a wild bandaid's definitions

Popcorn

A Delicious. Yellowey food , usually for eating at the movies or for fun at home.

Chad: what do i eat in the movies?
Joel: uhh, popcorn of course?
Chad: COP PORN? WHAT THE FUCK IS WRONG WITH YOU?
Andrew: dumbass he said popcorn..
Logan: Chad go get a hearing aid.

by a wild bandaid May 5, 2017

Nutcracker

When you get hit by something/someone in your balls/testicles so hard you scream nutcracker

Joe: ARGH NUTCRACKER!!
Aiden:haha, got hit in the balls didn't you?
Finn:rlly dude?

by a wild bandaid May 8, 2017

weird

when somebody acts in a manner that is uncommon/strange

Andrew:I LIKE THAT SEXY HARD PAPER BOOOTY!
Deshawn: you weird as fuck dude
Alyssa: no wonder Delilah doesn't like you..

by a wild bandaid May 7, 2017

Drunk

when someone is under the influence of alcohol that causes them to do strange actions, or worse, get into a car crash.

Toby: man i like da potato and the rice man that the god ah stuff..
Kate: Toby how many fingers am i holding?
Toby: 7?
Kate: Yeah, he's drunk.

by a wild bandaid September 24, 2017

dumbass

a person/animal/other organism that does actions/things that are unfavorable and seen by others as stupid, it's also an insult to a person who is pea-brained.

bosco:10+10 is not twenty it don't have ten in it!
Damien: bosco u fucking dumbass it doesn't need to have that to be twenty
Ben:seriously bosco, did you skip 1st grade or something?

by a wild bandaid May 7, 2017

Free

When an item,tool,/anything else can be obtained for no cost whatever, which means you can just get it without having to touch your wallet.

Dealer: ayy i'm feeling nice today so i'll give you this weed for free, no cost.
Jim: hell yea! thanks!
cop: so what are you boys doing today?
jim:oh..

by a wild bandaid May 7, 2017

Sugar

A usually white substance that looks like salt but can be easily differed from due to it's sweet taste. this gives a quick burst of energy & usually makes kids hyper due to their small capacity for sugar. it's usually on candies & drinks.

Yun: i want Sugar now!
Yin:you sure bro? you're only 7 and just a small amount can make you hyperactive!
Yun: you be quiet silly goose ill get it myself!

by a wild bandaid May 6, 2017