Zach's definitions

talking salmon

A rare fish found in lakes and rivers of the Southwest USA that comes to the surface and makes noises resembling a young human, such as "Mama" "Dada" and "Baby want some milk".

John: Yeah, I'm going fishing at Pena Blanca this weekend. Maybe I'll catch some talking salmon.

Stupid bitch: Talking salmon?

John: Yeah you know, those fish that swim up and go, "Mama, Mama, baby want some milk."

Stupid bitch: Oh.

by zach September 1, 2003

Effed in the A

different way of saying fucked in the ass. can be used literaly or in the same sense as "Dude, we're fucked"

1. Yea, she got effed in the a.

2. If we get cought, we're gonna be effed in the a!

by Zach January 25, 2005

beastyness

Having to do with being beasty, or awesome.

Dude, that slam dunk was such beastyness!

by Zach October 15, 2003

diatch

A mix between a dike and a biatch. Call your mother one today!

Stop being such a Diatch mom!

by Zach August 4, 2004

Cruc

A shortened form of "crucial".

Use whenever some is awesome.

Someone says that an upcoming test is canceled. You say "Cruc!"

by Zach March 23, 2004

Bubbleboner

1.One who fucks goats in the ass while licking his little sister's pussy
2.A guitar that is plugged into someone's anal opening
3.Salvador Caputa

"When I grow up, I wanna be a bubbleboner, mommy."

by Zach May 26, 2004

iron maiden

Tied for best metal band ever. Metallica doesnt owe Iron Maiden their careers concidering they started at the same time. Long Live Ed.

There was nothing good on the radio until finally someone played Iron Maiden. Now I can't get enough of their 874742 albums they made.

by Zach January 17, 2004