Zach G.'s definitions

NJPAC

The New Jersey Performing Arts Center.

I'm heading to the NJPAC!

by Zach G. December 6, 2003

good day to you, sir

Somthing said by low level employees of hotels, cafes, tea-and-crumpet shops, and most of England (Except Northern Ireland, where it is replaced by "Top O' de mornin' to ye, laddie!").
TransGender: 'Sir' can be replaced by 'Ma'm'.

Doorman: Good day to you, sir. You're looking very professional today.
Buisnessman on a bad day: Shut up, you freakin' pansy.

by Zach G. November 11, 2003

Dickie Cricket

The number one megaphone crooner of the 1920's, topped only perhaps by Kid Jersey.

Elevator, baby likes the elevator,
ride in the elevator,
ride up and dooown!
(Dickie's 1923 hit "elevator")

by Zach G. November 28, 2003

Fu Manchu

Many men smoke, but Fu Manchu.

by Zach G. October 29, 2003

IFOCE

The International federation of competitive eating.

The IFOCE kicks ASS!

by Zach G. November 20, 2003

I Fart In your general direction!

A common French taunt. Used by John Cleese in Monty Pythons Holy Grail. Also accompanied by "Your mother is a hampster, and your father smells of old elderberries!"

Now go away, before I taunt you a second time!

by Zach G. December 2, 2003

Thanksgiving

An american holiday, mainly just an excuse to eat a whole lot.

Don't be fooled; "I love Thanksgiving" really means "Damn thats good turkey!

by Zach G. November 28, 2003