Zack's definitions

four bagger

sounds dirty but isn't! used as an insult for a dirty, blonde slut

Melanie is a Four Bagger

by zack December 5, 2004

rip roaring red ass

When you have the shits really bad and your asshole gets red from whiping it so much.

Shit dude, I have a rip roaring red ass.

by zack February 23, 2003

Douchebagery

Definition of Douchebagery: 1. The act of being a douchebag. 2. The skill of exploiting people’s emotions for your own profit or benefit, the exploitation of common sense
knowledge in an effort to sound smarter than one is, trying to produce a grandiose image of oneself by producing overrated reading material, preying on weak or troubled individuals to further ones public image and to increase ones monetary gain, jumping to harsh and illogical conclusions based on limited information, and trying to advise individuals in field(s) in which one is not knowledgeable about and can offer no real advice outside of general public knowledge but still tries to profit off of it.

Dr. Phil is a avid practicer of Douchebagery.

John Edwards used the art of Douchebagery to make it seem like he could talk to the dead.

Maury Povich practices Douchebagery whenever he brings retarded kids on his show.

by Zack November 25, 2004

Glort

The short brief description that accompanies links on Web sites where high usability is valued over graphic design.

link href This glort accurately describes the content you'll find if you follow this link, and provides enough detail to let you decide whether it's worth clicking or not.

by Zack September 22, 2003

fuckmonkey

a monkey who fucks another monkey

AHHHH, that monkey is fucking a monkey, what a fuckmonkey!!!

by Zack August 20, 2003