8 definitions by YourAverageBrit
A phrase commonly used by Penaldogs to describe Messi’s World Cup win and saying it is an unimportant trophy.
Messi fan: Did you see messi’s World Cup win?
Penaldog: I don’t care about that Mickey Mouse trophy.
Penaldog: I don’t care about that Mickey Mouse trophy.
by YourAverageBrit September 22, 2023
A very realistic name for bottlejob club Tottenham Hotspur because they bottle everything and are an absolute shithole.
Friend 1: Can’t believe Bottleham Shitspur bottled top four
Friend 2: I know, they really pulled an Arsenal on it.
Friend 2: I know, they really pulled an Arsenal on it.
by YourAverageBrit September 22, 2023
A phrase common used by Penaldo fans to explain why they think Penaldo is better than Messi. A common counter argument from Pessidogs for this is World Cup but then you find out both sides are quite dumb.
by YourAverageBrit September 22, 2023
A phrase commonly used by Salah fanboys to indicate that Liverpool in their opinion, are better than United, even though they’ve pulled an Arsenal every time they had a chance to win the league.
by YourAverageBrit September 23, 2023
A phrase when someone, or something completely bottles it (when you are certain to win something but blow it in the last push). Referred to Arsenal because they bottled the Premier League in the 2022/23 season.
Friend 1. Can you believe Bottleham Shitspur bottled Europe?
Friend 2. Yes, they always start strong and go on to have pulled an Arsenal and bottle it.
Friend 2. Yes, they always start strong and go on to have pulled an Arsenal and bottle it.
by YourAverageBrit September 22, 2023
Penningham is a penalty merchant who plays for Real Madrid and can only score tap ins against tinpot teams
by YourAverageBrit September 22, 2023
by YourAverageBrit September 22, 2023