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Rap

Contrary to the belief of thousands of narrow minded teenagers, Rap is a legitimate form of music. Like any other genre of music, it can be both good or bad.

Rap is not always about drugs/sex/violence. That's mainly Gangsta rap. Saying Gangsta rap is representative of Hip hop in general is like saying that Death metal is representative of Rock.

So all in all, don't go saying stupid shit like "Retards Attempting Poetry" or "Rap is just missing a C". It's just fucking stupid. Go listen to some decent Hip-hop, Outkast being one example, before you make up your mind.
I listen to rap. I also listen to Rock, Grunge, Metal, Funk, Punk, Techno, Trip-hop, Reggae, Jazz, Electronica, and much more. Taste in music doesn't have to be exclusive.
by Zerotrousers April 11, 2011
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Jesus

Contrary to popular belief, Jesus Christ was actually a mischevious badger...
by Zerotrousers April 13, 2011
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Music

Food for your mind; Heroin for your ears; Orgasm for your soul.

Everyone in the world, regardless of race, religion, political views, age, sex, or nationality, can listen to and enjoy music. We may lead extrordinarily different lives, but one thing we all have in common is the ability to appreciate music.

Whether it be Jazz, Punk, Metal, Funk, Romantic, Baroque, Grunge, Classic Rock, Hip-Hop, R&B, Folk, Country, Techno, Soul, Disco, Blues, Rap, Pop, House, Drum 'n' bass, Electronica, Progressive Rock, Post-rock, Reggae, Ska, Math-rock, Ambient, Classical, Rock 'n' roll, Modern Classical, Bubblegum, Screamo, Deathcore, Swing, Bebop, Fusion, Mash-up, Emo, Stoner Metal, J-pop, or even Lady Gaga, it's all music.

While most other things in the world is neccesary for us to be able to function properly as a society (Cars, computers, guns, clothes, houses), music is the very substance that we live for.
Music is what makes us human.
by Zerotrousers July 5, 2010
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Agnosticism

The only rational position to take in relation to the existence of god. Most (but not all) agnostics are leaning towards atheist, meaning they highly doubt that there is a god, but aren't dogmatic enough to rule it out entirely. Some are theists who accept a certain level of doubt for their beliefs, for the sake of being logical.
Theism: "I know for certain that god exists"

Atheism: "I know for certain that there are no gods"

Agnosticism: "I only know that I don't know"
by Zerotrousers July 31, 2010
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Cinemasochist

A person who insists on seeing boring arty films in order to look cultured and intelligent. Is willing to endure hours of painstaking boredom in order to keep up this image.
Cinemasochist: "I just finished watching the original 'Manchurian Candidate' for the third time"

Normal person: "Dude, you're such a cinemasochist."
by Zerotrousers May 23, 2011
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Planking

The act of finding a random object, and lying face down on it with your hands by your sides. Was popularized by the indie radio station Triple J. Is usually accompanied with photographs and facebook comments. This is very commonplace in Australia.
Planking: What Australians do when we aren't hunting crocodiles or beating you at sport.
by Zerotrousers June 6, 2011
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