Your mom's definitions

goldenshower

the act of shooting out a yellow substance out of the private area out on to someone. mainly done by some sick motherfucka.

man i was having such good sex that i just couldnt reach the bathroom so when i stood up out it went.

by your mom February 16, 2005

V card

"V" stands for virgin, holding the V card means you're still a virgin.

"I still hold the V card"

by your mom March 10, 2003

fistagon

A fucking asshole

Fistagon is a fucking asshole

by Your Mom July 17, 2006

sux0R or 5|_|x0r

something you do or are

|_| 4r3 t3|-| 5|_|x0r

by your mom November 4, 2003

lesbian sex

a)definition for men. fun to watch. hey we cant help it.

b)definition for wemon. a sexual act between two wemon consistiing of oragisim, rug licking, titiy slapping, titity sucking, and the nasty fisting. sorry you had to her that but hey it happens.

c) my definition for wemon. if you ever fell like doing this. let me film. :)

The hot lesbian sex mad the girls back away and the guys get a special feeling.

by your mom February 16, 2005

Fake Hollywood

1. Fake Hollywood

When a guy blows some of his load on her back, and then when she turns around to look, he blows the rest in the face



Source: anonymous, Sep 19, 2003


^I like the one when the misogystic little urban dictionary faggot is getting his dick sucked and then the chick reaches for the butcher knife and cuts the little faggot wanker's pin dick off and shoves it down his fat mouth!

It's called the "shutup ya fag" maneuver!

by your mom October 12, 2004

small package

Tiny male genitals, usually found on those who commit rape and or hate crimes.

I was dissapointed with Reggie's penis, he really had a small package.

by Your Mom July 22, 2003