ace's definitions

fool of a took

1. An insult proclaiming that the person called so is dumb, stupid, or unintellegent.

2) More than just a mere fool one who is VERY stupid. Fool of a TOOK.

Robert: 1 + 1= 5!!!
John: Actually...The correct answer to such an equation would be 2 (Two)
Robert:NO ITS NOT OMG YOU'RE SO RETATED
John:...Fool of a Took...

by Ace April 12, 2005

buckle

The act of releasing vile waste.

Be careful, Kyle just Buckled in there.

by Ace February 16, 2005

nooka

the mexican version of nigga

african: yo nigga
mexican: yo nooka

by ace May 24, 2004

Monker

1.Someone or something being of or looking like a monkey.

2. It can take the place of any other word.

1.You're such a monker.

2. Go monker yourself, or you're a shit monker.

by Ace November 20, 2004

poonclosh

>verb. the act of thrusting one's pelvis in such a way that one's testicles and penis slap against the abdomen and taint, emitting a noise, commonly performed by males.

"I love to poonclosh when I get out of the shower"

by ace November 30, 2004

LVR

Crazy weirdo that kills stupid mice.

Ya Mum. Ya Mum. Ya Mum. Ya Mum. Ya Mum. Ya Mum. Ya Mum. Ya Mum. Ya Mum. Ya Mum. Ya Mum. Ya Mum. Ya Mum. Ya Mum. Ya Mum. Ya Mum. Ya Mum. Ya Mum. Ya Mum. Ya Mum. Ya Mum. Ya Mum. Ya Mum. Ya Mum. Ya Mum.

by Ace April 3, 2005

germany or florida

A game invented by the writers of Jimmy Kimmel Live, and is often played on Loveline by Adam Carolla. What happens is a story involving bizarre human behavior is read, at which point the hosts attempt to decide if the story was from Germany or Florida, which are the capitals of all that is disturbed and evil in the world.

"Last night on loveline, they played a GOF about a guy who ate his dog. Turns out, he was from Florida. Man, there are some f***ed up people there."

by Ace December 9, 2003