1. A competitive athletic event. 2. An excuse for extremely moronic men who consider themselves to be alpha males to make gorilla's look sophisticated in comparison. 3. Something that parents use to destroy a child's self esteem by denying their desire to develop their own talents. 4. I am and always have been an athlete so spare me your dime-store divination. 5. An agreed upon activity whereby a certain group of men can convince themselves that they are doing something that others are too afraid to do, when in reality those others in question are stealing their wives from under their cheap yellowing sneakers.
It's a good thing we're playing sports, Biff, otherwise given 5 minutes everybody would figure out that I can't read or write my own name.
"Dad! Dad! Dad! The teacher told me that my reseach paper was worthy of graduate students and she's going to send me to the best university in the galaxy! And she's going to pay for it!!"..."Sorry son, you missed baseball practice. If you don't have time for baseball practice how can you be a big ole high faluttin fancy pants writer man?"
"Hey Jim! Let's go down to the sports bar where us and the rest'a the guys can clog our hearts with hot wings and ranch dresing, getting even more morbidly obese while vicariously living out our failed dreams through people who would spit on us given the chance, all the while destroying what tiny amounts of braincells we have left with Pabst Blue Ribbon!"
"Dad! Dad! Dad! The teacher told me that my reseach paper was worthy of graduate students and she's going to send me to the best university in the galaxy! And she's going to pay for it!!"..."Sorry son, you missed baseball practice. If you don't have time for baseball practice how can you be a big ole high faluttin fancy pants writer man?"
"Hey Jim! Let's go down to the sports bar where us and the rest'a the guys can clog our hearts with hot wings and ranch dresing, getting even more morbidly obese while vicariously living out our failed dreams through people who would spit on us given the chance, all the while destroying what tiny amounts of braincells we have left with Pabst Blue Ribbon!"
by Zack June 15, 2004
Good-Not-Bad
From Kung Pow! Contrary To Popular thought, "gnodab" Is not the just the opposite of badong and does not just mean The opposite of killing OR to give life, but rather when something is good and not bad: Good-Not-Bad: Gnodab
From Kung Pow! Contrary To Popular thought, "gnodab" Is not the just the opposite of badong and does not just mean The opposite of killing OR to give life, but rather when something is good and not bad: Good-Not-Bad: Gnodab
"Dude, the Fact that your parents didn't take your car away when you got that ticket and just gournded you for a week was gnodab."
by Zack September 28, 2004
offshoot species of the yuma yummy, however the yumalope travel in packs, they have learned that they are more effective in large groups.
there's a herd of yumalope nest to the bar, we should get out of here before they pick up our scent.
by zack April 07, 2005
The greasy goo that accumulates under the breasts of fat chicks if they don't have good hygiene. Attributed to that musty smell that huge bitches tend to have.
by zack February 24, 2003
The act of leaving a gift behind after a night of sex to make up for any lack of contact until the next time you're horny. This gift normally consists of a log of shit on her pillow. When discovered, it will cause the recipient to exclaim, "Oh James..." Just like a Bond movie!
"Wow, you aren't going to call that slut you picked up last night? How are you gonna bang her again when you're desperate?" "No worries, I left an Oh James on her pillow, she'll love me forever."
by Zack February 28, 2004
by Zack June 13, 2004