Zeke's definitions

Zuhälter von Zuckerwatte

German equivalent of "Cotton-Candy Pimp."

Ich bin der Zuhälter von Zuckerwatte.

by Zeke March 10, 2004

Egotistical

Someone who thinks they are the best and are never wrong.

Aretha is very Egotistical

by Zeke April 8, 2004

-l-Z3K3-l-

The coolest motherfucker ever to hit this sad sad planet

No-one comes close to the real Zeke

by Zeke April 6, 2005

8-bit theater

A clever online sprite cartoon about the adventures of the evil Black Mage, the thieving Thief, the sword-obsessed dolt Fighter, and the dice-reliant Red Mage, a team of "light warriors" who aren't really light warriors and don't get along all that well and are shadowed by Black Belt, a martial arts bodyguard and White Mage, a healer and the most sane character of the series by far.

Black Mage: Congratulations, you pointy-eared elven freak. You're at the top of my death list now! You wait until we get to the end of the trail of my blood to make it official.
Fighter: Oh, don't worry Black Mage. I'll do it for ya.
Black Mage: No, touch nothing, these robes are booby-trapped, you'll damn us all.
Fighter: Lacking as I do in writing implements of any kind, I'll edit with my blade!
Black Robe: My list, my precious list. You know I've got a memory like a thingy that lets water drain out of it while keeping back solids of appreciable size. I'll have to raze the Earth to make sure I didn't skip anyone.
Fighter: I'm a helper!

by Zeke December 15, 2004

Pump it Up

Sweet fucking dance game. Better than DDR, because of it's corner steps instead of up/down, left/right steps. Also includes a center step.
Can often confuse an avid DDR player, making them look like an ass.
The same goes for an avid PIU player when trying out DDR. Stick to one machine.

Holy shit man! Look at Zeke on the PIU machine! Is he on crack or something?!

by Zeke May 9, 2003

College University

Awesome series about the trials and tribulations of college. That is, if your college enrolls Bigfoot, Optimus Prime, a floating green alien named Gorp, and monkeys.

by Zeke October 31, 2003

durbalicous

To be better than Freed in every aspect of life.

To dominate college football games with no respect for human life.

If Freed was more durbalicous, he wouldn't be such a sucky loser that everyone hates so much.

by Zeke September 10, 2003