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Female genitalia. Otherwise known as the birth canal, it is part of the female reproductive system. Allows offspring to exit the mother's uterus during childbirth. Not to be confused with Virginia. (noun)
by Yopmail User June 27, 2022
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by Yopmail User September 3, 2022
Get the Dentoautotouloungeaurbanolexicophobia mug.The act of stripping naked, tying one of your ankles to your friend's ankle, and ramming your cocks as hard as possible in the asses of two girls who are very tightly conjoined by a shackle around their torsos, in that order.
by Yopmail User February 24, 2023
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Jill thought he'd bring her a copy of Disaster Movie, but Santa instead raped her and her son! I gotta call the cops!
by Yopmail User August 22, 2022
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by Yopmail User August 23, 2022
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by Yopmail User January 8, 2023
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by Yopmail User April 12, 2023
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