Zack's definitions

bubbler

a pipe with water. Will get you messed up.

Hey nater face this bubbler.

by Zack January 16, 2005

headie

not as bad as a stoner but like the ganja. its all right to be a headie

nater and zack are headies

by Zack January 16, 2005

sandy chicken

when sand grains are on a mans dick and then has sex with a woman and tears the vaginal area up

Jack dipped his dick in the water at the beach then in the sand and had sex with Sally.

by zack February 4, 2005

slave to the grind

A local coffee shop in Bronxville. Most people who chill at Slave think they’re the center of the known universe, but they’re actually just a collection of high school rejects that found a niche in a local coffeehouse. You can’t take a step in any direction without hearing a group of lazy, spoiled rich kids with the intelligence of 5th graders discussing politics. The money they buy that shitty coffee with is from their doctor parents. “Jet tea” is a fucking slurpee. There’s always a fucking line for the bathroom. People keep stealing the fucking chess pieces so all you can play is checkers, which is all anyone has the IQ to play in there anyway. The people who work there have extreme attitudes, hey, kind of like the entire village of Bronxville itself, and Hitler moustaches should be as required as those lame ass retro green slave to the grind shirts. It is reffered to as slave to the cock

Slave to the ca-ca-ca-ca-cock!!

by Zack February 12, 2005

slave to the cock

Nickname for slave to the grind.

Slave to the ca-ca-ca-ca-COCK!!

by Zack February 12, 2005

Green Day

A horrendiously bad band that is nowhere close to being Punk Rock. Most of their fans fall into to the teenage girl category. If you want real Punk, listen to the Ramones, the Buzzcocks, maybe a bit of Misfits.

12 year old girl: Lyke omfg green day is so cool!!!111!

Person with real music tastes: *loads gun* Die!

by Zack February 16, 2005

jelly bean

A term for a person who has a small penis. Derived from the running joke that the person's penis was so small it resembled a jelly bean in size and dimension.

"Zack got upset when his friends called him jelly bean"

by Zack May 13, 2005