abby's definitions

Emma

Emma is a slag. she lies to people to make them hate you so she can have them all to herself. she would fuck anyone for a piece of string and lie and say she is a virgin. her vagina resembles a ducks mouth and smells like the fish bit in morrisons. shes like a black mamba. highly aggressive, and strike with deadly percision and like a black mamba she doesnt only strike once shell strike 12 times in a row.

denoting a type of behavior or personality characterized by inderct resistance to her own demands. she is her own worst enemy and trys to put on this big act but never seems to be able to keep it the same changes the story every time and gets found out.

friend 1 - what is that slag Emma wearing
friend 2 - i don't fucking know

friend 1 - god shes such a slag
friend 2 - she worse than a crack whore
friend 1 - she would suck any dick

friend 2 - she can suck my dick

friend 1 - shes such a jew

by Abby May 22, 2016

hook

A slang reference to a person

Check out the stupid hook, nobody likes him.

by Abby April 15, 2006

trendy

Is a code word used mainly by teenage females in reffrece to being high on marijuana.

Hey Jordan lets go the "gap" and get "Trendy"

by Abby June 13, 2005

tots

another name for tits, or breasts.

I can't ever find a shirt at that store that will fit my big tots.

by abby May 13, 2005

spoot

Another word for cum or semen. It's more polite and no one REALLY knows what you are talking about.

Dude, you got some spoot on me!

by Abby May 7, 2005

Cavalier King Charles Spaniel

Breed of dog that origingated in England a long friggin time ago. They were the royal dog until the pug was introduced. Looks a lot like a Cocker Spaniel, but nothing like it. Cocker Spaniels are stupid. Cavaliers are the best pets ever.

What kind of a dog is that? 'It's a Cavalier King CHarles Spaniel, you idiot!'

by Abby April 4, 2005

shpadoikle

adj. Very, very good. Positivity, beauty, joy, goodness. (Happy, obtimistic.)

noun. Your inner joy. Your positive attitude/out look. (Motivation, spunk.)

"The sky is ble and all the leaves are green, the air is as warm as a baked potapo, What a shpadoikle day!

by Abby March 30, 2005