A france is used in place of the words 'a fuck' in situations where using obscene language would be highly inappropriate.
In a classroom
Teacher: Students, you all must be specific in your answers. The examiners DO NOT GIVE A FRANCE whether you pass or fail!!
Students silently chuckle.
Teacher: Students, you all must be specific in your answers. The examiners DO NOT GIVE A FRANCE whether you pass or fail!!
Students silently chuckle.
by ZCMC March 10, 2009
Get the a francemug. A cool way of saying that you have diarrhea or wen used as "I have the shittings" suggests that the user has to shit badly or had shit plenty before.
Check the definition yearwood for the type of person that has the regular shittings.
Check the definition yearwood for the type of person that has the regular shittings.
(in a school)
Student 1: Why did u miss class this morning?
Student 2: I had a serious case of the shittings.
Student 1: Damn..
(In a classroom)
Student : Miss, can i go to the bathroom please!
Teacher: But u just went!
Student: But miss, i have the shittings..
Class erupts in laughter.
Teacher: Fine, go ahead..
Student 1: Why did u miss class this morning?
Student 2: I had a serious case of the shittings.
Student 1: Damn..
(In a classroom)
Student : Miss, can i go to the bathroom please!
Teacher: But u just went!
Student: But miss, i have the shittings..
Class erupts in laughter.
Teacher: Fine, go ahead..
by ZCMC April 06, 2009
Get the shittingsmug. The Zaynekenstein is a funny thing to paste online when someone has said a really stale joke, something completely outta timing or just to end the silence. Image is below.
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Example of the Zaynekenstein usage
Boy 1: What is the difference between politicians and a bucket of shit?
Boy 2: I don't know, what?
Boy 1: The bucket!! Hahahaha!!
Boy 2 :
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Boy 1: Fuck u Boy 2!!! That joke was funny!
Boy 1: What is the difference between politicians and a bucket of shit?
Boy 2: I don't know, what?
Boy 1: The bucket!! Hahahaha!!
Boy 2 :
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Boy 1: Fuck u Boy 2!!! That joke was funny!
by ZCMC July 12, 2009
Get the the Zaynekensteinmug. Ken and Barbie style...be careful...if she gets pregnant the offspring might be a blow up doll...or worse...a real child
by ZCMC April 08, 2010
Get the Ken and Barbie stylemug. Pass the dutchie was a song written by the Musical Youth and NOT BOB MARLEY, i repeat NOT BOB MARLEY!! This mistake is made most commonly with stupid ignorant people.
Stupid ignorant boy 1 : "Who was the song 'pass the dutchie' written by?"
Stupid ignorant boy 2 : "By Bob Marley.."
Big Scary Man : "IT WAS NOT BOB MARLEY!!! NOT BOB MARLEY!!!! ARGHH!!! I KILL YOU!!! I KILL YOU!!
Stupid ignorant boys : "AHHHHHHHHHH!!!"
Stupid ignorant boy 2 : "By Bob Marley.."
Big Scary Man : "IT WAS NOT BOB MARLEY!!! NOT BOB MARLEY!!!! ARGHH!!! I KILL YOU!!! I KILL YOU!!
Stupid ignorant boys : "AHHHHHHHHHH!!!"
by ZCMC March 12, 2009
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Its just something creative that you can use to post on msn or discussion boards when u've won the game, when u are winning the game or just to simply boast that u are in the lead.
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Its just something creative that you can use to post on msn or discussion boards when u've won the game, when u are winning the game or just to simply boast that u are in the lead.
(Example of a Winner diamond in a discussion board, topic: last comment winz)
Michael says: I will have the last comment
John says: Nope, i will!!!
Maria says: This is the last comment! :D :D :D
Zayne says:
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Lisa says: This game is pointless..
Michael says: I will have the last comment
John says: Nope, i will!!!
Maria says: This is the last comment! :D :D :D
Zayne says:
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Lisa says: This game is pointless..
by ZCMC November 11, 2009
Get the Winner diamondmug. I knocked that asshole the fuck out and then i shouted at his unconscious cunt to apologize!..but he did not answer so i had to rebeat his stupid ass!!
by ZCMC March 10, 2009
Get the Rebeatmug.