Zach's definitions

diatch

A mix between a dike and a biatch. Call your mother one today!

Stop being such a Diatch mom!

by Zach August 4, 2004

beastyness

Having to do with being beasty, or awesome.

Dude, that slam dunk was such beastyness!

by Zach October 15, 2003

musicified

means to get into ans listen to good music like rock

have you heard of audioslave?
no.
you need to get MUSICIFIED.

by zach December 9, 2004

homepiece

A white boy's version of "homedog", "dawg", "homie", etc.

Word up, my homepiece.

by Zach March 26, 2004

talking salmon

A rare fish found in lakes and rivers of the Southwest USA that comes to the surface and makes noises resembling a young human, such as "Mama" "Dada" and "Baby want some milk".

John: Yeah, I'm going fishing at Pena Blanca this weekend. Maybe I'll catch some talking salmon.

Stupid bitch: Talking salmon?

John: Yeah you know, those fish that swim up and go, "Mama, Mama, baby want some milk."

Stupid bitch: Oh.

by zach September 1, 2003

rack

to hit your groin on somthing.

David racked himself.

by ZACH April 11, 2003

dudeapalooza

When the amount of males present greatly outnumber the females. Often refered to as a sausage fest. This is probably one of the worst situations to be in if you're a horny guy looking for hot chicks to score with.

Dude...be glad you didn't go to Frank's party last saturday. It was a total dudeapalooza.

by Zach October 19, 2006