Your mom's definitions

America's team

The Dallas Cowboys, cause they play on national TV every year on Thanksgiving, coined in 1976 by NFL films

Is America's team going to the Superbowl again, damn I wish my team was like them.

by Your mom March 17, 2005

Roy Williams

1. All-pro Safety of the Dallas Cowboys. Liked cause of his hits and plays, will be a star in his career

2. Wr from Texas, plays for Detroit, and like the other Roy, he is destined for stardom. His QB needs to step his game cause this offense has a lot of young talent.

1. Tai Streets got jacked up, by Roy Williams

2. Look at that spectacular 1-handed catch Roy Williams made over Antoine Winfield

by Your mom March 30, 2005

scrotal

adj; person who is an absolute choad(see choad).

See that guy over there in the sombrero? He is so fucking scrotal.

by Your mom February 19, 2004

great escape

While performing the act of anal sex, have a friend walk quietly into the room behind you. Then, quickly switch places so your partner thinks it is still your penis in her ass. Then proceed to walk in front of her, wave, and leave the room.

She didn't know whose cock was up her ass when i pulled a great escape on her.

by Your Mom May 3, 2005

brown chocolate milkshake

when u go to mcdonalds to get a choclate milk shake and ure sworn enemy is making the food.....You could be a person thats fallen victim finding out that the lumps of brown stuff in ure shake isnt chocolate

man im gonna love to see the look on that fuckers face when he relizez the brown stuff in his shake isnt chocolate

by your mom February 16, 2005

ling

(n) The sound made when you throw a pan against a hard surface such as a wall or a floor. This is commonly done by Chinese people in order to name their children. Thus, there are millions of chinese people named: Ling, Ching, Ang, Ding, Dong, Chang, Pang, etc.

After throwing the customary pan against the metal wall, the old man heard the sound "Ling!" and immeadeately named his newborn song Ling.

by your mom February 14, 2007

sudeku

A really hot asian Beeeeyoootch.

Damn guys, check out that sudeku!

by your mom October 9, 2003