Zach's definitions

grizz

To take a big nasty poop.

Zach had to take a grizz.

by Zach December 11, 2003

the mad pirate

When a male shoots his load in a female's eye. And immediately following the ejaculation, the male kicks her in the shin. She then hops around, holding her eye as if she was a pirate. Bonus points are given to those males who get their females who say "YARRRR".

Dude, I just gave babygurl the mad pirate. I didn't get the bonus, but I'll try again next time.

by Zach October 6, 2006

blink blink

The AP way to say "Bling Bling"
AP FO LIFE MOFO!!!!!!*BANG**BANG* PEACE OOOWWTTT

white girl: hey look at those necklaces there so nice
asian girl: ya, real nice blink blink

by Zach May 7, 2005

Axe Handle

To acquire the least of; pleading loss of; ignorance or absence of duty

Well I'm afraid I'm going to have to take the axe handle on this one.

by Zach April 13, 2004

Bubbleboner

1.One who fucks goats in the ass while licking his little sister's pussy
2.A guitar that is plugged into someone's anal opening
3.Salvador Caputa

"When I grow up, I wanna be a bubbleboner, mommy."

by Zach May 26, 2004

shit

the most versitile word in the english language.

shit head
eat shit,
tough shit
hot shit
holy shit
(basicly anyword) shit,

by zach July 15, 2008

cokemuff

Cokemuff is one of those words that you just know the definition. Some people think its a vagina that you snort coke out of. Others think is a muffin with cocaine on it. Yet others just think it's cokemuff.

That was an interesting cokemuff.

by Zach March 24, 2004