2 definitions by a huge rooster

One who poops lube; a prolific enjoyer of anal sex.

The anus is not naturally lubricated, requiring human intervention to fully enjoy butt stuff. This results in a rectum full of jelly, cream, or oil, which must be expelled by sitting right down on the toilet and taking a big, hearty lube poop.

Can be used as a general homophobic slur against straight males or a playful jab at those who unashamedly enjoy getting their butt fucked. Can also be modified into the gerund form, "lube pooping."
A. That guy in the red jacket left me a five dollar tip on a $90 check. What a lube pooper.

B. My boyfriend wanted to try anal sex and he loves it. He can't get enough of my strap-on. He's become a total, lube-pooping butt slut!
by a huge rooster March 21, 2015
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When ones gets hungry and feels pangs in the stomach. See Lazy Sunday
But first my hunger pangs are sticking like duct tape.
Just hit up Magnolia and mack on some cupcakes
by a huge rooster August 17, 2008
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