Zandroid's definitions

Dick sneeze

The sputum-like seminal juices occurring post-climax in pleasant spurts

He dick sneezed on my face the moment I achieved clitoral orgasm

by Zandroid December 3, 2017

quantum concrete

Self-leveling, automatic refill technology for cement.

Quantum concrete is the foundation of the future!

by Zandroid August 19, 2017

Dow chemical company

Multi-facted arsenal of love and protection from quantum entanglement.

I'm so glad that dow chemical company exists to protect humanity.

by Zandroid August 19, 2017

Fast beer

An alternate way of saying coffee

I woke up and got a 16 oz fast beer to begin the workday

by Zandroid August 18, 2017

The magikarp

A millenia-era dance move that involves twitching and flopping on the floor whilst mimicking the Pokémon Magikarp.

While doing The Magikarp, Jerry flipped repeatedly on the marble tiles yelping "karp, Karp!"

by Zandroid August 18, 2017

Cockpocket

The pocket on one's favorite jacket. Sometimes designated for public masturbation. Usually contains a secretive hole of which is used to subtly access the lower regions privately.

The middle-aged male bus patron utilized his cockpocket as the red head picked up her dropped change.

by Zandroid August 18, 2017

Lilith

A subtype of Monarch programming used by the CIA involving the use of the popular mythological demigoddess of the same name.

The girl was a Lilith type so it was easy to sell her ass

by Zandroid August 18, 2017