aLEx's definitions

Elmo

the retarded monster who ruined Sesame Street; before then, the show taught kids, now it just babysits.

Elmo is the Scrappy Doo of Sesame Street.

by Alex September 1, 2003

bazoinkas

extremely huge boobs

"that bitch has got some huge bazoinkas"

by alex July 16, 2004

mufh

Synonym for much. Used in a joking tone with close friends.

Modifier in a sentence, like much.

Ex. I love you so much.

by Alex November 25, 2004

cant be arsed

Can't be bothered.

I can't be arsed to go out today

by Alex February 13, 2004

swashbuckle

The act of sword fighting someone pirate style. While fighting often you will hear "Yarr... scurvey dog" and similar phrases.

Man this fool was pissing me off so i pulled out my sword and swashbuckled his ass

by Alex April 4, 2004

blag

1) To get something for nothing or to do no work.
2) To get annoyed by something.

1) 'I blagged a free holiday!'
2) 'Those flies are blagging, man'

by Alex July 24, 2003

Vise

Holding something together momemtarily.

A kiss will only vise this fight we are having momentarily.

by Alex March 31, 2005