Z's definitions

whoa

1. To express surprise (interj)

2. To express astonishment(interj)

3. To indicate a desire for one to end that of which they are speaking (interj)

4. Evolved from a song to describe something that you're not quite sure exactly how to describe (adj)

Whoa can also be spelled "woah" though there are many arguments started by bored people about which way is correct.

1. "Whoa! Don't do that, you scared me."

2. "Whoa, that roller coaster is fast."

3. "Whoa, okay, that's enough."

4. "That car is so cool, it's like, whoa."

by Z October 3, 2004

Jack City

To have sexual relations with someone, to strike or hit someone, to steal something off someone

What did you do last night? Barbera came over and we Jack city'd. I dont like Frank, next time I see him i might just Jack City him right in the face.

by Z June 11, 2003

cluck steak

Cluck steak is beef jerky. Beef jerky to a cluck IS steak, thus beef jerky = cluck steak. However, the word is almost never used by actual cluck, because that would divulge their cluck status. Clucks use the term 'beef jerky' to describe beef jerky, but non-clucks can refer to beef jerky as 'cluck steak' (and it really doesn't matter if it's peppered or teriyaki).

1st Cluck says:"Hey man, let's finish off this lightbulb full of meth and then go and get some beef jerky."
2nd Cluck says: "You mean'cluck steak.'"
1st Cluck: "Huh? Whatever man, hit this."
2nd Cluck: (inhales)

by Z October 14, 2003

Lagit

variation of the word legit or legitimate sometimes used in place of chill or cool

Hey, 'sup man?
im jus chillin
Thats lagit

by Z October 21, 2004

dancing

The act of elaboratly flailing around your apendages in an attempt to immpress or entertain someone or a group of people.

She was dancing at the party.

by Z October 3, 2004

shpooga

n. 1) a tacky word used to avoid further elaboration on a boring subject as it causes the second party major headache while trying to figure out what it means. 2) a meaningless word used in place of another word whose existence or meaning can't be recalled by the user.

1)
boring person: yeah, i just put out a memo to remind everyone to turn in their OPR reports--
intelligent person: well there must be something wrong with my shpooga connection because i didn't receive it.
2)
wife: honey, what did you do with my curling iron?
husband: i thought you gave me shpooga {permission} to use it.

by z May 7, 2005

über 1337

So totally better than you and then some. The best of everything and everyone. So much better than you, your mom, and your dog. Better than 1337, more than 1337, overly 1337, so 1337 it's painful. The best of all and everything and you and your dog.

Contraction of über (also, though incorrectly, known as uber) and 1337.

That guy is über 1337; no one can beat him!

by Z October 3, 2004