Zack's definitions

fuckmonkey

a monkey who fucks another monkey

AHHHH, that monkey is fucking a monkey, what a fuckmonkey!!!

by Zack August 20, 2003

Speen

little ridges in your ballsack after you come inside after a snowball fight and take a piss

Dude the speens on my nuts are deeper and harder than when i had rough buttsex with bruce

by zack January 11, 2003

Rock Star

Someone who plays music for a living and has enough fans to occupy a city bus.

Buy a CD.

by Zack June 13, 2004

Inverted Weggie

This happens when your underwear are violently shoved up your anus as opposed to the traditional straight-up yank.

I was pleasantly surprised when my roommate gave me an inverted weggie.

by Zack March 26, 2004

Douchebagery

Definition of Douchebagery: 1. The act of being a douchebag. 2. The skill of exploiting people’s emotions for your own profit or benefit, the exploitation of common sense
knowledge in an effort to sound smarter than one is, trying to produce a grandiose image of oneself by producing overrated reading material, preying on weak or troubled individuals to further ones public image and to increase ones monetary gain, jumping to harsh and illogical conclusions based on limited information, and trying to advise individuals in field(s) in which one is not knowledgeable about and can offer no real advice outside of general public knowledge but still tries to profit off of it.

Dr. Phil is a avid practicer of Douchebagery.

John Edwards used the art of Douchebagery to make it seem like he could talk to the dead.

Maury Povich practices Douchebagery whenever he brings retarded kids on his show.

by Zack November 25, 2004