afsfcop's definitions

austin powers

A seemingly unattractive male who mysteriously seems to always be able to hook up with attractive women.

Mike may be short, bald and have bad teeth, but he's an Austin Powers in the club.

by afsfcop September 24, 2005

Fender

Synonym for booty

Mike my be ugly, but he gets his hands on more fender than a body shop!

by afsfcop September 24, 2005

vienna sausage

A very small penis.

I wouldn't bother with him Judy, he's packing a Vienna Sausage.

by afsfcop September 24, 2005

superfly

While Engaging in Intercourse the man climbs up onto the Headboard while the Woman sticks her butt in the air. The man shouts "Superfly" and proceeds to jump off the headboard(aka the top rope) and slam dunks right into the womans Vagina. A-La Jimmy "Superfly" Snooka.

I Superflyed my girlfriend once and she couldn't walk for a month!

by afsfcop September 24, 2005

vampire

A person who favors sexual intimacy with black people
i.e. A person who only "comes when it's dark"

Jeff will only date black women because he's a Vampire.

by afsfcop April 14, 2006