Zach G.'s definitions

ZSGhost

The coolest Ghost in the known universe.

Alter Egos: Ghost, Zach G., ZGWarrior, Z-Ghost, Z-Zap, ZSG, Zach

I am ZSGhost! Pheer me N my PowR!

by Zach G. August 16, 2004

shaft

A word that is usually followed by the phrase "Can you dig it?"

Shaft-"Can you dig it?"

by Zach G. October 30, 2003

Kerrik

Bernard Kerrik:

The former Homeland Security Secretary nominee who left the race after they found out he was having an affair with the illegal immegrant maid of the Mob's babysitter.

It's times like this I wish kerrek was around.

by Zach G. December 28, 2004

ILC

Independent Lake Camp.

The most kickass place in the known universe. Exception: The Dungeon.

Run by Dan Gould/Anne Gould/Nigel Watson.

I like to go to ILC!

by Zach G. August 16, 2004

Florida

Land of many old people.

WHAAAAAAAAAAAAAAT???Whadyahsay, sonny?

by Zach G. October 28, 2003

velveeta

$olid cheeze whiz. It doesn't even deserve the letter 'S'.

I took velveeta-
and made, a sweater.

by Zach G. February 8, 2004

Ernest Goes To Jail

A criitical failure in movie history.

"The movie is over."
"Oh really? How'd it do?"
"Exit polls resulted that is was equal to Ernest Goes to Jail."
"Oh really? Send them my Congratulations."
"Dave, Ernest Goes To Jail was a critical failure."
"No way! That movie rocked!"
"Dave..."
"OK, send them my condolences."

by Zach G. December 6, 2003