Zach G.'s definitions

good day to you, sir

Somthing said by low level employees of hotels, cafes, tea-and-crumpet shops, and most of England (Except Northern Ireland, where it is replaced by "Top O' de mornin' to ye, laddie!").
TransGender: 'Sir' can be replaced by 'Ma'm'.

Doorman: Good day to you, sir. You're looking very professional today.
Buisnessman on a bad day: Shut up, you freakin' pansy.

by Zach G. November 11, 2003

Arthur Two Sheds Jackson

A man who does NOT have two sheds, despite his moniker. He is not planning on getting another. He only has one, and this shed of his has no special features.

"THAT IS IT! I am throwing away the bloody shed!"
"Then you'll be Arthur "No Sheds" Jackson, right?"

by Zach G. November 9, 2003

Woah

An alternate spelling of whoa.

"Woah."
"Don't you mean, Whoa?"

by Zach G. January 19, 2004

Tony Blair

George Dubya's monkey boy.

Blair: What're we going to do tonight, George?

Bush: The same thing we do every night, Tony- TRY TO TAKE OVER THE WORLD!!!

by Zach G. September 14, 2004

stage combat

Hitting someone without actually hitting someone. Get it?

That was some nasty stage combat there!

by Zach G. October 30, 2003

Tenessee

The land of 1,000 cousins.

Welcum tooo Tenny see!!

by Zach G. November 19, 2003

dude

Ingrown Anal Hair

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by Zach G. October 27, 2003