Zeke's definitions

j0

nice way of saying 'yo'. l33t sp34k.

j0 j00 h4x0r. \/\/hU+ Up?

by Zeke May 9, 2003

Zuckerwatte

German equivalent of cotton candy.

"Ich bin der Zuhälter von Zuckerwatte." means "I am the cotton-candy pimp."

Chris Pretti is the "cotton-candy pimp."

by Zeke March 10, 2004

Shit Clown

Well this is a derivation of an ever-popular favorite, ass clown. The only difference being the substitution of one profane word for another. Shit clowns are people who you would normally consider ass clowns, but they smell really badly. So the use of this word is usually saved for those ass clowns with poor hygiene, including but not restricted to bums, beggers, democrats, Rasheed Wallace and the like.

n. That shit clown just asked me for what I could spare so I gave him an application for McDonalds.

by Zeke May 28, 2004

pig

That animal you get pork from.
Or a farmer's sex-toy.

Mom, let's cook some pork/pig tonight!
Bob, get dem pigs! we'sa gunna have sum fun tonight! Yeeee-haaaw!

by Zeke May 9, 2003

McPenis Filet

Italian sausage sandwich from Quizno's

Did you see the veins in that McPenis Filet?

by Zeke May 7, 2005

LJBF

Abbreviation for "Lets Just Be Friends". Used mostly by women to indicate that they don't want a romantic relationship, but don't mind receiving attention from a guy that wants to be more than friends.

He thought she was hot, but she LJBF'd him so he is out of luck.

by Zeke December 3, 2003

bombs

opposite of a pinner, in the marijuana terms. A fat junt.

I used to smoke pinners while my momz made dinner, now i smoke bombs and rock with lynyrd skynard. - kid rock - Quite like me.

by Zeke December 2, 2003