aj's definitions

smark

Noun. A person who is being scamed but is in on the prank. Someone who knows they are being tricked. Its origin is from the term "mark" and is the shortened form of the phrase "smart mark"

The smark new the two headed woman was fake, but wanted to see anyways.

by AJ May 13, 2005

pwn

(poon)not pawn or pone
1. to utterly destroy or defeat a person or computer in a game (usually on the computer)

2. misspelling the word own.

3. a higher intensity than own. to pwn is to own so badly that the other player stood no chance whatsoever.

"I pWn3d j00 nStY sTyL3" (past-tense)
"i pwn him" (verb)
"that was crazy pwnage" (noun)

by AJ October 12, 2004

Epsom Ballaz

Epsom Ballaz are a team of peeps who join forces every summer or when ever the weather is good to take on punk bitch who think they know how to play street stlye basketball.

PUNK BITCH WANNABE BALLA: look ma', i'm playin basketball... ow shit here comes AJ Karl Rayner Rich Luke Jeff and Foster
MUM: their not ppl son their EPSOM BALLAZ run before their mad handles make u look stupid !!!

by AJ March 30, 2005

Nixon Candy

A term used to discreetly describe hallucinogenic mushrooms.

Dood I got some fresh Nixon Candy in the car, wanna go for a trip?

by aj December 10, 2003

gippo

An unclean,sweaty,trampish,shite who dresses in shitty rags and dirty scarfs. From the word gypsy

<gippo1> Ya 'ad a sho'er taday?
<gippo2> Yeah
<gippo1>You ain't a gippo den iz ya!

by AJ December 19, 2004

homeystooge

a nigger wearing bling bling, stoop walking, selling dope to his friends on the corner.

look at that stupid porch monkey with all that jewlery, what a homeystooge that idiot is.

by aj January 10, 2004

86

To kick some one out.

Back in the old west, most whiskeys were 100 proof. However, there was generally a bottle of 86 proof that was reserved for the ladies. When a cowboy couldn't hold his liquor, or would get to rowdy, the bartender would pour him a shot of the 86 proof whiskey. The cowboy was supposed to be so embarrassed by this that he would leave the bar.

He was really drunk, so the bartender 86ed his ass.

by AJ January 17, 2004