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scoops

An extremely entertaining action done by an annoying individual to a victim. Involves shaping ones' hand into a spoon-like shape and jabbing the fingertips of the spoon into someones unprotected armpit as hard as you can and yelling SCOOPS!!!
Properly pronounced skuu-ps.
M: SCOOPS!!!
J: owww, you dislocated my arm you asshole...
by Young Reezie January 29, 2008
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twinkie

A Twinkie is a golden sponge cake with a creamy filling popular in the United States. It is distributed by the subcompany Hostess, which is owned by Dallas-based Interstate Bakeries Corporation.

A common urban legend claims that Twinkies have a shelf life of forever, or can last for a relatively long time of ten, fifty, or one hundred years due to chemicals used in production. While this urban legend is false, they really can last a long time (25 days or so), due to the fact that Twinkies are made without dairy products and thus spoil more slowly than most bakery items.

"Twinkie" is the correct spelling, "Twinky" is for ignorant rednecks.
"Silly customer, you cannot hurt a Twinkie." - Apu Nahasapeemapetilon
by Young Reezie December 11, 2009
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Tide

What most white Caucasian people smell like. Comes from the brand of laundry detergent they all use, Tide.
KA: yo this cracka smell like tide
White man: leave me alone negros
FR: hey pasty white pastrami I make u my bitch
by Young Reezie January 23, 2008
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WTF ?!?!?

something you are likely to say after reading a few definitions in urban dictionary.
Nigerian Slam Dance
Bathing multiple hot girls with your sperm, while playing the bongos and speaking in toungues.

WTF ?!?!?
by Young Reezie January 31, 2008
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VIPIMP

The absolute best license plate to have. Of course you will have to wear a couple pounds of jewelry and ride on 36 inch chrome to be able to rep this properly.
Stands for Very Important PIMP.
A: yo check that license plate, VIPIMP nigga!!
B: aww that nigga best be stacking paper to the ceiling
by Young Reezie January 23, 2008
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homo milk

1.) Short for homogenized milk
2.) The semen from a homosexual
Richard Taylor: I drank some homo milk yesterday, a lot of homo milk, it was sooo good...
Nigel Taylor: You're lactose intolerant
Richard Taylor: I know, after the Royal jubliee I drank the cum of at least 45 men
by Young Reezie January 23, 2008
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hot air balloon

back in my day a hot air balloon was a flying device, but wtf is it now?!?!
by Young Reezie January 31, 2008
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