Zach's definitions

genki

A popular bit of wordFanboy Japanese meaning "enthusiastic, energetic, lively".

Adam: You're not looking so genki today.
Me: Ugh, too many beers last night.

by zach September 1, 2003

talking salmon

A rare fish found in lakes and rivers of the Southwest USA that comes to the surface and makes noises resembling a young human, such as "Mama" "Dada" and "Baby want some milk".

John: Yeah, I'm going fishing at Pena Blanca this weekend. Maybe I'll catch some talking salmon.

Stupid bitch: Talking salmon?

John: Yeah you know, those fish that swim up and go, "Mama, Mama, baby want some milk."

Stupid bitch: Oh.

by zach September 1, 2003

prairie chicken

to display ones scrotum (aka teabag) through the zipper of his heans letting the ballsac drop out of the pants.

by Zach September 23, 2003

sup nerce

An expression used to coolness or chillness

Dude the Commons is sup nerce

by Zach October 7, 2003

spliff

A cone shaped joint made by using 2 papers at a 90 degree angle, then rolled diagonally.

Dude, that's a fag spliff

by Zach October 10, 2003

penistry

the act of writing or recording the history of your or anothers PENIS

He had a book of his penistry

by Zach October 12, 2003

krak

the action of ribs breaking due to the "hilarity" of a joke. A sarcastic remark endowed upon a person or persons who tell lameass jokes.

"KRAK!" said Armaan to Neresh after Neresh had told him that uber lame joke
OR
Armaan:Haha! that man looks like a donkey...
Neresh:KRAK!

by Zach July 16, 2004