Zed Numar's definitions

Go hug a cactus!

Get lost! Scram! Begone!

"Your phone call wakes me up so you can try to sell me shit I don't need, you can go hug a cactus!"

by Zed Numar September 19, 2021

Gleaming pip

A worthless small-time thief or a pickpocket. It's considered an insult to both honest cutters and thieves who see themselves as a cut above the rest.

"Benny the Teen used to be a top shelf bandit, but now he's just a gleaming pip on a horse."

by Zed Numar September 10, 2021

Give the rope

What happens to condemned criminals who don't manage to give the law the laugh.

"Yeah, that horse-thief tried to give the sheriff the laugh, but now the sheriff is going to give the rope to him."

by Zed Numar September 2, 2021

Give 'em the laugh

To escape or slip through the clutches of someone. Robbing a police officer and not getting caught is giving him the laugh.

"Lol, when we rob that police evidence room full of cash and drugs tonight, we're going to really give 'em the laugh..."

by Zed Numar August 31, 2021

Garnish

A bribe.

"Give the petty official a garnish and he'll go away".

by Zed Numar August 30, 2021

Gannet

An indiscriminate eater. Implies that the eater is a glutton and would eat or consume anything placed in front of them.

"That gannet will eat sushi from the garbage bin behind a gas station..."

by Zed Numar August 29, 2021

Game of chess

A plan or scheme, or, rarely, even life itself.

"Lets hope our game of chess succeeds, or it'll mean the Feds after us..."

by Zed Numar August 29, 2021