a wild bandaid's definitions

Drunk

when someone is under the influence of alcohol that causes them to do strange actions, or worse, get into a car crash.

Toby: man i like da potato and the rice man that the god ah stuff..
Kate: Toby how many fingers am i holding?
Toby: 7?
Kate: Yeah, he's drunk.

by a wild bandaid September 24, 2017

Nutcracker

When you get hit by something/someone in your balls/testicles so hard you scream nutcracker

Joe: ARGH NUTCRACKER!!
Aiden:haha, got hit in the balls didn't you?
Finn:rlly dude?

by a wild bandaid May 8, 2017

jerk off

to masturbate/ rub the penis in an up & down motion for minutes, then sperm comes out when you're finished.
good job killing your future children.

Logan:oh yea i jerk off to some hot as fuck Alexis Texas!
John:you're fucking disgusting!
Jack:says you! you screamed in class Ally sucked your dick so hard you started bleeding!
John: virgins..

by a wild bandaid May 8, 2017

what the hell

a phrase/reaction to something that is strange/abnormal to the person/you, usually when you see some weird shit.

Matt:what the hell? Mike & Angela are kissing?
Daren:now that's some weird shit, what the hell.

by a wild bandaid May 7, 2017

dumbass

a person/animal/other organism that does actions/things that are unfavorable and seen by others as stupid, it's also an insult to a person who is pea-brained.

bosco:10+10 is not twenty it don't have ten in it!
Damien: bosco u fucking dumbass it doesn't need to have that to be twenty
Ben:seriously bosco, did you skip 1st grade or something?

by a wild bandaid May 7, 2017

Free

When an item,tool,/anything else can be obtained for no cost whatever, which means you can just get it without having to touch your wallet.

Dealer: ayy i'm feeling nice today so i'll give you this weed for free, no cost.
Jim: hell yea! thanks!
cop: so what are you boys doing today?
jim:oh..

by a wild bandaid May 7, 2017

Sugar

A usually white substance that looks like salt but can be easily differed from due to it's sweet taste. this gives a quick burst of energy & usually makes kids hyper due to their small capacity for sugar. it's usually on candies & drinks.

Yun: i want Sugar now!
Yin:you sure bro? you're only 7 and just a small amount can make you hyperactive!
Yun: you be quiet silly goose ill get it myself!

by a wild bandaid May 6, 2017