Zach's definitions

poisage

When u get poison ivy on ur sack and gooch

If you rub pison ivy on ur gooch and sack ull get poisage u dumbass.

by zach May 31, 2005

Marlton

A town in New Jersey that is built and named after dirt whit very little hot girls.

"marlton sucks"

by Zach April 6, 2003

admin

a loser who spends too much time defining words on the urban dictionary, has little or no life. basicly a one minute man, with a vagina deeper than a golf bag. likes to get on his knees and smile like a donut. will tell girls anything to get into their pants, which has never and will never happen.

haha, look at that 'admin' trying to pick up those girls, he has NO chance.

by Zach February 24, 2005

shriner

An individual who outright judges and looks down upon others for their choice to indulge in drugs, alcohol or sex. Typically seen in individuals who uphold strict religious morals.

Betty is such a shriner. She lectured me for 15 minutes yesterday about how I'm going to ruin my life if I ever smoke again!

by Zach February 6, 2007

grant p

the sexiest person to ever set foot on earth

grant p is so sexy, i want to jizz in his face

by Zach January 6, 2005

talking salmon

A rare fish found in lakes and rivers of the Southwest USA that comes to the surface and makes noises resembling a young human, such as "Mama" "Dada" and "Baby want some milk".

John: Yeah, I'm going fishing at Pena Blanca this weekend. Maybe I'll catch some talking salmon.

Stupid bitch: Talking salmon?

John: Yeah you know, those fish that swim up and go, "Mama, Mama, baby want some milk."

Stupid bitch: Oh.

by zach September 1, 2003

iron maiden

Tied for best metal band ever. Metallica doesnt owe Iron Maiden their careers concidering they started at the same time. Long Live Ed.

There was nothing good on the radio until finally someone played Iron Maiden. Now I can't get enough of their 874742 albums they made.

by Zach January 17, 2004