Zelda199's definitions
1. When young children ask their parent(s) where babies come from, the most popular lie *ahem* I mean response is to say, "Oh the stork bought you."
A stork is a large white bird which I know little about.
So basically your parents tell you that a giant bird grabbed a small baby in its mouth and randomly bought it to two people. Or one person as the case may be. In reality your parents probably had wild sex and your mom forgot her pill.
2. 'Stork' is also a brand of margerine which comes in round tubs.
3. It could also be a misspelling of stalk, when one person or persons obsess about and attempt to follow another person or persons without detection.
A stork is a large white bird which I know little about.
So basically your parents tell you that a giant bird grabbed a small baby in its mouth and randomly bought it to two people. Or one person as the case may be. In reality your parents probably had wild sex and your mom forgot her pill.
2. 'Stork' is also a brand of margerine which comes in round tubs.
3. It could also be a misspelling of stalk, when one person or persons obsess about and attempt to follow another person or persons without detection.
1. "Mummy, where do babies come from?"
"Oh the stork brought you."
"Do you think I'm stupid mummy, you charge £300 a go."
2. "Yumm, pass the synthetic butter...what's it called?"
"Stork?"
"Yes, I need to smother Stork over myself."
3. "I'm going to stork Jane tonight."
"You mean stalk?"
"Oh shush I'm talking aloud, you can't hear my misspelling!"
"Oh the stork brought you."
"Do you think I'm stupid mummy, you charge £300 a go."
2. "Yumm, pass the synthetic butter...what's it called?"
"Stork?"
"Yes, I need to smother Stork over myself."
3. "I'm going to stork Jane tonight."
"You mean stalk?"
"Oh shush I'm talking aloud, you can't hear my misspelling!"
by Zelda199 March 14, 2007
Get the storkmug. 1. A funky album by Weird Al, who specializes in parody songs.
Has such gems as Couch Potato (based on Eminem's Lose Yourself) and Bob, which is a fantastic song in which every lyric is a palindrome.
2. It could also be defined literally as a hat fashioned out of a poodle, which is a breed of curly haired dog. In this day and age the poodle would probably not be real and the hat would be a faux poodle hat.
Has such gems as Couch Potato (based on Eminem's Lose Yourself) and Bob, which is a fantastic song in which every lyric is a palindrome.
2. It could also be defined literally as a hat fashioned out of a poodle, which is a breed of curly haired dog. In this day and age the poodle would probably not be real and the hat would be a faux poodle hat.
by Zelda199 October 8, 2008
Get the poodle hatmug. Onomatopoeia (describing the sound) for eating, nibbling, feasting on etc. particularly delicious food or anything else 'edible' that comes to mind.
1. Bob: Nam nam nam, I had some delicious chicken sandwiches for lunch.
2. Obsessed mother wannabe: Ooooooo I could eat your baby all up! Nam nam nam!
3. Ann: I kissed Joe last night, nam nam nam.
4. Joe: I went down on Ann last night, nam nam nam.
2. Obsessed mother wannabe: Ooooooo I could eat your baby all up! Nam nam nam!
3. Ann: I kissed Joe last night, nam nam nam.
4. Joe: I went down on Ann last night, nam nam nam.
by Zelda199 November 28, 2006
Get the nam nam nammug. An expression of shock, anger, surprise or general exclaimation. Sounds like a scream, yell or shout.
by Zelda199 October 20, 2006
Get the argh!mug. Typing shortcut for a turtle emoticon on MSN Messenger. So if you type (tu) in the box and press enter, a small picture of a turtle will appear. I think it only works on version 6 or higher though.
(On an MSN convo)
Harry: What's your fave animal?
Elaine: A turtle!
Harry: What do they look like then?
Elaine: (tu)
Harry: What's your fave animal?
Elaine: A turtle!
Harry: What do they look like then?
Elaine: (tu)
by Zelda199 March 27, 2007
Get the (tu)mug. 1. A word used mainly by idiotic teenagers to describe a complete retard. Short for mongol. Is mongol short for Mongolian? I'm not sure.
2. Contraction of man thong (a thong made for or worn by a male).
2. Contraction of man thong (a thong made for or worn by a male).
by Zelda199 February 21, 2007
Get the mongmug. 1.
Another word for condom.
Make sure you get in a lifeboat before the ship sinks, hehe.
2.
The more usual definition of lifeboat is a boat usually stored on ships or deployed to rescue those in trouble at sea.
Boats stored on ships are used for passengers and crew to escape from a sinking ship, or perhaps to rescue someone who has fell in or been found in the water.
Another word for condom.
Make sure you get in a lifeboat before the ship sinks, hehe.
2.
The more usual definition of lifeboat is a boat usually stored on ships or deployed to rescue those in trouble at sea.
Boats stored on ships are used for passengers and crew to escape from a sinking ship, or perhaps to rescue someone who has fell in or been found in the water.
1.
Harold: I say old chap, do you have any lifeboats to spare? I am wooing Doris tonight!
Jack: Harry, I'll give you a lifeboat if you stop talking like that.
2.
Captain: Good lord, we're sinking! Get everyone into the lifeboats now!
First Mate: Sorry sir, we already deployed the boats to rescue Mr. Creosote...
Captain: Seven boats for one man? Are you insane?!?
First Mate: He's kind of fat...
Harold: I say old chap, do you have any lifeboats to spare? I am wooing Doris tonight!
Jack: Harry, I'll give you a lifeboat if you stop talking like that.
2.
Captain: Good lord, we're sinking! Get everyone into the lifeboats now!
First Mate: Sorry sir, we already deployed the boats to rescue Mr. Creosote...
Captain: Seven boats for one man? Are you insane?!?
First Mate: He's kind of fat...
by Zelda199 October 7, 2008
Get the lifeboatmug.