ZCMC's definitions
Married man: "Since we got married she has completed changed..she would not even let me talk anymore..besides from the times when i yawn, she keeps my mouth shut..its as if she now wears the pants in the relationship...nowadays I feel like less of a man.."
Dr. Phil: "LOL!"
Dr. Phil: "LOL!"
by ZCMC March 10, 2009
Get the yawnmug. To perform a cold finger, both a male and female must be present. The male must put his index and middle finger in the freezer or in ice cold water for 2 to 3 minutes. After the time has passed, the male must immediately finger the girl with the two frozen fingers, making her feel a tickling frosty sensation!!
by ZCMC March 8, 2009
Get the Cold fingermug. 
Get the Pornographymug. The Zaynekenstein is a funny thing to paste online when someone has said a really stale joke, something completely outta timing or just to end the silence. Image is below.
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Example of the Zaynekenstein usage
Boy 1: What is the difference between politicians and a bucket of shit?
Boy 2: I don't know, what?
Boy 1: The bucket!! Hahahaha!!
Boy 2 :
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Boy 1: Fuck u Boy 2!!! That joke was funny!
Boy 1: What is the difference between politicians and a bucket of shit?
Boy 2: I don't know, what?
Boy 1: The bucket!! Hahahaha!!
Boy 2 :
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Boy 1: Fuck u Boy 2!!! That joke was funny!
by ZCMC July 12, 2009
Get the the Zaynekensteinmug. by ZCMC April 15, 2010
Get the Arsenal Stylemug. The Mother: Last night little Suzie peed her pants while sleeping and the pee destroyed the mattress! There was urine leaking from underneath the mattress when she was through with it.
The Father: Eww!! That's one disgusting super soaker.
The Father: Eww!! That's one disgusting super soaker.
by ZCMC April 1, 2009
Get the Super soakermug. Saying that u have a headache as an excuse to not do something, avoid doing something, to get someone to shut the fuck up or to get someone to do something.
Example 1
Man: Honey, we have been together for almost six months and i really wanna express my feelings for you physical..
Woman: Not now! I have a headache!
Example 2
Mother: My son went a party Friday night, he played soccer on Saturday and went to the cinema on Sunday but now he says that his head is hurting him and he cannot go to school tomorroe. What a convenient headache..
Man: Honey, we have been together for almost six months and i really wanna express my feelings for you physical..
Woman: Not now! I have a headache!
Example 2
Mother: My son went a party Friday night, he played soccer on Saturday and went to the cinema on Sunday but now he says that his head is hurting him and he cannot go to school tomorroe. What a convenient headache..
by ZCMC March 30, 2009
Get the convenient headachemug.