Zeke's definitions

fit

similar to the wider known "shart" but solid not runny. occurs when one trys to ease out a fart and instead shits hard and painfully.

i got drunk on the plane & had a fit, everyone could smell it and they knew it was me.

by zeke February 19, 2004

dick riding

sucking up to somebody

like if you keep talking goood about somebody you dislike in your head

by Zeke May 13, 2005

cross country skiing

1. A recreational sport in which people tour through wooded trails at a leisurely pace.

2. A grueling competitive sport in which skiers, using classical or freestyle technique, try their best to mentally and physically outperform other skiers. Europe, especially Scandinavia, tends to have the best skiers.

3. A high school and college sport (assuming you live in a snowy enough area) that tends to attract cross country runners, soccer players, attractive girls, and, in my experience, Latin students.

Cross country skiing is a nice way to get around.

Thousands of cross country skiers compete in the American Birkebeiner in Cable, Wisconsin.

Cross country skiing is a good way to meet women.

by Zeke May 3, 2006

Skraealing

small amount of shake left over from the reefer bud sack

thers not even a skraealing left?

i found a skraealings worth in your couch.

by Zeke March 27, 2004

silkk da shocker

Someone in Tribes/Tribes 2 who won't put down the FUCKING SHOCK-CANNON!
It doesn't work very well in sentences.

"OMFG! Gabe's just like silkk da shocker!"

by Zeke May 9, 2003

bork

an obssesion with fish, usually caused ny a pastlife experience

bork has pink hair.

by ZEKE May 8, 2003

party in my mouth

A metaphorical shindig in one's pie hole to which a large amount of people are invited. Often, but not always, connotates good taste, depending on the clause that comes after this phrase.

Positive: "It's like there's a party in my mouth, and everyone's invited!"

Negative: "It's like there's a party in my mouth, and everyone's throwing up."

by Zeke April 9, 2005