Gloversville

No they don’t make the gloves here, unfortunately. This is the asshole of the world, maybe even the asshole of the universe! The people that live here aren’t even human! They are all just fat mindless drones, programmed to popping pills and popping out deformed children so they suffer the same fate as their parental unit. Garbage EVERYWHERE!
Gloversville, you really need gloves if you want to live here.
by Yoyoyoyoyoyo666 May 31, 2023
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Socks

Things you use for protection when you don’t have any condoms.
Man I love my Socks!
by Yoyoyoyoyoyo666 December 12, 2021
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Pickle

It’s not exactly a cucumber but you can still stick it up your ass!
by Yoyoyoyoyoyo666 December 15, 2021
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Fonda Fair

The place in Fonda, Ny where incest-born rednecks gather around and watch ripoff NASCAR tournaments and pig slaughtering. The rides barely function, the ride operators are nothing but drug addicts, and you have it pay $5 to use the restroom. Oh and the food will give you explosive diarrhea for days.
c’MoN y’ALL lEtS gO tO tHe Fonda Fair. hEr heR dErRRrrrrRrrrrRrrrrr
by Yoyoyoyoyoyo666 December 12, 2021
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Charliephobia

The intense fear of Charlie D’amelio. Symptoms include, crying profusely at the sight of Charlie D’amelio’s videos, shitting you pants and somehow enjoying it, and heart disease. Solution: don’t watch Charlie D’amelio.
I just shit myself. I think I might have Charliephobia.
by Yoyoyoyoyoyo666 December 12, 2021
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Mohawk River

A river that flows though all the incest, disease ridden towns in Upstate New York. All the fecal matter and trash you can think of always ends up in there. The fish are heavily mutated and the any boat that enters will never be seen again, probably because the people that drive the boats are so far gone on meth that they don’t even know how to drive a boat! Let alone a car.
I am going swimming in the Mohawk River and no one can stop me!!! NO ONE!!!!!
by Yoyoyoyoyoyo666 December 15, 2021
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Cherry Valley, Ny

The name of this village is misleading. There are no actual cherries in Cherry Valley. If there are, it is usually the inedible kinds or laced with cheap drugs. Oh and it does not actually exist. You are probably high from the cherries right now if your reading this.
Cherry Valley, Ny, serving drug laced cherries since 1988!
by Yoyoyoyoyoyo666 December 25, 2021
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