Your mom's definitions

geel

a little valley boy who looks like cake and acts like a JERK.

youre such a geel, charles.

geel!

gee double-ee el.

by your mom July 17, 2006

suck that

followed by a loud noise someone should say....SUCK THAT!

chapelle: i want to pee on you...drip drip drip.......

Alex: SUCK THAT!

by your mom March 24, 2005

Cats Are Cocks

A song sung by a dog in the Osbournes Christmas Special. (Triumph The Dog)

Cats Are Cocks!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
Cats Are Cocks!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!Cats Are Cocks!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!Cats Are Cocks!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!Cats Are Cocks!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!Cats Are Cocks!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!Cats Are Cocks!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!Cats Are Cocks!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!Cats Are Cocks!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!Cats Are Cocks!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!Cats Are Cocks!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!Cats Are Cocks!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!Cats Are Cocks!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!Cats Are Cocks!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!Cats Are Cocks!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!Cats Are Cocks!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!Cats Are Cocks!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!Cats Are Cocks!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!Cats Are Cocks!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!Cats Are Cocks!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!Cats Are Cocks!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!Cats Are Cocks!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!Cats Are Cocks!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!Cats Are Cocks!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!Cats Are Cocks!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!Cats Are Cocks!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!Cats Are Cocks!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!Cats Are Cocks!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!Cats Are Cocks!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!Cats Are Cocks!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!Cats Are Cocks!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!Cats Are Cocks!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!Cats Are Cocks!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!Cats Are Cocks!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!Cats Are Cocks!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!Cats Are Cocks!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!Cats Are
Cocks!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

by Your Mom December 19, 2003

PokerStars

Pokerstars is a place where someone can go when they are just too relaxed. Within seconds of entering PokerStars the relaxation will simply melt away as you quickly became frustrated beyond what you thought possible. While at PokerStars you can pretend like you are playing poker, but truly your fate has already been decided by the time you sit down at a table. You can be sure you will get a lot of great hands, but there will always be a better hand so that PokerStars can take in their fabulous rake.

I went to PokerStars yesterday. So I had AA, and this other guy had AA, and two other guys had KK. We all went allin, and the board made 34567, we all split and lost money because of the rake.

by Your Mom July 12, 2004

Magic stick

A sex toy, that is the model of 50 cents real dick. Is battery operated and Water proof

He said this on shade 45 on sirius radio

by Your mom March 3, 2005

No-Hitter

Noun; A jackoff who tries to play blackjack, but refuses to hit any hand that he may bust with.

The dealer was showing a 10 and he had a hard 12, but he still wouldn't hit the hand. What a fucking no-hitter.

by Your mom February 19, 2004

the coco steps

"the coco steps" are the steps of a prude person, or coco. 1st base is saying "hi", second base is touching someone anywhere with cloths on, third base is touching someones face, a homerun is holding hands, and getting a hug is a walk off grand slam.

dude i got to 1st with my mom the other day!

by your mom April 30, 2004