Zeke's definitions

Shit Clown

Well this is a derivation of an ever-popular favorite, ass clown. The only difference being the substitution of one profane word for another. Shit clowns are people who you would normally consider ass clowns, but they smell really badly. So the use of this word is usually saved for those ass clowns with poor hygiene, including but not restricted to bums, beggers, democrats, Rasheed Wallace and the like.

n. That shit clown just asked me for what I could spare so I gave him an application for McDonalds.

by Zeke May 28, 2004

pig

That animal you get pork from.
Or a farmer's sex-toy.

Mom, let's cook some pork/pig tonight!
Bob, get dem pigs! we'sa gunna have sum fun tonight! Yeeee-haaaw!

by Zeke May 9, 2003

Sherpa Guide

Person carrying a lot of shit.

Guy: Hey, were only walking a block to the drug store. Why are you carrying all that shit?
Girl: blah blah blah blah blah...
Guy: Ha! You look like a damned Sherpa Guide!

by Zeke May 7, 2005

McPenis Filet

Italian sausage sandwich from Quizno's

Did you see the veins in that McPenis Filet?

by Zeke May 7, 2005

LJBF

Abbreviation for "Lets Just Be Friends". Used mostly by women to indicate that they don't want a romantic relationship, but don't mind receiving attention from a guy that wants to be more than friends.

He thought she was hot, but she LJBF'd him so he is out of luck.

by Zeke December 3, 2003

Paranoid Social Club

An excellent band containing former members of the Rustic Overtones, heard mainly in the New England area on good radio stations. The vocals are similar to the Rustic Overtones, though the style has changed a bit and the lyrics are suited to a faster pace.

Singles include "Wasted," "She Gets Me High," and "Two Girls."

One sees potential in a man
When he's broke
The other one's still thinking
That this band is a joke
One hits the road
Like the second you cum
The other one you wake up
When your breakfast is done

I need I need
I need two girls
If I can't have you

by Zeke July 1, 2005

-l-Z3K3-l-

The coolest motherfucker ever to hit this sad sad planet

No-one comes close to the real Zeke

by Zeke April 6, 2005