BlueMage

A common job class within the Final Fantasy series. The "BlueMage" learns his skills and abilities from opposing monsters. In Final Fantasy 7, the blue mage was replaced by the "E.Skill" materia. E-Skill stands for Enemy Skill.
-What's your favorite job class?
-I like the blue mages.
by Ace March 13, 2004
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Ville

In Louisville call people by "Ville"
by AcE February 05, 2005
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grundola

The space between your rectum and your balls. Also known as the "guiche" in technical terms.
"Oh man, I just got my grundola pierced, that shit hurt!"
by Ace December 06, 2003
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Jelqing

The correct medical slang for exercising one's penis for both enlargement in size and girth. Requires a man to basically jack off for 20 minutes, 3 times a week, while maintaing a non erect penis, and no money shot. Surprisingly it does work, but sadly like all exercise of any muscle it requires hard work, repetition, and daily showers (*wink*).
Tony was your typical asian with a 3 inch penis before Jelqing 3 times a week for 3 months. His results a normal 5 inch penis, Go TONY!
by Ace May 08, 2005
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buckle

The act of releasing vile waste.
Be careful, Kyle just Buckled in there.
by Ace February 17, 2005
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'tard

Shortened version of "retard" (someone who is retarded).
Susie dropped her cafeteria tray? What a 'tard!
by Ace February 05, 2002
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MOSS

1. "Measure Of Software Similarity" (Berkely: 1994, 2003). A program used to detect plaigarism in programming homework assignments.
2. A deal between USC Judicial Affairs (student conduct) and Berkely to bring in money to USC and to increase the number of students accused of student conduct disorders and academic dishonesty. This will in turn boost the effectiveness rating of USC and its Judicial Affairs bureaucracy.
3. Total fucking bullshit.
4. MOSS my salad, bitch.
5. A lame excuse for professors to inflict misery on their students.
6. Proof that computers cannot make decisions effectively as humans.
7. As illogical in deciding who is cheating as the BCS is in deciding who should play in the national championship.
8. Invented by a bunch of lunatics who had nothing better to do than devise ways to inflict pain on others.
9. Invented by a bunch of losers who have no life.
I got sent to Judicial Affairs because MOSS said I was cheating. This is no different than saying I got a traffic ticket because a camera said so. Or that Oklahoma should play in the Sugar Bowl because the BCS said so.
by ace April 22, 2004
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