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Zuhälter von Zuckerwatte

German equivalent of "Cotton-Candy Pimp."
by Zeke March 10, 2004
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Egotistical

Someone who thinks they are the best and are never wrong.
Aretha is very Egotistical
by Zeke April 8, 2004
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crazy mofo rush

Common occurance in basketball in which after the boring round of passes one player will get the ball, not pass to anyone, and then dribble hard towards the basket, leading with the shoulder to knock other players out of the way before shooting a layup. Often accompanied by some sort of foul.
"College basketball can get a little boring because you know they'll just pass it to one of the players and he'll do a crazy mofo rush."
by Zeke March 28, 2005
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Josie Maran

A model so hot she can melt lead.
The dentist needs to use a special X-ray vest when Josie Maran comes in, 'cuz she'll melt the regular ones.
by Zeke August 30, 2005
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8-bit theater

A clever online sprite cartoon about the adventures of the evil Black Mage, the thieving Thief, the sword-obsessed dolt Fighter, and the dice-reliant Red Mage, a team of "light warriors" who aren't really light warriors and don't get along all that well and are shadowed by Black Belt, a martial arts bodyguard and White Mage, a healer and the most sane character of the series by far.
Black Mage: Congratulations, you pointy-eared elven freak. You're at the top of my death list now! You wait until we get to the end of the trail of my blood to make it official.
Fighter: Oh, don't worry Black Mage. I'll do it for ya.
Black Mage: No, touch nothing, these robes are booby-trapped, you'll damn us all.
Fighter: Lacking as I do in writing implements of any kind, I'll edit with my blade!
Black Robe: My list, my precious list. You know I've got a memory like a thingy that lets water drain out of it while keeping back solids of appreciable size. I'll have to raze the Earth to make sure I didn't skip anyone.
Fighter: I'm a helper!
by Zeke December 15, 2004
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gigawatts

1.21, the number of gigawatts necessary to power a Flux Capacitor
I just had a 1.21 gigawatt flux capacitor installed in my car
by Zeke April 13, 2004
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sweet guy

The phrase a girl often uses when shooting a guy down.
"You're a really sweet guy, but I don't want to date you."
by Zeke April 22, 2005
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