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The fear of the fear of getting a boner while thinking about being touched and watched by a fat duck while simultaneously sleeping, driving, publicly speaking, cooking, and dreaming.
How the fuck can I provide an example for phallophronemohypnoglossovehomageiricoanatidaeobesoaphenphosmoneirophobophobia when absolutely no one in the world has it?
by Yopmail User August 24, 2022
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Hello

To anally fist naked children in public, give them Diet Coke and Mentos up the ass, shit and piss in their eyes and mouths, and force them to violently rape each other whilst shitting in each other's mouths, in that order.
Justin Bieber hello'd a bunch of children at the mall after learning that there is porn of BrainPop.
by Yopmail User August 25, 2022
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Satan

A very common misspelling of Santa. Such mistakes are often made by small children writing letters to infamous child molester Santa Claus during the holiday season.
Your gay-ass spelling costs Satan hundreds of millions of dollars a year due to the retarded flying reindeer allegations they cause. Thanks a lot, dipshits.
by Yopmail User August 28, 2022
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Dib

(noun) A nickname for any person who is spouting bullshit and/or making irrational claims. Can also be used to describe someone who disagrees with you. Named after the Invader Zim character of the same name.
Idiot: Biden is a good president!
Rational person: Shut up, Dib.
by Yopmail User August 30, 2022
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Dentoautotouloungeaurbanolexicophobia

The fear of a dentist walking in on you licking your own tongue while browsing Urban Dictionary.
Studies have shown that people with dentoautotouloungeaurbanolexicophobia are more likely to shit and piss in dentists' mouths.
by Yopmail User September 3, 2022
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get out of the pot

To wake the fuck up and get used to the harsh reality of the real world.

The term is derived from the visual novel Froggy Pot in which you have to convince this depressed dude named Froggy to get out of a pot of water to which heat is being constantly added. Pulling this off is lots more difficult than meets the eye.
Do yourself a favor and get out of the pot instead of wasting time pleasing the plumbers on the internet.
by Yopmail User October 29, 2022
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Your Child's Asscrack

If Joe Biden is even ten miles away from it, you're fucked.
Reporting live from Yopmail User News! A man and his child have committed suicide after Joe Biden ravaged the kid's asscrack! If you give a shit about your child's asscrack, don't let the Joepedo near it.
by Yopmail User November 6, 2022
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