Young Reezie's definitions

WTF ?!?!?

something you are likely to say after reading a few definitions in urban dictionary.

Nigerian Slam Dance
Bathing multiple hot girls with your sperm, while playing the bongos and speaking in toungues.

WTF ?!?!?

by Young Reezie January 31, 2008

pi !

pi is a mathematical constant whose value is the ratio of any circle's circumference to its diameter in Euclidean space; this is the same value as the ratio of a circle's area to the square of its radius.

pi is an irrational number, which means that its value cannot be expressed exactly as a fraction m/n, where m and n are integers. Consequently, its decimal representation never ends or repeats. It is also a transcendental number, which implies, among other things, that no finite sequence of algebraic operations on integers (powers, roots, sums, etc.) can be equal to its value.

The current record for the number of computed digits of pi is more than 2.5 trillion (10^12) digits. Completed on Aug 24, 2009, in Japan by the University of Tsukuba, it took the supercomputer system T2K Tsukuba almost 74 hours to calculate the 2‚576‚980‚370‚000 digits of pi.

I would paste the record number of pi here but it would take up over 2.5 terabytes of space (assuming each number is 1 byte) and I don't think Urban dictionary would appreciate that.

the reason the definition is titled under "pi !" instead of "pi" is cause all those fuckfaces posting definitions under "pi" copy/pasted a whole bunch of fucking numbers of pi that no one gives a shit about, and the long ass numbers have completely assfucked the whole page so the text scrolls sideways and you cant read anyone elses definitions

by Young Reezie December 12, 2009

bitch dependency syndrome

A serious ailment that affect many weak men. It is an unhealthy dependency to a woman and the inability to hit a bitch. It can seriously disrupt your health, your social life and even your money.

Man with bitch dependency syndrome: I love my wife <3<3<3 xxoxoxo
Homie: nigga, u a bitch

by Young Reezie January 23, 2008

asdasd

80% of the worlds' passwords

its for ppl who are too lazy to think up a password, they just type asdasd

by Young Reezie January 31, 2008

2 girls 1 cup

A medically common visual emetic, used to empty the gastrointestinal tract of various foodstuffs. May cause several hours of nausea afterward as a side effect.

Doc: hmmm, the syrup of ipecac failed to work, im going to prescribe a far stronger emetic, please watch 2 girls 1 cup

by Young Reezie December 11, 2009

blood

Blood is a specialized bodily fluid that delivers necessary substances to the body's cells – such as nutrients and oxygen – and transports waste products away from those same cells.

Nerd: In vertebrates, blood is composed of blood cells suspended in a liquid called blood plasma. Plasma is mostly water and contains dissolved proteins, glucose, mineral ions, hormones, platelets and blood cells themselves. The blood cells present in blood are mainly red blood cells and white blood cells, including leukocytes and platelets. The most abundant cells in vertebrate blood are red blood cells. These contain hemoglobin, an iron-containing protein, which facilitates transportation of oxygen by reversibly binding to the respiratory gas and greatly increasing its solubility in blood.

Blood: wtf u sayin, east coast bloods nigga, im taxing dis watch bitch

Nerd: please dont hurt me...

by Young Reezie December 11, 2009

homo milk

1.) Short for homogenized milk
2.) The semen from a homosexual

Richard Taylor: I drank some homo milk yesterday, a lot of homo milk, it was sooo good...
Nigel Taylor: You're lactose intolerant
Richard Taylor: I know, after the Royal jubliee I drank the cum of at least 45 men

by Young Reezie January 23, 2008