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illis patillis

Better than ill.
Super-cool.

"That prank was illis patillis!"

by A February 18, 2007

squishy scale

measures quantity of squish, also known as squishy factor

normal squishy scales are drawn from 1 to 10, with 1 being least squishy and 10 being the most squishy.

that scores a solid 7 on the squishy scale.

by a February 18, 2007

Mormonism

A made up term promoted by people who dislike the "mormon church." In actuallity there is no "mormon church," "mormon" was the nickname given to followers of The Church Of Jesus Christ Of Latter Day Saints by their persecuters in the 1800's. Much of the mormon history is shrouded in lies and cover-ups such as when, America, "Land of the free," passed a law stating that it was legal to kill members of this church on sight.

Many ignorant people have devoted their lives to spreading lies about "Mormonism" which any educated ten year old could counter with basic knowledge of this church. I for one am not actually mormon, but do know their teachings and can testify that "anti-mormonism" is slightly retarded in a derogitory sense and extremely petty. Do not believe anything bad you hear about mormons unless it is out of the mouth of somebody currently in the church and YOU think it is bad.

The way I see it, if there IS a right religion, it's either mormonism or the jews because they're the only two that Satan seems to be working against.

by a February 18, 2007

wife beaters

Those that physically abuse female spouses.

The people in this room are known as wife beaters.

by a February 18, 2007

NRGFlow

Hard pounding original dance music taking in styles from Techno to Trance

Have you heard any NRGFlow tunes......fucking badboys!

by A February 18, 2007

sexiled

you get sexiled when your roommate asks or forces you to leave your room, because s/he wants some intimacy with his/her S.O.

I got sexiled last night and slept in the nerd box.

by a February 18, 2007

Realplayer

Software which fills your computer with adverts for itself, claims to play videos but actually turns them into slideshows due to poor use of buffering.

I'm not installing that fucking realplayer on my computer, does it come in another format?

by a February 18, 2007