Zach's definitions

rack

to hit your groin on somthing.

David racked himself.

by ZACH April 11, 2003

admin

a loser who spends too much time defining words on the urban dictionary, has little or no life. basicly a one minute man, with a vagina deeper than a golf bag. likes to get on his knees and smile like a donut. will tell girls anything to get into their pants, which has never and will never happen.

haha, look at that 'admin' trying to pick up those girls, he has NO chance.

by Zach February 24, 2005

talking salmon

A rare fish found in lakes and rivers of the Southwest USA that comes to the surface and makes noises resembling a young human, such as "Mama" "Dada" and "Baby want some milk".

John: Yeah, I'm going fishing at Pena Blanca this weekend. Maybe I'll catch some talking salmon.

Stupid bitch: Talking salmon?

John: Yeah you know, those fish that swim up and go, "Mama, Mama, baby want some milk."

Stupid bitch: Oh.

by zach September 1, 2003

homepiece

A white boy's version of "homedog", "dawg", "homie", etc.

Word up, my homepiece.

by Zach March 26, 2004

dudeapalooza

When the amount of males present greatly outnumber the females. Often refered to as a sausage fest. This is probably one of the worst situations to be in if you're a horny guy looking for hot chicks to score with.

Dude...be glad you didn't go to Frank's party last saturday. It was a total dudeapalooza.

by Zach October 19, 2006

Flipper

While gettting a girl from behind you pull your dick out and shove it in her ass. she makes a noise like the dolphin Flipper.

I gave that bitch the flipper and she cried.

by Zach March 8, 2005

moist shamoise

a moist-towelette-like device used for cleaning up ketchup/catsup

"Well, aren't you going to get your 409 or Awesome Sauce or whatever you're going to clean this up with? Maybe a moist shamoise?"

by Zach June 21, 2003