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Also known as the short bus. Insulting the bus that mentally handicapped kids ride to school.
Did you see the kids getting out of the tart kart this morning.
by Zack April 10, 2005
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The brainwash big businesses put out. They feed young adults with worthless movies and music. The trend. All very fake, they put out whatever is in style. Many are too filtered out by the mainstream's brainwash to wake up.
Very few mainstream artists are worth listening to.
"Reality" Tv shows would be an example. They saw how people watched Survivor, and they fed off it.

"Swimming in the mainstream- Is such a lame, lame dream." - Rollins/Black Flag
by Zack August 3, 2004
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A horrendiously bad band that is nowhere close to being Punk Rock. Most of their fans fall into to the teenage girl category. If you want real Punk, listen to the Ramones, the Buzzcocks, maybe a bit of Misfits.
12 year old girl: Lyke omfg green day is so cool!!!111!

Person with real music tastes: *loads gun* Die!
by Zack February 17, 2005
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The short brief description that accompanies links on Web sites where high usability is valued over graphic design.
link href This glort accurately describes the content you'll find if you follow this link, and provides enough detail to let you decide whether it's worth clicking or not.
by Zack September 22, 2003
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A local coffee shop in Bronxville. Most people who chill at Slave think they’re the center of the known universe, but they’re actually just a collection of high school rejects that found a niche in a local coffeehouse. You can’t take a step in any direction without hearing a group of lazy, spoiled rich kids with the intelligence of 5th graders discussing politics. The money they buy that shitty coffee with is from their doctor parents. “Jet tea” is a fucking slurpee. There’s always a fucking line for the bathroom. People keep stealing the fucking chess pieces so all you can play is checkers, which is all anyone has the IQ to play in there anyway. The people who work there have extreme attitudes, hey, kind of like the entire village of Bronxville itself, and Hitler moustaches should be as required as those lame ass retro green slave to the grind shirts. It is reffered to as slave to the cock
Slave to the ca-ca-ca-ca-cock!!
by Zack February 13, 2005
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