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Ames, Ny

A little town located south from disease central, canajoharie. The town holds many annual events such as Beating Up Old People Day, maggot infested pancake eating contests, and the daily worshipping of the Gods of Roadkill. Yes, the town is probably a cult. There are may or may not be sacrifices involved…

Ames, Ny seems like a great, quiet place to live!

by Yoyoyoyoyoyo666 December 12, 2021

Fonda, Ny

A small incest town located in Upstate, Ny. It’s technically it’s own country since the crackheads that live there have their own custom of jumping out in front of your vehicle as a way to greet you. Be sure to carry drugs presumably meth, crack, and weed. It’s their currency.

Fuck Fonda, Ny!

by Yoyoyoyoyoyo666 September 13, 2022

Great Sacandaga Lake, Ny

A large lake that once beautiful but turned to shit when towns were built around it. People often shit their pants at the site of it. That’s how much garbage is in there.

Jimmy went swimming in the Great Sacandaga Lake, Ny and drowned.

by Yoyoyoyoyoyo666 December 29, 2021

Palantine Bridge, Ny

Is Canajoharie, Ny’s neph-son. It is a place of crabby old people, Price Chopper, and drug addicts.

Let’s not go to Palantine Bridge, Ny, this town sucks!!!

by Yoyoyoyoyoyo666 December 10, 2021

Fulton Montgomery Community College

A shitty college with a shitty parking lot located in the shithole of Johnstown, Ny. Most of the professors are past retirement age, disability accommodations are rarely taken seriously, and you‘ll discover brand new smells of body odor. If you want to experience mental breakdowns, worry lines, sudden weight gain, Fulton Montgomery Community College is the place for you! Oh and just about everyone you meet there is an absolute cunt. Only at FM!

I used to have faith in humanity then I went to Fulton Montgomery Community College

by Yoyoyoyoyoyo666 May 31, 2023

Canajoharie High School

An actual prison. Teenage pregnancy among siblings and cousins is very common, drop out rates are astounding, and there is annoying-ass preppy kids present, thinking they’re better than everyone and everything. Oh, and they are sexist towards men.

Canajoharie High School seems like a great place to send our kids!

by Yoyoyoyoyoyo666 December 10, 2021

Penis

A magical wand only found on a certain majority of people. You can use it to make milk, babies, and lemonade. Just don’t use it wrong though or you’ll suffer some pretty terrible consequences.

I can suck my own penis! All my friends are doing it!

by Yoyoyoyoyoyo666 December 12, 2021