Zach G.'s definitions

Weird NJ

A magazine popular in New Jersey about the strange events happening there. Made By two guys named Mark.

Weird NJ teaches you about such strange spots as the devils tower, blue hole, and many Jersey Devil rumors (The demon, not the team.).

by Zach G. November 29, 2003

waldo

A little bitch that no one over the age of nine cares where he is.

Wheres Waldo? The better question is, who cares??

by Zach G. November 14, 2003

dude

Ingrown Anal Hair

(Your ad here)

by Zach G. October 27, 2003

Ding

A magic word that somehow puts award ribbons on pumpkins.

Last place. Ding!
Worst place. Ding!
Down with second to last place. ding.

by Zach G. November 8, 2003

Arthur Two Sheds Jackson

A man who does NOT have two sheds, despite his moniker. He is not planning on getting another. He only has one, and this shed of his has no special features.

"THAT IS IT! I am throwing away the bloody shed!"
"Then you'll be Arthur "No Sheds" Jackson, right?"

by Zach G. November 9, 2003

867-5309

Jennys number in the famous Tommy Tutone song.

I got it! I got it!!!

by Zach G. January 2, 2004

Seven Nation Army

The easiest song to play, by the White Stripes.

I can play it on Cello, I have a friend who plays it on guitar, etc.

by Zach G. January 14, 2004