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durbalicous

To be better than Freed in every aspect of life.

To dominate college football games with no respect for human life.
If Freed was more durbalicous, he wouldn't be such a sucky loser that everyone hates so much.
by Zeke September 10, 2003
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crazy mofo rush

Common occurance in basketball in which after the boring round of passes one player will get the ball, not pass to anyone, and then dribble hard towards the basket, leading with the shoulder to knock other players out of the way before shooting a layup. Often accompanied by some sort of foul.
"College basketball can get a little boring because you know they'll just pass it to one of the players and he'll do a crazy mofo rush."
by Zeke March 28, 2005
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Josie Maran

A model so hot she can melt lead.
The dentist needs to use a special X-ray vest when Josie Maran comes in, 'cuz she'll melt the regular ones.
by Zeke August 30, 2005
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Quagmire

1. A muddy, swampy area that is hard to traverse.

2. A situation, often political/military, that's difficult to get out of. The building casualties and increased length of occupation in Iraq give one example.

3. Peter Griffin's sex-crazed and very loose next door neighbor on the show "Family Guy." A former Navy man, now a commercial pilot. Catchphrases include "Giggidy giggidy giggidy" and "Oh!" (accompanied by a thrusting motion with the arms)
"George W. Bush is actually quite talented. He managed to create a quagmire in a dry desert."

Host: Who else but Quagmire?
Song: He's Quagmire! Quagmire! You never really know what he's gonna do next, he's Quagmire! Quagmire!
Quagmire: Giggidy giggidy giggidy giggidy let's have sex!

Peter: Alright Cleveland, if this doesn't light a fire in your belly, nothing will. puts on a mask of Quagmire's face Hey, look at me, I'm Quagmire! I had sex with your wife! Giggidy giggidy giggidy giggidy!
Cleveland: Hahaha! Those are so his mannerisms!
by Zeke August 29, 2005
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Zuhälter von Zuckerwatte

German equivalent of "Cotton-Candy Pimp."
by Zeke March 10, 2004
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dooler dinkle

Boy, quit playin with your dooler dinkle!
by Zeke October 21, 2004
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Franked

When someone has one-upped a compliment you made to someone else, for no other reason than to be a brown-noser.

Being inappropriately frank.
You: "Wow, you look great in that dress"
Douchebag: "She looks great no matter what she has on"

Bystander: "Dude you just got Franked"
by Zeke December 6, 2010
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