Zach's definitions

Wind uppahcut

Wind enchanted uppercut.
CREATED BY ZACH SCREW YOU LARS :-)

old man: what you done is unforgiveable!
zach: I shall banish you to doom with wind uppercut!

by ZACH December 22, 2003

taint sweat

The moisture that forms on your taint. It is a combination of asscrack sweat and genetailia/pube sweat. It is by far the worst smelling sent your body can produce.

Matt threatened to smear his taint sweat in Zach's face. What Matt didnt realize is that this secretly turned Zach on.

by zach April 21, 2006

tarr

One who is better than Dahms.

Tarr is so much better than Dahms, I can not believe it.

by Zach July 16, 2006

anuswrinkle

a wrinkle on the anus caused by loose butthole from anal sex

damn so much anal sex gave me some anuswrinkle

by zach May 13, 2005

dead rat

when a male sticks his penis in between his legs and bends over to show the "rat" in his ass. a backwards mangina.

"Hey! Luke just showed Luke G the dead rat."

by Zach February 21, 2005

wood pusher

when you crap when having anal gay sex

Gay Guy:ahhh man you never told me you were a wood pusher

Other Gay Guy: sorry

by zach June 9, 2004

BONKED

under the influence, trashed, drunk, smashed, wasted or otherwise incoheirant

dude that party was hot! I got so bonked

by Zach June 1, 2004