Zack's definitions
by zack April 13, 2006

The resultant effect of dingle berries that have not given up their attachment to anus hair and have therefore become dehydrated.
Because of his coarse anal hair, Fred had several attached crunch berries and cried out when he sat down
by Zack March 26, 2004


by zack February 4, 2005

A horrendiously bad band that is nowhere close to being Punk Rock. Most of their fans fall into to the teenage girl category. If you want real Punk, listen to the Ramones, the Buzzcocks, maybe a bit of Misfits.
12 year old girl: Lyke omfg green day is so cool!!!111!
Person with real music tastes: *loads gun* Die!
Person with real music tastes: *loads gun* Die!
by Zack February 16, 2005

When the male chokes the female during oral sex, until her pigment is a blueish color. He then sticks his wiener down her throat, and stops choking, so when she breathes, she gives a new definition to the phrase Choking on cock
by Zack December 20, 2004

If you get your nipple bitten off by a beaver, you might be a redneck.
If when you walk your dog you both use the tree in the corner, you might be a redneck.
If someone ever told you that you're lying through your tooth, you might be a redneck.
If someone tells you that you have something stuck in your teeth and you take them out to see what it is, you might be a redneck.
If when you walk your dog you both use the tree in the corner, you might be a redneck.
If someone ever told you that you're lying through your tooth, you might be a redneck.
If someone tells you that you have something stuck in your teeth and you take them out to see what it is, you might be a redneck.
by Zack April 16, 2005
