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Cinemasochist

A person who insists on seeing boring arty films in order to look cultured and intelligent. Is willing to endure hours of painstaking boredom in order to keep up this image.
Cinemasochist: "I just finished watching the original 'Manchurian Candidate' for the third time"

Normal person: "Dude, you're such a cinemasochist."
by Zerotrousers May 23, 2011
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Music

Food for your mind; Heroin for your ears; Orgasm for your soul.

Everyone in the world, regardless of race, religion, political views, age, sex, or nationality, can listen to and enjoy music. We may lead extrordinarily different lives, but one thing we all have in common is the ability to appreciate music.

Whether it be Jazz, Punk, Metal, Funk, Romantic, Baroque, Grunge, Classic Rock, Hip-Hop, R&B, Folk, Country, Techno, Soul, Disco, Blues, Rap, Pop, House, Drum 'n' bass, Electronica, Progressive Rock, Post-rock, Reggae, Ska, Math-rock, Ambient, Classical, Rock 'n' roll, Modern Classical, Bubblegum, Screamo, Deathcore, Swing, Bebop, Fusion, Mash-up, Emo, Stoner Metal, J-pop, or even Lady Gaga, it's all music.

While most other things in the world is neccesary for us to be able to function properly as a society (Cars, computers, guns, clothes, houses), music is the very substance that we live for.
Music is what makes us human.
by Zerotrousers July 5, 2010
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Jesus

Contrary to popular belief, Jesus Christ was actually a mischevious badger...
by Zerotrousers April 13, 2011
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Planking

The act of finding a random object, and lying face down on it with your hands by your sides. Was popularized by the indie radio station Triple J. Is usually accompanied with photographs and facebook comments. This is very commonplace in Australia.
Planking: What Australians do when we aren't hunting crocodiles or beating you at sport.
by Zerotrousers June 6, 2011
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Vagina

The natural habitat for centipedes.
"Eww, I have centipede in my vagina"

"and?"
by Zerotrousers July 31, 2009
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Townsville

Where the Powerpuff girls live. Also a regional city on the coast of Queensland, Austrlalia.
There is very little that is interesting to do in townsville. Most people entertain themselves by A. Drinking, B. Drinking, C. Shouting. Just outside of Townsville there is "Magnetic" Island, which contrary to popular belief, is actually not magnetic. Common pastimes on Magnetic Island (Or "Maggie", if you lack basic self-respect) are smoking pot and listening to dull folk music.

The vast majority of people in townsville are Bogans, Emos, or if you go to Ignatius Park College, Homosexuals.
Normal person: "Hey, have you ever been overseas?"
Person from Townsville: "Well, I've been to Magnetic Island..."
by Zerotrousers April 11, 2011
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