Yoyoyoyoyoyo666's definitions

Stone Arabia, Ny

The only seemingly normal town located near canajoharie. There isn’t much to do other than helping the Amish clean up cow poop and barbecue maggot infested roadkill.

Stone Arabia, Ny is paradise compared to canajoharie.

by Yoyoyoyoyoyo666 December 12, 2021

Fultonville, Ny

Fonda’s long lost family member. It’s practically just a road with a few musty-ass houses.

Honey, I am driving through Fultonville, Ny. Fonda, Ny is too rampant with incest diseases for me to go near.

by Yoyoyoyoyoyo666 December 12, 2021

Fonda Fair

The place in Fonda, Ny where incest-born rednecks gather around and watch ripoff NASCAR tournaments and pig slaughtering. The rides barely function, the ride operators are nothing but drug addicts, and you have it pay $5 to use the restroom. Oh and the food will give you explosive diarrhea for days.

c’MoN y’ALL lEtS gO tO tHe Fonda Fair. hEr heR dErRRrrrrRrrrrRrrrrr

by Yoyoyoyoyoyo666 December 12, 2021

Mohawk River

A river that flows though all the incest, disease ridden towns in Upstate New York. All the fecal matter and trash you can think of always ends up in there. The fish are heavily mutated and the any boat that enters will never be seen again, probably because the people that drive the boats are so far gone on meth that they don’t even know how to drive a boat! Let alone a car.

I am going swimming in the Mohawk River and no one can stop me!!! NO ONE!!!!!

by Yoyoyoyoyoyo666 December 15, 2021

Cherry Valley, Ny

The name of this village is misleading. There are no actual cherries in Cherry Valley. If there are, it is usually the inedible kinds or laced with cheap drugs. Oh and it does not actually exist. You are probably high from the cherries right now if your reading this.

Cherry Valley, Ny, serving drug laced cherries since 1988!

by Yoyoyoyoyoyo666 December 25, 2021

Great Sacandaga Lake, Ny

A large lake that once beautiful but turned to shit when towns were built around it. People often shit their pants at the site of it. That’s how much garbage is in there.

Jimmy went swimming in the Great Sacandaga Lake, Ny and drowned.

by Yoyoyoyoyoyo666 December 29, 2021

Palantine Bridge, Ny

Is Canajoharie, Ny’s neph-son. It is a place of crabby old people, Price Chopper, and drug addicts.

Let’s not go to Palantine Bridge, Ny, this town sucks!!!

by Yoyoyoyoyoyo666 December 10, 2021