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cross country skiing

1. A recreational sport in which people tour through wooded trails at a leisurely pace.

2. A grueling competitive sport in which skiers, using classical or freestyle technique, try their best to mentally and physically outperform other skiers. Europe, especially Scandinavia, tends to have the best skiers.

3. A high school and college sport (assuming you live in a snowy enough area) that tends to attract cross country runners, soccer players, attractive girls, and, in my experience, Latin students.
Cross country skiing is a nice way to get around.

Thousands of cross country skiers compete in the American Birkebeiner in Cable, Wisconsin.

Cross country skiing is a good way to meet women.
by Zeke May 3, 2006
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dick riding

like if you keep talking goood about somebody you dislike in your head
by Zeke May 13, 2005
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Skraealing

small amount of shake left over from the reefer bud sack
thers not even a skraealing left?

i found a skraealings worth in your couch.
by Zeke March 27, 2004
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hodes

rallying war cry, when no war exists.
Hodes Owns Yuo!!!!
by Zeke February 21, 2004
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piney

Look at them pineys mom!
by Zeke June 6, 2004
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Party hat

Hat made of newspaper or plain paper via the following steps:

1. Fold the paper in half
2. Fold down each side to make triangles
3. Fold the bottom flap up
4. Flip the hat over and fold the other bottom flap up
5. Secure the hat with scotch tape

The hat should look like Calvin's Supreme Dictator-For-Life hat.

The party hat is made prior to a party and inscribed with an initial statement such as "The Drunken Sailor Hat (Write Quotes, Rummie)." The hat is then ushered into a party, where it is requested and written upon whenever someone says a hilarious drunken quote that deserves merit. The hat is then laughed over the next day.
"I think the best quote on the hat is 'Bigfoot is not a dinosaur.'"
by Zeke November 21, 2004
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Cotton Candy Pimp

Same as Cotton-Candy Pimp.
Chris Pretti
by Zeke March 10, 2004
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