Zeke's definitions

NRJP

A collection of 5 homosexuals who enjoy tossing salad and knitting.

Tommi P.

by zeke May 4, 2003

gigawatts

1.21, the number of gigawatts necessary to power a Flux Capacitor

I just had a 1.21 gigawatt flux capacitor installed in my car

by Zeke April 13, 2004

sweet guy

The phrase a girl often uses when shooting a guy down.

"You're a really sweet guy, but I don't want to date you."

by Zeke April 22, 2005

fit

similar to the wider known "shart" but solid not runny. occurs when one trys to ease out a fart and instead shits hard and painfully.

i got drunk on the plane & had a fit, everyone could smell it and they knew it was me.

by zeke February 19, 2004

Josie Maran

A model so hot she can melt lead.

The dentist needs to use a special X-ray vest when Josie Maran comes in, 'cuz she'll melt the regular ones.

by Zeke August 30, 2005

durbalicous

To be better than Freed in every aspect of life.

To dominate college football games with no respect for human life.

If Freed was more durbalicous, he wouldn't be such a sucky loser that everyone hates so much.

by Zeke September 10, 2003

Pump it Up

Sweet fucking dance game. Better than DDR, because of it's corner steps instead of up/down, left/right steps. Also includes a center step.
Can often confuse an avid DDR player, making them look like an ass.
The same goes for an avid PIU player when trying out DDR. Stick to one machine.

Holy shit man! Look at Zeke on the PIU machine! Is he on crack or something?!

by Zeke May 9, 2003