1 definition by Zaven, betch
Superhero composed of five elements. Without any of these, he was the most useless thing ever, and even with these things, is still damn useless.
white kid: oh shit, we need CAPTAIN PLANET!
black kid: oh, no the asian kid's takin a shit
Latino kid: OK, i'll use heart power, the most contrived piece of shit ever.
black kid: oh, no the asian kid's takin a shit
Latino kid: OK, i'll use heart power, the most contrived piece of shit ever.
by Zaven, betch December 18, 2006