Z's definitions

barefoot

without shoes or socks

shit i just steeped in that dog feces barefoot

by z September 13, 2003

sketchatron

Very shady, suspicious, or downright crazy.

derivative or sketchy

This whole situation is sketchatron.

She is such a sketchatron.

by Z February 11, 2005

ravinder

lazy

he's a ravinder child!

by z May 27, 2003

Stems

A womans legs

Heidi has some nice stems.
Bring those stems here Heidi.

by Z July 2, 2003

swude

A long "sweet" with a low drawal, possibly uttered while blazed or wasted.

"Damn that chronic was some swude shit."

by Z May 16, 2004

CTKI

Abbrev. of the derogatory phrase "Chair-to-Keyboard Interface"; Used to clandestinely express that a computer problem was due to user error, or the fault of the user; A common source of computer problems.

Variation: "CKI" (or Chair-Keyboard Interface)

Related term: noob

The tech, after only a few minutes of work, figured out that the computer crashes were caused by the CTKI, and highly recommended replacing that defective part.

by Z June 15, 2004

hcf

Halt and Catch Fire. Obscure but legendary microprocessor operation, supposedly included for test purposes, that could actually ruin the CPU chip.

"So, how do I end this program?"
"HCF."
"How do I pause in the middle?"
"HCF."
"How do I terminate a loop?"
"HCF."

by z October 27, 2004