4 definitions by Zarathustratosphere
Spanking is the act of repeatedly applying percussive force to the bard arse of a man. Although the hand alone may be used, the severity of the spankable offense requires the use of additional equipment, examples of which include hairbrushes, paddles, straps, canes, or whips.
To focus the man on the task at hand, and importantly to add humiliation to the punishment, not to mention making it abundantly clear who is in charge of the situation, requirements should be added. Most commonly, these are requirements that certain clothing be worn, such as either a schoolboy (or schoolgirl) uniform, certain types of panties such as bikini briefs or a white jockstrap, or sissy dress, high heels, and make-up. The spankee may also be required to be bound and gagged during the process, as further humiliation as well as to maintain position and keep noise levels down.
The spankee may, post-spanking, be left alone in the room bound and gagged at the woman's pleasure, to reflect on their punishment.
As a matter of course, spankings should always be followed up with a good, hard assfucking with an appropriately sized strap-on dildo.
Spankings are the appropriate result of a variety of infractions, such as ungentlemanly behaviour, use of bad language, talking back, failure to perform household tasks, lateness, coming in drunk, leaving the toilet seat up, flirting with other women, or failure to bring the woman to orgasm.
To focus the man on the task at hand, and importantly to add humiliation to the punishment, not to mention making it abundantly clear who is in charge of the situation, requirements should be added. Most commonly, these are requirements that certain clothing be worn, such as either a schoolboy (or schoolgirl) uniform, certain types of panties such as bikini briefs or a white jockstrap, or sissy dress, high heels, and make-up. The spankee may also be required to be bound and gagged during the process, as further humiliation as well as to maintain position and keep noise levels down.
The spankee may, post-spanking, be left alone in the room bound and gagged at the woman's pleasure, to reflect on their punishment.
As a matter of course, spankings should always be followed up with a good, hard assfucking with an appropriately sized strap-on dildo.
Spankings are the appropriate result of a variety of infractions, such as ungentlemanly behaviour, use of bad language, talking back, failure to perform household tasks, lateness, coming in drunk, leaving the toilet seat up, flirting with other women, or failure to bring the woman to orgasm.
You didnt take the trash out, and so we're stuck with it for a week... go to your room, and when I come in after you, I want to see the cane, paddle, and dildo laid out, and a naked boy bent over with his cheeks spread. You will not be sitting down for a week, young man!
You spent nearly £100 on beer?! I'm beginning to think you like being punished, as this time you'll be getting a spanking every day for the next two weeks this time!
You spent nearly £100 on beer?! I'm beginning to think you like being punished, as this time you'll be getting a spanking every day for the next two weeks this time!
by Zarathustratosphere April 24, 2011
A state of extreme paranoia on the part of a straight person (usually a man) about homosexuality. Sometimes this is felt by the straight man when known homosexuals are present, when said straight man is under the delusion that being gay means that you can't keep your hands to yourself.
Other times, however, homoneuroticism manifests itself in extreme frigidity and irritability at ANY display of male to male or brotherly affection.
Other times, however, homoneuroticism manifests itself in extreme frigidity and irritability at ANY display of male to male or brotherly affection.
Example of the Homoneurotic state: (person B)
A: Alright mate! Haven't seen you in fucking near 6 months! *claps on shoulder*
B: Dude... don't touch me; it's gay.
A: Alright mate! Haven't seen you in fucking near 6 months! *claps on shoulder*
B: Dude... don't touch me; it's gay.
by Zarathustratosphere September 17, 2010
In pretty much every country around the world where drinking alcohol is a cultural norm, every single social circle includes at least one person who becomes "that guy" (plural: "those guys").
We all know of whom I speak: The one friend who makes himself stand out in all the wrong ways. He always gets absolutely trashed, and makes a COMPLETE tit out of himself.
We all know of whom I speak: The one friend who makes himself stand out in all the wrong ways. He always gets absolutely trashed, and makes a COMPLETE tit out of himself.
"Yeah, my friend Dom just got chucked out of the union for getting his knob out in the middle of the dance floor before unloading his stomach onto the floor"
"Shit. Doesn't sound good".
"Standard. He can generally always be counted upon to be That Guy".
"Shit. Doesn't sound good".
"Standard. He can generally always be counted upon to be That Guy".
by Zarathustratosphere June 26, 2011
A very real condition which a person may be born with. "Symptoms" include lack of social skills, and difficulty reading/understanding social "cues", body language, &c, difficulty forming and maintaining friendships and relationships, and the like. However, it affects people in different ways. Some (such as me) may well "grow out" of it, and ultimately the "disorder" becomes less obvious in the social environment, in which case it's best described as a retardation of social development. However, others fare less well and suffer lifelong problems as a result of the condition.
Other characteristics may include higher than average intelligence and vocabulary, and ultimately a tendency to see the world a different way, which can be scary to some neurotypicals.
It's a difference I have had to cope with all my life, having been diagnosed at the age of 7 and has caused me real difficulties in life (and to a certain degree, still does). I am not the only one it causes real difficulty to; indeed there is growing awareness of the problems faced by people with autistic-spectrum disorders, however some people seem to think the disorder is somehow "fake" or "not real" (I refer of course to some of the other definitions posted on here).
However, this does not bother me, rather it amuses me that a group of fat, comfortable individuals with time on their hands to spend posting ill-informed, pig-ignorant, and sometimes downright illiterate definitions on UD seem to think that their opinion somehow matters more than that of the world's smartest and most experienced people in the field of psychiatry.
Other characteristics may include higher than average intelligence and vocabulary, and ultimately a tendency to see the world a different way, which can be scary to some neurotypicals.
It's a difference I have had to cope with all my life, having been diagnosed at the age of 7 and has caused me real difficulties in life (and to a certain degree, still does). I am not the only one it causes real difficulty to; indeed there is growing awareness of the problems faced by people with autistic-spectrum disorders, however some people seem to think the disorder is somehow "fake" or "not real" (I refer of course to some of the other definitions posted on here).
However, this does not bother me, rather it amuses me that a group of fat, comfortable individuals with time on their hands to spend posting ill-informed, pig-ignorant, and sometimes downright illiterate definitions on UD seem to think that their opinion somehow matters more than that of the world's smartest and most experienced people in the field of psychiatry.
I have Asperger Syndrome. This does not make me better than you, nor does it make me worse. It just makes me different. I am a person, not a puzzle
by Zarathustratosphere May 24, 2009