Zandroid's definitions

Quickie-la

A rebellious, emo shyguy with fairy wings and a wand who likes screamo and killing people.

That Quickie-la sure is evil!

by Zandroid February 4, 2008

Fast beer

An alternate way of saying coffee

I woke up and got a 16 oz fast beer to begin the workday

by Zandroid August 18, 2017

The magikarp

A millenia-era dance move that involves twitching and flopping on the floor whilst mimicking the Pokémon Magikarp.

While doing The Magikarp, Jerry flipped repeatedly on the marble tiles yelping "karp, Karp!"

by Zandroid August 18, 2017

Cockpocket

The pocket on one's favorite jacket. Sometimes designated for public masturbation. Usually contains a secretive hole of which is used to subtly access the lower regions privately.

The middle-aged male bus patron utilized his cockpocket as the red head picked up her dropped change.

by Zandroid August 18, 2017

Lilith

A subtype of Monarch programming used by the CIA involving the use of the popular mythological demigoddess of the same name.

The girl was a Lilith type so it was easy to sell her ass

by Zandroid August 18, 2017

Atypical antipsychotic

Nueroleptic agents(in medicine) usually not yet proven to work enough for anything specific. Still usually in testing stages for western pharmaceutical fraud guinea pigs. Many carry tranquilizing effects.

I was given an atypical antipsychotic when I was on probation and banned from using benzodiazepines.

by Zandroid August 18, 2017

Masturwaiting

Delaying or stopping in between playing with oneself in order to cause a stronger climax.

His cum shot was 2 feet further after using the masturwaiting technique.

by Zandroid August 18, 2017