Zeke's definitions

durbalicous

To be better than Freed in every aspect of life.

To dominate college football games with no respect for human life.

If Freed was more durbalicous, he wouldn't be such a sucky loser that everyone hates so much.

by Zeke September 10, 2003

crazy mofo rush

Common occurance in basketball in which after the boring round of passes one player will get the ball, not pass to anyone, and then dribble hard towards the basket, leading with the shoulder to knock other players out of the way before shooting a layup. Often accompanied by some sort of foul.

"College basketball can get a little boring because you know they'll just pass it to one of the players and he'll do a crazy mofo rush."

by Zeke March 28, 2005

Zuhälter von Zuckerwatte

German equivalent of "Cotton-Candy Pimp."

Ich bin der Zuhälter von Zuckerwatte.

by Zeke March 10, 2004

silkk da shocker

Someone in Tribes/Tribes 2 who won't put down the FUCKING SHOCK-CANNON!
It doesn't work very well in sentences.

"OMFG! Gabe's just like silkk da shocker!"

by Zeke May 9, 2003

party in my mouth

A metaphorical shindig in one's pie hole to which a large amount of people are invited. Often, but not always, connotates good taste, depending on the clause that comes after this phrase.

Positive: "It's like there's a party in my mouth, and everyone's invited!"

Negative: "It's like there's a party in my mouth, and everyone's throwing up."

by Zeke April 9, 2005

shriv

A rude, thoughtless, and abrasive person with poor taste. Derived by reference to shriveled testicles and/or wrinkles on the male genitals.

That guy we met at the party last night was such a fucking shriv.

by Zeke September 5, 2004

bork

an obssesion with fish, usually caused ny a pastlife experience

bork has pink hair.

by ZEKE May 8, 2003