Zeke's definitions

Great Presidant

How George W. Bush would describe himself as a president, spelling and all.

"I'm a great presidant, and I think our children is going to learn better now that I've invaded Iraq and plan to ban gay marriage."

by Zeke December 16, 2004

Garbledina!

A word which may be uttered during discussion of a bad movie.

Origin: The alleged favorite movie of Strong Bad as claimed by Strong Mad.

"You know, the best part about 'Santa Claus Conquers the Martians' is the amazing special effects."
"GARBLEDINA!"

by Zeke February 15, 2005

dick riding

sucking up to somebody

like if you keep talking goood about somebody you dislike in your head

by Zeke May 13, 2005

Shit Clown

Well this is a derivation of an ever-popular favorite, ass clown. The only difference being the substitution of one profane word for another. Shit clowns are people who you would normally consider ass clowns, but they smell really badly. So the use of this word is usually saved for those ass clowns with poor hygiene, including but not restricted to bums, beggers, democrats, Rasheed Wallace and the like.

n. That shit clown just asked me for what I could spare so I gave him an application for McDonalds.

by Zeke May 28, 2004

piney

Alternate word for the flower "peony"

Look at them pineys mom!

by Zeke June 6, 2004

dooler dinkle

noun meaning a small boys penis.

Boy, quit playin with your dooler dinkle!

by Zeke October 21, 2004

Party hat

Hat made of newspaper or plain paper via the following steps:

1. Fold the paper in half
2. Fold down each side to make triangles
3. Fold the bottom flap up
4. Flip the hat over and fold the other bottom flap up
5. Secure the hat with scotch tape

The hat should look like Calvin's Supreme Dictator-For-Life hat.

The party hat is made prior to a party and inscribed with an initial statement such as "The Drunken Sailor Hat (Write Quotes, Rummie)." The hat is then ushered into a party, where it is requested and written upon whenever someone says a hilarious drunken quote that deserves merit. The hat is then laughed over the next day.

"I think the best quote on the hat is 'Bigfoot is not a dinosaur.'"

by Zeke November 21, 2004