5 definitions by abramm24
Used to describe an easy, ugly, fat chick you took home and slept with after one too many drinks. You will never call her back and pray that a condom was used.
Thanks for letting me crash your pad last night I owe you. I also owe you a new towel... Lil' Big Mistake made me clean up after myself.
by abramm24 March 25, 2009
The girl that you've been dating for years and are now cheating on but won't leave you. She has no idea and believes everything you say. She also doesn't question spending entire weekends with your "friends".
Me: What are you doing this weekend?
Friend: The reserves planned a girl's night, so I told my reserve that I was going to hang out with you... You got me covered???
Friend: The reserves planned a girl's night, so I told my reserve that I was going to hang out with you... You got me covered???
by abramm24 March 26, 2009
A member of the military that only talks about getting deployed to "The Desert". Usually gets deployed to a very safe area where enemy fire is hundreds of miles away.
Me: Hey, my name is Montey.
Desert Fox: Oh yeah, well I'll be deploying to the desert soon.
Me: Iraq?
Desert Fox: Nah... some safe base in Kuwait.
Desert Fox: Oh yeah, well I'll be deploying to the desert soon.
Me: Iraq?
Desert Fox: Nah... some safe base in Kuwait.
by abramm24 March 26, 2009
What you call someone that looks like a bird. Usually has a peak shaped nose, a nasal voice and no neck.
Friend: I don't know what to be for Halloween.
Me: You should be a Parakeet, you have the nose for it.
Friend: Let's not forget your sausage nose...
Me: Fuck you Bird Seed Breathe.
Me: You should be a Parakeet, you have the nose for it.
Friend: Let's not forget your sausage nose...
Me: Fuck you Bird Seed Breathe.
by abramm24 March 26, 2009
The act of riding/cruising in the bed of a pick-up truck. Usually consists of the rider with their back against the fold down door and one arm hanging off to side. A popular way to get around for locals on the Island of Guam.
by abramm24 March 24, 2009