Zanda Panda's definitions

penguins

adj. something that is both awesome and completely off-subject. A brilliant way to replace "random" which has lost all meaning and descended into becoming a faux-pas to many people.

Person 1)"Pancakes are fun"
Person 2)"I love urbandictionary.com!"
Person 1)"That is so penguins."

by Zanda Panda October 18, 2008

Love Shaq

A song by the B52's about their affection towards NBA basketballer Shaquille O'Neil

Bob: "Have you listened to 'Love Shaq' yet?"
Margaret: "No."

by Zanda Panda October 19, 2008

Nettaism

Similar to a spoonerism, is a general mis-use or mashing-up of words.

Netta: "Could you pass the spork and foon?"
Sarah: "Nettaism!"

by Zanda Panda October 18, 2008

Ment

A ment is a cross between "Men" and "Tent". A ment is what you get when several men create a tent together.
Note: Ment must be said with a manly and tough tone. "MEHHNT!!!"

Chris: "Prepare yourselves gentlemen, we are about to create a MENT!"

by Zanda Panda October 19, 2008

Toast fishing

Verb. The act of placing a piece of toast on the end of a bendy stick and toasting it on a campfire (or fireplace) from a short distance. It has been remarked by many that toast fishing is the most relaxing activity in the entire universe, however, most of those found stating this later admitted to not having experienced every activity in the universe and retracted their previous comment.

"Do you want to go toast fishing?" "No." "Ok."

by Zanda Panda October 17, 2008

wondersome

adj. item has an aspect of wonder to it. Often confused with wandersome

Person 1) "What do you think of toast fishing?"
Person 2) "It is rather wondersome."
Person 1) "Indeed."

by Zanda Panda October 17, 2008

Turbo-awesome

Beyond awesome. Something that is so awesome that it is no-longer awesome but turbo-awesome! It's like awesome - only turbo-charged!

Tom: "Oh no, I have no-where to sleep."
Chris: "We shall construct a Ment!"
Tom: *gasp* "Turbo-awesome!"

by Zanda Panda October 18, 2008