Zach's definitions

Spider Holing

created after saddam was found in a spider hole. when a lesbian shits in another lesbians vagina, then eats it.

wet shit isnt as good for spider holing because it isnt very firm.

by Zach December 7, 2004

Phreak

In order to phreak you must have an advanced knowledge of the:
Telephone System
Landlines
Cell Phones
and the operations the operator can conect

Also you need to know how to create/do (a):
tone
open up a payphone
cross the correct wires in a payphone
and know the operations of the area codes

I can phreak a Verizon & AT&T phone. Can you?

by Zach September 9, 2004

taint sweat

The moisture that forms on your taint. It is a combination of asscrack sweat and genetailia/pube sweat. It is by far the worst smelling sent your body can produce.

Matt threatened to smear his taint sweat in Zach's face. What Matt didnt realize is that this secretly turned Zach on.

by zach April 21, 2006

Wind uppahcut

Wind enchanted uppercut.
CREATED BY ZACH SCREW YOU LARS :-)

old man: what you done is unforgiveable!
zach: I shall banish you to doom with wind uppercut!

by ZACH December 22, 2003

iron maiden

Tied for best metal band ever. Metallica doesnt owe Iron Maiden their careers concidering they started at the same time. Long Live Ed.

There was nothing good on the radio until finally someone played Iron Maiden. Now I can't get enough of their 874742 albums they made.

by Zach January 17, 2004

choones

tunes

this shit is the mad choones, werd.

by zach November 25, 2002

anuswrinkle

a wrinkle on the anus caused by loose butthole from anal sex

damn so much anal sex gave me some anuswrinkle

by zach May 13, 2005