pi !

pi is a mathematical constant whose value is the ratio of any circle's circumference to its diameter in Euclidean space; this is the same value as the ratio of a circle's area to the square of its radius.

pi is an irrational number, which means that its value cannot be expressed exactly as a fraction m/n, where m and n are integers. Consequently, its decimal representation never ends or repeats. It is also a transcendental number, which implies, among other things, that no finite sequence of algebraic operations on integers (powers, roots, sums, etc.) can be equal to its value.

The current record for the number of computed digits of pi is more than 2.5 trillion (10^12) digits. Completed on Aug 24, 2009, in Japan by the University of Tsukuba, it took the supercomputer system T2K Tsukuba almost 74 hours to calculate the 2‚576980‚370‚000 digits of pi.

I would paste the record number of pi here but it would take up over 2.5 terabytes of space (assuming each number is 1 byte) and I don't think Urban dictionary would appreciate that.
the reason the definition is titled under "pi !" instead of "pi" is cause all those fuckfaces posting definitions under "pi" copy/pasted a whole bunch of fucking numbers of pi that no one gives a shit about, and the long ass numbers have completely assfucked the whole page so the text scrolls sideways and you cant read anyone elses definitions
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super adventure club

The Super Adventure club is a club dedicated to traveling all over and molesting children.

The Super Adventure Club was founded by the greatest explorer of all time, William P. Phinehas. Phinehas climbed the highest peaks, tamed the mightiest rivers, but every time he got somewhere, he realized that other explorers had beat him to it.

Phinehas was depressed, until he realized that if he couldn't be the first to discover places, he could be the first to have sex with the native children that inhabited those areas. Phinehas quickly went down in history books as the first man to have sex with the Aborigine children at Uluru, and the first explorer to bugger all the underage mountainfolk of Nepal. After having sex with all those children, Phinehas realized that molesting all those kids had made him immortal.

He discovered that children have things called marlocks in their bodies. And when an adult has sex with a child, the marlocks implode, feeding the adult receptive cavity with energy that causes immortality, so saith the ruler of Bethos. Phinehas traveled the world, loving many, many children, and he lived for eternity. Until he was hit by a train in 1892.
Kyle: Do you realize how retarded that sounds?

Super Adventure Club Head Explorer: Is it any more retarded than the idea of God sending his son to die for our sins? Is it any more retarded than Buddha sitting beneath a tree for twenty years?

Stan: Yeah. Its way, way more retarded.
by Young Reezie December 13, 2009
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skunk

Skunks are mammals best known for their ability to secrete a liquid with a strong, foul-smelling odor. General appearance ranges from species to species, from black-and-white to brown or cream colored.

Skunks are omnivorous, eating both plant and animal material and changing their diet as the seasons change. They are crepuscular and are solitary animals when not breeding.

The most notorious feature of skunks is their anal scent glands, which they can use as a defensive weapon. Skunks have two glands, one on either side of the anus. These glands produce a mixture of sulfur-containing chemicals, which have a highly offensive smell that has been described as a combination of the odors of rotten eggs, garlic and burnt rubber. Muscles located next to the scent glands allow them to spray with a high degree of accuracy, as far as 2 to 5 meters (7 to 15 ft).
Vet: a skunk is an animal.

The weedheads who all submitted definitions for the word skunk on Urban Dictionary: wtf u talking about, i never heard of no animal called a skunk, i want some chron son...

Vet: you need to get a job
by Young Reezie December 11, 2009
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twinkie

A Twinkie is a golden sponge cake with a creamy filling popular in the United States. It is distributed by the subcompany Hostess, which is owned by Dallas-based Interstate Bakeries Corporation.

A common urban legend claims that Twinkies have a shelf life of forever, or can last for a relatively long time of ten, fifty, or one hundred years due to chemicals used in production. While this urban legend is false, they really can last a long time (25 days or so), due to the fact that Twinkies are made without dairy products and thus spoil more slowly than most bakery items.

"Twinkie" is the correct spelling, "Twinky" is for ignorant rednecks.
"Silly customer, you cannot hurt a Twinkie." - Apu Nahasapeemapetilon
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mertqq

Yet another sad poonless loner with absolutely no life, who has taken up hammer ---; , hytham's torch as the Urban Dictionary editor with the most time on his hands. Currently at 532,860 decisions (351 per day), he would have spent 4.2 years of non-stop editing everyday in between jacking off to tentacle hentai porn in his parent's basement alone in the dark, surrounded by empty pizza boxes and beer cans, sweating profusely in his greasy t-shirt and semen-stained underpants. Occasionally his mother yells at him to get off his fat lazy ass but she has secretly given up all hope of him doing anything with his life. Thus mertqq's only solace is the fact that he has made the most decisions on urbandictionary.com where he spends all his nights checking the 'Users' list from time to time to ensure his decision-making superiority remains uncontested.

Congratulations mertqq.
hammer ---; , hytham has moved on, it is possible he found a job, but most likely he has simply died of diabetes or other complication from his obesity. It is only a matter of time mertqq succumbs to his poor lifestyle and diet, and someone else takes the torch.

Will it be you?
by Young Reezie October 13, 2010
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not pimpin

You know you are NOT pimpin if:
- You got 2 sweat patches up under yo arms and look like youve been swimmin in shoulder height water

- if you smell like you been at work all day

- if you see have ash around the knuckles, like you washed half of your hands and lotion three quarters of yo body

- if you're spinnin rims spin counter clockwise

- if you are dancin on the dancefloor and you look to your left and your right and there is not a woman in sight

- if your vodka and cranberry is really really dark,
like blood, that's because you didn't order vodka buddy
that's why it's $3 a glass

- you are a nigga with white socks

- if your shoes have a buckle on them
You are most likely not pimpin
by Young Reezie January 24, 2008
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