Zach's definitions

talking salmon

A rare fish found in lakes and rivers of the Southwest USA that comes to the surface and makes noises resembling a young human, such as "Mama" "Dada" and "Baby want some milk".

John: Yeah, I'm going fishing at Pena Blanca this weekend. Maybe I'll catch some talking salmon.

Stupid bitch: Talking salmon?

John: Yeah you know, those fish that swim up and go, "Mama, Mama, baby want some milk."

Stupid bitch: Oh.

by zach September 1, 2003

Cruc

A shortened form of "crucial".

Use whenever some is awesome.

Someone says that an upcoming test is canceled. You say "Cruc!"

by Zach March 23, 2004

Effed in the A

different way of saying fucked in the ass. can be used literaly or in the same sense as "Dude, we're fucked"

1. Yea, she got effed in the a.

2. If we get cought, we're gonna be effed in the a!

by Zach January 25, 2005

School

1.A place were human children spend the first 18 years of their life

2.A place were children are forced to accept the dominant ideas of the day and a place were original ideas are thrown out

3. school= 1/3learning+1/3busy work ex. making valentine card holders in 2nd grade+1/6lunch+1/12not payingattention+1/12 field trips

4. a cool place were you meet most of your friends and have most of your childhood experiences

I am indfferent to going to school tomorow mom

by zach May 13, 2005

leprechauns

annoying little irish midgets that wear green

dumb leprechaun, i'll kill you and take your treasure

by Zach May 29, 2003

knockup

A bitch, or a slut. Also can be a prostitute or whore.

The woman on the street is a knockup.

by Zach January 18, 2005

301337

the highest level of 1337-ness, an even bigger compliment than 31337

omg, he pwnz, d00d he's 301337

by zach February 20, 2005