chubette

A youngish man, usually gay, who has gotten quite fat but is neither old enough nor obese enough to qualify as a full-fledged "chub." Less insulting than the term "heifer" used sometimes to reference the same kind of individual.

"Joe may not quite be a "chubette," but with that paunch, his goatee and chest hair, he's a Bear by anyone's definition." If he gains much more weight he'll qualify for chubette. Moo! But chubby chasers will stand in line around the block to get to him.

Q: How many "chubettes" grow into full-time "chubs"?

A: They all do, unless they lose some weight and tone up; in which case they might pass for muscle bears.

by al-in-chgo February 7, 2010

prostrate

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1) Stretched out or lying flat with one's face to the ground; or

2) Exhausted, enervated, lacking in will or energy.

Not to be confused with "prostate" (one 'r'), the interior male sexual gland responsible for about two-thirds of the volume of male ejaculate (semen).

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"All hail the power of Jesus' name, let angels prostrate fall...." (18th-Century Protestant hymn).

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by al-in-chgo March 6, 2010

fart patio

A outside place in a house or apartment such as a patio or stoop where people go to pass gas after a heavy or gaseous meal.

"Fart Patio - This Way" (sign in novelty shop)

by al-in-chgo July 15, 2015

gay men

Plural of gay man. In early 21st Century USA usually refers to men who are same-sex in sexual orientation and (generally) out of the closet; that is, self-identified as "gay." Gay men may live in partnership, or may be single. "Gay men" as a term is generally preferred by the relevant group over the more clnical "homosexual" or slur words.

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'Oscar, do you really think all gay men march in lockstep? Go ask a lot of them their opinions about the president. Or read THE ADVOCATE.'

by al-in-chgo May 29, 2010

candy

The human posterior, especially the anus, usually male. Originates from homosexual prison slang of the 1930's - 1960's, in which "junk" is the frontal male genitalia and "candy" the reverse.... A bottom's candy, sexually, is where the top wants to put his junk.

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Never mind the big junk, he's candy all the way.

by al-in-chgo June 3, 2010

ain't done it

"Ain't done it (or dunnit)" is a Deep Southernism for "I emphatically repudiate your last allegation."

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"Who took the last beer in the fridge? Jimmy, was it you?"

"Ain't done it!"

by al-in-chgo March 6, 2010