Zach's definitions

iron maiden

Tied for best metal band ever. Metallica doesnt owe Iron Maiden their careers concidering they started at the same time. Long Live Ed.

There was nothing good on the radio until finally someone played Iron Maiden. Now I can't get enough of their 874742 albums they made.

by Zach January 17, 2004

soapbox

Refers to someone having the attention of others as they speak.

Comes from when, back in the day, people would stand on soap boxes in parks and give speeches.

He was out standing on the soapbox, bitching about how the world was unfair.

by Zach May 6, 2004

Wind uppahcut

Wind enchanted uppercut.
CREATED BY ZACH SCREW YOU LARS :-)

old man: what you done is unforgiveable!
zach: I shall banish you to doom with wind uppercut!

by ZACH December 22, 2003

anuswrinkle

a wrinkle on the anus caused by loose butthole from anal sex

damn so much anal sex gave me some anuswrinkle

by zach May 13, 2005

bitch fuck

to fuck a dog especially a female dog... up the ass... doggy style

its not cheating if u bitch fuck a dog... cuz its YOUR dog

by Zach September 23, 2004

tarr

One who is better than Dahms.

Tarr is so much better than Dahms, I can not believe it.

by Zach July 16, 2006

taint sweat

The moisture that forms on your taint. It is a combination of asscrack sweat and genetailia/pube sweat. It is by far the worst smelling sent your body can produce.

Matt threatened to smear his taint sweat in Zach's face. What Matt didnt realize is that this secretly turned Zach on.

by zach April 21, 2006