aj's definitions

retade

retard

shut up you retade

by AJ July 15, 2003

blacksploitation

Films and TV series which exploited black popular culture. Usually revolved around badass black detectives with funky hairstyles solving crimes. Most famous is probably Shaft.

Shaft is a perfect example of blacksploitation.

by AJ April 19, 2005

Slippery Cock

A insulting name for Slippery Rock University, also called Slimy Pebble.

My friend Bill goes to Slippery Cock.

by AJ November 16, 2003

STICKLEBRICK

'Sticklebrick' is a term used when snuggling one's male partner, and becoming 'sticklebricked' or 'stuck' to them due to the prescence of facial hair. This case is most likely if the female partner has long hair.

"You've sticklebricked me" A term used when becoming stuck to your partner.

by AJ August 8, 2004

Carp

Misspelling of "crap". Used to show mild disgust.

"Well, carp. I really fscked that one up."

by AJ August 12, 2003

Jimmy Leg

While masturbating, some men, and usually using lubricant, rub a spot on their penis that causes their leg to shake. Much like scratching a dog when getting scratched in the right way makes their leg shake.

John: Dude, I think the guy in the men's room was masturbating in the stall.
Adam: How do you know?
John: He had the jimmy leg goin and everything!

by AJ February 16, 2005

homeystooge

a). Someone who is in favor of something or defends something or someone solely because they like them.
b). A person involved in sports who kisses too much ass to the team, or someone who is too much a homer for a team
c). a stupid friend you can get to do anything

I sent a friend to 7-11 to steal 2 packs of cigarettes. He got caught What a homeystooge that cheesedidck is.

Did you hear that guy talking about the team? he only says that because the owner selected him in the draft. He hasn't done shit for the team, he is just the owners fckin homeystooge.

by aj January 9, 2004