25 definitions by ZCMC
The Dragon Tamer = Your right hand
The Dragon = Your Willie or ding dong
Example: Just use your imagination lol
The Dragon = Your Willie or ding dong
Example: Just use your imagination lol
by ZCMC April 1, 2009
A france is used in place of the words 'a fuck' in situations where using obscene language would be highly inappropriate.
In a classroom
Teacher: Students, you all must be specific in your answers. The examiners DO NOT GIVE A FRANCE whether you pass or fail!!
Students silently chuckle.
Teacher: Students, you all must be specific in your answers. The examiners DO NOT GIVE A FRANCE whether you pass or fail!!
Students silently chuckle.
by ZCMC March 10, 2009
Boy 1 : I ordered the classic white mug with the shittings definition on it without even looking at the preview and the definition stopped half way through the example!!
Boy 2 : Hahahahaa, you got mug fucked.
Boy 2 : Hahahahaa, you got mug fucked.
by ZCMC July 12, 2009
I enjoy doing pornography
by ZCMC January 30, 2009
To perform a cold finger, both a male and female must be present. The male must put his index and middle finger in the freezer or in ice cold water for 2 to 3 minutes. After the time has passed, the male must immediately finger the girl with the two frozen fingers, making her feel a tickling frosty sensation!!
by ZCMC March 8, 2009
Saying that u have a headache as an excuse to not do something, avoid doing something, to get someone to shut the fuck up or to get someone to do something.
Example 1
Man: Honey, we have been together for almost six months and i really wanna express my feelings for you physical..
Woman: Not now! I have a headache!
Example 2
Mother: My son went a party Friday night, he played soccer on Saturday and went to the cinema on Sunday but now he says that his head is hurting him and he cannot go to school tomorroe. What a convenient headache..
Man: Honey, we have been together for almost six months and i really wanna express my feelings for you physical..
Woman: Not now! I have a headache!
Example 2
Mother: My son went a party Friday night, he played soccer on Saturday and went to the cinema on Sunday but now he says that his head is hurting him and he cannot go to school tomorroe. What a convenient headache..
by ZCMC March 30, 2009
A bing bang bumcee refers to a woman's ass/bottom that is overly huge but looks utterly delicious. It is a huge compliment to tell a woman that she has a bing bang bumcee and the follow up line to get instant action is to say that you are a bing bang bumcee kind of man!
by ZCMC March 7, 2009