Zeke's definitions

j0

nice way of saying 'yo'. l33t sp34k.

j0 j00 h4x0r. \/\/hU+ Up?

by Zeke May 9, 2003

NRJP

A collection of 5 homosexuals who enjoy tossing salad and knitting.

Tommi P.

by zeke May 4, 2003

q00lz

somethingunbelievable sweet. Likeifyou get 2 hsin one shot, that's q00lz.

q00lz! i just got 2 hs'!!

by zeke April 24, 2006

Maria'd

To get the hell knocked out of you while playing basketball such as by running into a pick.

"Man did you see that guy just get Maria'd by that big guy?"

by Zeke January 17, 2004

-l-Z3K3-l-

The coolest motherfucker ever to hit this sad sad planet

No-one comes close to the real Zeke

by Zeke April 6, 2005

sweet guy

The phrase a girl often uses when shooting a guy down.

"You're a really sweet guy, but I don't want to date you."

by Zeke April 22, 2005

gigawatts

1.21, the number of gigawatts necessary to power a Flux Capacitor

I just had a 1.21 gigawatt flux capacitor installed in my car

by Zeke April 13, 2004