a wild bandaid's definitions

jerk off

to masturbate/ rub the penis in an up & down motion for minutes, then sperm comes out when you're finished.
good job killing your future children.

Logan:oh yea i jerk off to some hot as fuck Alexis Texas!
John:you're fucking disgusting!
Jack:says you! you screamed in class Ally sucked your dick so hard you started bleeding!
John: virgins..

by a wild bandaid May 8, 2017

ouch

a word that is usually said when you touch something hot/hit something painful or to sympathize for someone's pain

Cal: ouch, i stubbed my toe!
Jack:Ouch, that must hurt.

by a wild bandaid May 7, 2017

what the hell

a phrase/reaction to something that is strange/abnormal to the person/you, usually when you see some weird shit.

Matt:what the hell? Mike & Angela are kissing?
Daren:now that's some weird shit, what the hell.

by a wild bandaid May 7, 2017

Drunk

when someone is under the influence of alcohol that causes them to do strange actions, or worse, get into a car crash.

Toby: man i like da potato and the rice man that the god ah stuff..
Kate: Toby how many fingers am i holding?
Toby: 7?
Kate: Yeah, he's drunk.

by a wild bandaid September 24, 2017

weird

when somebody acts in a manner that is uncommon/strange

Andrew:I LIKE THAT SEXY HARD PAPER BOOOTY!
Deshawn: you weird as fuck dude
Alyssa: no wonder Delilah doesn't like you..

by a wild bandaid May 7, 2017

Popcorn

A Delicious. Yellowey food , usually for eating at the movies or for fun at home.

Chad: what do i eat in the movies?
Joel: uhh, popcorn of course?
Chad: COP PORN? WHAT THE FUCK IS WRONG WITH YOU?
Andrew: dumbass he said popcorn..
Logan: Chad go get a hearing aid.

by a wild bandaid May 5, 2017

Sugar

A usually white substance that looks like salt but can be easily differed from due to it's sweet taste. this gives a quick burst of energy & usually makes kids hyper due to their small capacity for sugar. it's usually on candies & drinks.

Yun: i want Sugar now!
Yin:you sure bro? you're only 7 and just a small amount can make you hyperactive!
Yun: you be quiet silly goose ill get it myself!

by a wild bandaid May 6, 2017