your mom

your mom is the only phrase that answers anything and everything someone might say to you.

ex:

A: What's up?
B: Your mom's penis

A: I went home sick yesterday
B: I went home with your mom yesterday

A: Pass the salt.
B: Pass your mom.

A: No! I will not have sex with you!
B: Your mom won't have sex with you!

by your mom May 13, 2005

walk the dog

Leading someone on in a relationship. Intentionally sending "forward" signals in a relationship when it is known that nothing will come of it.

"Wow, Jon has been walking the dog for like two weeks now!"

by Your Mom April 23, 2005

skidmarks

encrusted or soft fecal forget-me-nots that are transferred from your anal paintbrush to your underware canvas.

his underware were so bad they had to call the highway patrol to come measure the skidmarks from the accident.

by your mom September 03, 2003

iraqipaki

mix of a iraqi and a paki

goddam iraqipaki!!

by your mom July 29, 2003

goffy

a pansy

look at his girly clothing...he's such a goffy.

by your mom June 23, 2003

Tub Girl

A girl who lays in a tub and sends a cascade of crap flying out of her ass into her mouth.

Tub Girl is the only thing that can make my penis hard.

by Your mom January 21, 2004

buttnugget

a worthless individual,for other reason is a piece of shit or general dumbass.

Did you see the way that buttnugget cut me off?

by your mom September 03, 2003