Zeke's definitions

SUV

Evil represented by steel on tires. Driven by conservatives who don't want to conserve. Gets less miles to the gallon than the first car invented.

My friend and I went on a cross-country road trip; I drove a Model T, he drove an SUV. He could go faster, but we got to the coast at the same time because I didn't have to gas up as often.

by Zeke October 31, 2003

q00lz

somethingunbelievable sweet. Likeifyou get 2 hsin one shot, that's q00lz.

q00lz! i just got 2 hs'!!

by zeke April 24, 2006

dooler dinkle

noun meaning a small boys penis.

Boy, quit playin with your dooler dinkle!

by Zeke October 21, 2004

j0

nice way of saying 'yo'. l33t sp34k.

j0 j00 h4x0r. \/\/hU+ Up?

by Zeke May 9, 2003

Zuckerwatte

German equivalent of cotton candy.

"Ich bin der Zuhälter von Zuckerwatte." means "I am the cotton-candy pimp."

Chris Pretti is the "cotton-candy pimp."

by Zeke March 10, 2004

piney

Alternate word for the flower "peony"

Look at them pineys mom!

by Zeke June 6, 2004

free republic

Proof that the right wing zealots farthest to the right (bordering with fascism if not already there) who unquestionably follow George W. Bush and Fox News are all fucking insane, intolerant, uneducated assholes.

You'll never find a more wretched hive of scum and villainy.

The United States is a free republic.

Free Republic wants concentration camps for liberals, just like their German pen pals from the 1930s.

by Zeke June 11, 2005