Skip to main content

Your worst nightmare's definitions

futurama

An excellent animated comedy based in an off-the-wall future world. Created by Matt Groening, the legendary creator of The Simpsons. Better than Family Guy, and DEFINITELY better than King Of The Hill.
"Today was a great day, because my Futurama Season 2 Box Set arrived in the post"
by Your worst nightmare November 14, 2003
mugGet the futurama mug.

dress

A thing that a girl wears in the summer so she'll get all the hot guys. mostly really short dresses
wow! look at that pretty dress! i wanna date that girl!
by your worst nightmare May 13, 2005
mugGet the dress mug.

dangle berry

it only happends after you hang a shit it is the little peice of shit that hangs from your ass and when you wipe it, it smears its self over your ass
i wanna fuk ur mum in da ass
by your worst nightmare April 7, 2005
mugGet the dangle berry mug.

nadda coherrent

this is a word for if you cant hear someone or you just dont understand them.
hey mike!
wat?
you dfljetijfgjfgjm
nadda coherrent man.
by your worst nightmare June 11, 2006
mugGet the nadda coherrent mug.

head monster

Now, now...lisagirl. These aren't very 'Christian' thoughts. What would Jesus Do, Hmmmm? When you think about these girls giving head to the basketball team, do you touch yourself? Can you not wait to get home and let your fingers do the walking all over your tender pink bud?
Oh, Oh, Jesus, Jesus...that feels SOOOOOOO GOOOOOOOOOD!!!!! MMMMM
by Your worst nightmare April 7, 2003
mugGet the head monster mug.

Windows

1) Holes put in walls of buildings, often rectangular or square, which contain glass. They are there to both let in light and provide a nice view of the outside world.

2) The most popular Computer Operating System today, 'invented' by Microsoft Corporation. It has good ease of use and a wide range of commercial software available.

Many computer experts ('nerds') say that Windows is bloated, unstable, insecure and requires users to upgrade too often. However, Windows is a perfectly fine Desktop OS for non, semi computer literate people and gamers, provided they can install a firewall, virus scanner and spyware remover.

However, for people more experienced with computers or for business applications, other Operating Systems such as Linux or *BSD are faster, more stable and secure, cheaper (erm, free) and more customisable than Windows.

Unfortunately, most of these OSes are harder to use and cannot run Windows software, although there are good free alternatives to Windows software for OSes like Linux such as Open Office for MS Office and Mozilla for IE.
"I bought a new top-of-the-line gaming PC and it came with Windows XP, natch"
by Your worst nightmare November 14, 2003
mugGet the Windows mug.

your mamma

the ultimate comeback. everyone uses it. even me. it can be used manya ways. as in.

Wow your really ugly! (A)
Oh yea! your mamma! (B)

Can i burrow your notes? (A)
No way! (B)
Oh yea your mammas so dumb! she sits on the tv and watchs the couch!(B)

I hate you! (A)
Well your mammas so old, i told her to act her age, and she died!!! (B)
whoa, i just gave an example up there. ok. cool.
by your worst nightmare May 13, 2005
mugGet the your mamma mug.

Share this definition

Sign in to vote

We'll email you a link to sign in instantly.

Or

Check your email

We sent a link to

Open your email