Zach G.'s definitions

good day to you, sir

Somthing said by low level employees of hotels, cafes, tea-and-crumpet shops, and most of England (Except Northern Ireland, where it is replaced by "Top O' de mornin' to ye, laddie!").
TransGender: 'Sir' can be replaced by 'Ma'm'.

Doorman: Good day to you, sir. You're looking very professional today.
Buisnessman on a bad day: Shut up, you freakin' pansy.

by Zach G. November 11, 2003

no-talent

See boy band.

Hi I'm from NHOTGUYS*...
Oh shut up!

by Zach G. November 20, 2003

North Jersey

The more advanced side of New Jersey, and the side that is more influenced by New York. In North Jersey, the Yankees/Mets, Knicks/Nets, & Devils/Rangers/Islanders get more press then in South Jersey (We're not all Yankee fans, FYI). Also, there is a stereotype that we all have New York Accents, which is wrong. Most of us don't have an accent at all, and those that do live VERY close to New York.

There are Diners everywhere, true, but New Jersey is the Diner state, so that can't really be blamed on North NJ.

In North Jersey:

- We read the Star Ledger, not the Asbury Park Press.
- We use SPRINKLES, not Jimmies.
- We eat SUBS, not Hoagies.
- Channel 4 is NBC. Not 3.
- None of us have any f*cking idea what a Wawa is.
- We really don't give a shit how the Phillies do.
- Atlantic City isn't sentimental to us.

(These views are mine, not yours)

by Zach G. December 24, 2004

Darkness

Where you go when you lose your dreams.

Dream on.

by Zach G. January 20, 2004

777

A number luckier than 77, but not as lucky as 7777.

Ok, one last try... 7,7,7!!!
Woo! I won the jackpot!!!!!!!!!!

by Zach G. December 6, 2003

pack mule

Someone who can be riden, or be forced to carry heavy objects for no pay or gratitude.

RN is my PACK MULE.

by Zach G. November 9, 2003

pronunciation

A key part of a dictionary definition that doesn't actually matter.

The pra-nen-sci-ah-ma-shun really doesn't matter.

by Zach G. November 6, 2003