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Rob Zombie

greasy loser coasting on Howard Stern promos, aka, no-talent hack and all-round douchebag. Not to be confused with musician.
Will fuck your dead sister if he gets the chance.
Rob Zombie was eating road kill out on the Turnpike yesterday.
I wish I had a nickel for everytime someone puked after hearing Howard Stern jack off Rob Zombie on his show.
by adam_before_eve April 8, 2006
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Minnesota

dreary, boring, insect-infested state populated by people that mangle pronunciation of common words.
Prone to clueless politicians and misguided social programs that induce children to run away from home.
Almost as bad a state as Wisconsin.
I got transferred to Minnesota so I quit my job and started drinking.
Everyone I ran into in St. Paul was a box head.
by adam_before_eve April 17, 2006
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Tommy Trojan

Mascot for the University of Spoiled Children, often seen mincing and prancing along the sidelines bow-legged at the LA Coliseum after having been reamed by some alumnus.
Tommy Trojan enjoys taking it up the ass from anyone, especially alumni that have USC bumper stickers.
by adam_before_eve July 29, 2006
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School

n. School is a place to receive a type of education.
Often derided by lower achievers and mouth-breathing droolers.
Necessary preparation for a life beyond the subsistence level.
Can be a very entertaining place where you learn about social interaction, cooperation, achievement and self-discipline.
May be public or private in US, or private or public in UK.
v. to instruct
People who don't like school often end up working for people who do.
He dropped out of school and couldn't even get a job flipping burgers.
She had to leave school after she got knocked up.
He flunked out of school, which is pretty hard to do these days.
She was schooled in the ways of Hogwarts.
by adam_before_eve April 27, 2006
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5th ring of hell

The 5th ring of hell is the ring that is reserved for bad spellers.
If you say "Your going to hell...", you are signing up for that one-way tour. You should say "You're going to hell..." or "You are going to hell...".
He failed to pass the GED and is on his way to the 5th ring of hell.
by adam_before_eve January 18, 2006
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College as Trade School

College as Trade School is another example of the commodification of modern life spills over into post-secondary education in alarming ways. The historic benefit of college previously included the perceived civilizing effect and greater awareness of the sweep of history and human progress. That aspect has been reduced in the headlong rush toward getting one's ticket punched to enter the workforce in a more favorable position. That is basically like getting a Fast Pass to jump ahead in line at an amusement park, only some readers and riders will get nauseous from the event.

If you dare to think about education for education's sake, or the immense satisfaction and richness of learning and appreciating a world beyond your immediate surroundings, then you will be ostracized in the 'get ahead now because you will miss out' ethic that is the hallmark of the current zeitgeist.
I paid a fortune for a BS, and found out about College as Trade School. I was surrounded by other BS people in a mad scramble to drink through the term and Google my derivative research paper topics.

He didn't study enough to make it into a good university, so he had to settle for College as Trade School. that condemned him to a life in (gasp!) middle class. At least he had been informed of all the great benefits of joining the consumerist cause and could now spend his way into lifelong debt on top of his student loans.

She only averaged 550 on each of her SAT sections and had to go to College as Trade School instead of to a great university.

He was desperate to break out of his sad chav existence, even if his ticket out was going to College as Trade School. That was better than a dreary live stuck in some Council flat playing bad football on Saturdays and chainsmoking. Thus continued the slide into the Malthusian hell of the early new millenium.

Demographics is destiny.

Sic transit gloria mundi.
by adam_before_eve October 21, 2006
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G-Spot

the Grafenburg (or Von Grafenburg) Spot, which isn't really a spot at all but an area of very sensitive nerve endings. It could seem like a spot to the uninitiated.
Stimulation brings her pleasure, and may be done either manually or with your penis. For best results using the latter, put a pillow under her rear end to elevate her hips, and you will find that each push will tickle her fancy like nobody's business.
When using manual stimulation, imagine that you are with Penelope Cruz or Salma Hayek and try using the index and middle fingers together like you were playing Spanish guitar, whilst using your thumb or your tongue on the clitoris and related naughty bits.
I love her g-spot and so does she.
by adam_before_eve May 1, 2006
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