Zach's definitions

pish-tosh

A phrase commonly used to scoff at some one or something; disbelief; A condescending interjection.

Mel: We're going to the movies, do you want to come?
Bruce: Pish-tosh!

by Zach May 31, 2004

moist shamoise

a moist-towelette-like device used for cleaning up ketchup/catsup

"Well, aren't you going to get your 409 or Awesome Sauce or whatever you're going to clean this up with? Maybe a moist shamoise?"

by Zach June 21, 2003

poisage

When u get poison ivy on ur sack and gooch

If you rub pison ivy on ur gooch and sack ull get poisage u dumbass.

by zach May 31, 2005

humphead

originally used when someone acts like a father fucker....
1. insult
2. someone really humps your head
3. when a man humps the girl giving him a blow job at the moment

HEY!!!u mother fucking father fucking humphead piece of shit!!! suck my hairy cock u fucing cuntass father fucker

by Zach September 23, 2004

Flipper

While gettting a girl from behind you pull your dick out and shove it in her ass. she makes a noise like the dolphin Flipper.

I gave that bitch the flipper and she cried.

by Zach March 8, 2005

hate edge

A name given (often by fellow Straight-Edgers) to straight-edgers that have turned to violence as a means of spreading their views. Most Straight-edgers feel that hate edge is an affront to all that they stand for. The most famous group of Hate-edgers is located in Salt Lake City Utah, where police have started refering to sxe as a gang after several violent crimes were commited by Hate-edgers.

Hate-edger: Sees someone smoking/drinking/etc. and beats the crap out of them.

Partier: "Hey, man, lets go back inside. I think those kids are hate-edge."

by Zach August 7, 2004

School

1.A place were human children spend the first 18 years of their life

2.A place were children are forced to accept the dominant ideas of the day and a place were original ideas are thrown out

3. school= 1/3learning+1/3busy work ex. making valentine card holders in 2nd grade+1/6lunch+1/12not payingattention+1/12 field trips

4. a cool place were you meet most of your friends and have most of your childhood experiences

I am indfferent to going to school tomorow mom

by zach May 13, 2005