Zandroid's definitions

Dick sneeze

The sputum-like seminal juices occurring post-climax in pleasant spurts

He dick sneezed on my face the moment I achieved clitoral orgasm

by Zandroid December 3, 2017

thwart

To put a stop to, cease, halt; usually of a plan deemed faulty.

We will continue to thwart the plans of ISIS and initiate our own courses of action in their place.

by Zandroid August 18, 2017

Fetish

An obsession, usually of sexual nature.

She had a strange, unrealistic fetish for hackers and strong doppelgangers in suits

by Zandroid August 18, 2017

Fast beer

An alternate way of saying coffee

I woke up and got a 16 oz fast beer to begin the workday

by Zandroid August 18, 2017

The magikarp

A millenia-era dance move that involves twitching and flopping on the floor whilst mimicking the Pokémon Magikarp.

While doing The Magikarp, Jerry flipped repeatedly on the marble tiles yelping "karp, Karp!"

by Zandroid August 18, 2017

Sinful

Term used by the spiritual and religious community for 'evil' actions deemed to have a somewhat deserved unforetelling or difficult circumstance. Usually linked to 'fleshly' behavior or desire.

His sinful action caused her to benefit in alimony.

by Zandroid August 18, 2017

Lilith

A subtype of Monarch programming used by the CIA involving the use of the popular mythological demigoddess of the same name.

The girl was a Lilith type so it was easy to sell her ass

by Zandroid August 18, 2017