ace's definitions

splice

The hottest dude alive.

-Whoa man, you look almost as good as Splice!

-Brah, you're lookin' Splice tonight.

by Ace March 12, 2004

germany or florida

A game invented by the writers of Jimmy Kimmel Live, and is often played on Loveline by Adam Carolla. What happens is a story involving bizarre human behavior is read, at which point the hosts attempt to decide if the story was from Germany or Florida, which are the capitals of all that is disturbed and evil in the world.

"Last night on loveline, they played a GOF about a guy who ate his dog. Turns out, he was from Florida. Man, there are some f***ed up people there."

by Ace December 9, 2003

poonclosh

>verb. the act of thrusting one's pelvis in such a way that one's testicles and penis slap against the abdomen and taint, emitting a noise, commonly performed by males.

"I love to poonclosh when I get out of the shower"

by ace November 30, 2004

fool of a took

1. An insult proclaiming that the person called so is dumb, stupid, or unintellegent.

2) More than just a mere fool one who is VERY stupid. Fool of a TOOK.

Robert: 1 + 1= 5!!!
John: Actually...The correct answer to such an equation would be 2 (Two)
Robert:NO ITS NOT OMG YOU'RE SO RETATED
John:...Fool of a Took...

by Ace April 12, 2005

indie

indie is cooler than emo.

indie is > emo for sear.

by ace March 23, 2005

fo fo

fo fo, a .44 calibre gun

nas: "where so many souls go, because of a fo' fo' blast"

by Ace September 23, 2003

10-200

a shit

going to the rest room and taking a dump.

by Ace April 15, 2003