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8-bit theater

A clever online sprite cartoon about the adventures of the evil Black Mage, the thieving Thief, the sword-obsessed dolt Fighter, and the dice-reliant Red Mage, a team of "light warriors" who aren't really light warriors and don't get along all that well and are shadowed by Black Belt, a martial arts bodyguard and White Mage, a healer and the most sane character of the series by far.
Black Mage: Congratulations, you pointy-eared elven freak. You're at the top of my death list now! You wait until we get to the end of the trail of my blood to make it official.
Fighter: Oh, don't worry Black Mage. I'll do it for ya.
Black Mage: No, touch nothing, these robes are booby-trapped, you'll damn us all.
Fighter: Lacking as I do in writing implements of any kind, I'll edit with my blade!
Black Robe: My list, my precious list. You know I've got a memory like a thingy that lets water drain out of it while keeping back solids of appreciable size. I'll have to raze the Earth to make sure I didn't skip anyone.
Fighter: I'm a helper!
by Zeke December 15, 2004
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Pump it Up

Sweet fucking dance game. Better than DDR, because of it's corner steps instead of up/down, left/right steps. Also includes a center step.
Can often confuse an avid DDR player, making them look like an ass.
The same goes for an avid PIU player when trying out DDR. Stick to one machine.
Holy shit man! Look at Zeke on the PIU machine! Is he on crack or something?!
by Zeke May 9, 2003
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sweet guy

The phrase a girl often uses when shooting a guy down.
"You're a really sweet guy, but I don't want to date you."
by Zeke April 22, 2005
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gigawatts

1.21, the number of gigawatts necessary to power a Flux Capacitor
I just had a 1.21 gigawatt flux capacitor installed in my car
by Zeke April 13, 2004
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Maria'd

To get the hell knocked out of you while playing basketball such as by running into a pick.
"Man did you see that guy just get Maria'd by that big guy?"
by Zeke January 17, 2004
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crazy mofo rush

Common occurance in basketball in which after the boring round of passes one player will get the ball, not pass to anyone, and then dribble hard towards the basket, leading with the shoulder to knock other players out of the way before shooting a layup. Often accompanied by some sort of foul.
"College basketball can get a little boring because you know they'll just pass it to one of the players and he'll do a crazy mofo rush."
by Zeke March 28, 2005
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-l-Z3K3-l-

The coolest motherfucker ever to hit this sad sad planet
No-one comes close to the real Zeke
by Zeke April 6, 2005
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