Zanda Panda's definitions

Nettaism

Similar to a spoonerism, is a general mis-use or mashing-up of words.

Netta: "Could you pass the spork and foon?"
Sarah: "Nettaism!"

by Zanda Panda October 18, 2008

Went

An amalgamation of the words "Woman" and "Tent".

Chris: "Hey, that went is infinitely inferior to our Ment!"

by Zanda Panda October 18, 2008

penguins

adj. something that is both awesome and completely off-subject. A brilliant way to replace "random" which has lost all meaning and descended into becoming a faux-pas to many people.

Person 1)"Pancakes are fun"
Person 2)"I love urbandictionary.com!"
Person 1)"That is so penguins."

by Zanda Panda October 18, 2008

Love Shaq

A song by the B52's about their affection towards NBA basketballer Shaquille O'Neil

Bob: "Have you listened to 'Love Shaq' yet?"
Margaret: "No."

by Zanda Panda October 19, 2008

wandersome

adj. item wanders. Often confused with wondersome.

"You have wandersome hands Henry!" - Henry's hands would then receive a slap for wandersome behavior, which Henry would misinterpret as a high-five and continue to fondle his lady-friend.

by Zanda Panda October 17, 2008

12:15

An exclamation. 12:15 is the ultimate argument-ender, however it only works if both "ya face" and "ya mum" have been mentioned in the argument.
exception: Saying 12:15 to someone at exactly a quarter-past noon/midnight grants you instant victory before an argument has even begun.

Bob: "You're stupid!"
Pete: "Your face is stupid!"
Bob: "Your mum is stupid!"
Pete: "12:15!"
Bob: "daaaamn!"

by Zanda Panda October 18, 2008

Ment

A ment is a cross between "Men" and "Tent". A ment is what you get when several men create a tent together.
Note: Ment must be said with a manly and tough tone. "MEHHNT!!!"

Chris: "Prepare yourselves gentlemen, we are about to create a MENT!"

by Zanda Panda October 19, 2008