aLEx's definitions

jelly bracelets

here's what they mean where im from

yellow-hugging
purple-anal sex
silver-masturbate
red-lap dance(extreme breaking means aral to a girl
blue- BJ
black-screwing
white-flashing your tits
pink-flashing
glittery yellow-hug and kissing
clear-whatever snapper wants
green-outdoor sex/hugs
orange-kiss
glow in the dark-using sex toys
gold glittery-makeout

they all have a meaning, but i dont care for them. i let my friend snap one off me and we just laughed about it. its not like your going to hell for not fucking eachothers brains out

look around bitch, there is broken black bracelets everywhere! well did somebody screw where you're standing? if u had to follow what happend i wouldve lost my virginity and screw 2 ppl today!

by Alex April 15, 2004

supradistort

a really koo guy wit a tight ass supra datz not all distorted, like distorted as in white pplz dunno how the fuck how to soup up imports cuz dere white

Supradistort is a word.

by Alex March 7, 2003

Badnarik

Sometimes Michael Badnarik; a person (always male) who approaches people at parties to discuss Ayn Rand and talk about how he will be very rich in the near future.

Badnariks tend to form in adolescence, and generally grow into Republicans in adulthood. If you see a Barnarik above the age of 19, DO NOT APPROACH. He will, if cornered, spout over-simplifications and pithy-but-meaningless rhetoric.

Badnariks tend to be members of the comfortable middle-class created by post-WWII expansion of government and progressive tax policy.

"Dude, Pete's all right, but his roommate's totally a Barnarik -- when he found out I've never read 'The Fountainhead', I had to get the hell out of there.

by Alex February 12, 2005

pink slip

or Pussy, cunt, vagina, sideways sloppy joe (sideways taco), tuna cassarole, box, muff,

i'd like to stick it in her pink slip

by Alex May 13, 2005

heroic hector

a person who treats hos, bitches, tricks, and sluts good, respectfully, or like a decent person which they don't deserve

you see that heroic hector over there? hes treating that slut like shes a queen.

by Alex May 6, 2005

Smidge

A person, usualy female, short in stature, but large in heart. Also, smidges are usually very beautiful.

My smidge is the sweetest person I know

by Alex February 12, 2005

Chi-Mo

What you call a person who is a child molestor, or just a really creepy person.

"I have to work with this total chi-mo! He's such a creep!"

by Alex May 13, 2005