Zack's definitions

Lynch

my last name also means to hang someone or stone them to death

my last name is lynch

by zack September 28, 2003

Green Day

A horrendiously bad band that is nowhere close to being Punk Rock. Most of their fans fall into to the teenage girl category. If you want real Punk, listen to the Ramones, the Buzzcocks, maybe a bit of Misfits.

12 year old girl: Lyke omfg green day is so cool!!!111!

Person with real music tastes: *loads gun* Die!

by Zack February 16, 2005

sandy chicken

when sand grains are on a mans dick and then has sex with a woman and tears the vaginal area up

Jack dipped his dick in the water at the beach then in the sand and had sex with Sally.

by zack February 4, 2005

spifforiffic

much better than something that is wordspiffyword

dude 1: When im the bartender you'll get free beer.
dude 2: Spifforiffic.

by Zack October 16, 2003

Blue Berry Creme Pie

When the male chokes the female during oral sex, until her pigment is a blueish color. He then sticks his wiener down her throat, and stops choking, so when she breathes, she gives a new definition to the phrase Choking on cock

Johny gave his mommy a Blue Berry Creme pie

by Zack December 20, 2004

crunch berries

The resultant effect of dingle berries that have not given up their attachment to anus hair and have therefore become dehydrated.

Because of his coarse anal hair, Fred had several attached crunch berries and cried out when he sat down

by Zack March 26, 2004

CAL

Cyberathelete Amateur League.. where people usually from counter-strike go and compete to see who's the best, full of hackers and full of admins who dont give a shit if you hack... everyone CAL M+ has hackers on their team
consists of these divisions

Cal-O (Open)
Cal-Im (intermediate)
Cal-M (main)
Cal-p
Cal-i (invite)

Dude i just like won playoffs in Cal-p and the finals im goin cal-i lol!!1111111111111111111111111111

by Zack January 1, 2005