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The Powerpuff Girls

1) A series of sexual acts involving shit, Diet Coke and Mentos, cum, saliva, vomit, or a combination of each. If done in the right order, these sex acts (mainly Blossom) can severely damage a girl's vagina. For obvious reasons, they must be done in this order: Blossom, Bubbles, and Buttercup.

2) Blossom, Bubbles, and Buttercup. Created by Professor Utonium after he accidentally added Chemical X to his mixture of "sugar, spice, and everything nice" while trying to make the "perfect little girl." See their names for more info regarding the sex acts mentioned above.

3) An animated children's television franchise centered around the girls mentioned above.
1) Guy 1: I did the Powerpuff Girls with my sister last night
Guy 2: how was it?
Guy 1: FUCKIN' INCREDIBLE!

2) And so, once again, the day is saved thanks to the Powerpuff Girls!

3) Remember when The Powerpuff Girls was good? Pepperidge Farm remembers!
by Yopmail User July 9, 2022
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Reddit

A sex act in which the man must shove a large bottle of Diet Coke up his ass (the cap facing outward), open it, drop Mentos in it, and quickly position the bottle so that the opening is inside of the girl's vagina. If the bottle is positioned correctly, this will cause Diet Coke and Mentos to rush to every corner of her reproductive system, which will be destroyed as a result, resulting in severe pain. The man will then yell statements Redditors deem "holy," such as "FORTNITE IS HITLER AND MINECRAFT IS JESUS AND ANYONE WHO SAYS OTHERWISE IS A NAZI!!!" Using the girl's boobs as a canvas, the man must draw a Snoo while using her vaginal fluids as fingerpaint. Shitting in the girl's mouth afterwards optional.
Jill woke up in severe pain the next morning after being given a Reddit by her boyfriend, Jim.
by Yopmail User July 10, 2022
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Tomino's Hell

A Japanese poem centered around the titular character, his anguish, and his "journey" in Hell. Retards say that if you read the poem out loud, "tRaGiC tHiNgS wIlL hApPeN!!1!1!1!!" Bullshit! I never knew saying a bunch of words out loud could give you cancer. Why the fuck is Tomino in hell in the first place? Did he read this very poem out loud? I don't know and I don't care.
Tomino's Hell
By Saijo Yaso

His older sister vomited cum, his younger sister vomited condoms,
And the cute Tomino ejaculated used dildos.
Tomino jacked off in Hell alone,
Hell is wrapped in penises and even the boners don't grow.

Is the person being raped Tomino's older sister,
I wonder whose cum is on it?
Fap, fap, without fapping,
Infinite Hell's big dick.

Would you rape him in the dark Hell,
With the sheep of cum, and the kid diddler.
Stuff as much as you can into his ballsack,
For the preparation of your sex life in the familiar Hell.

Kids are cumming even in the forest and stream,
Even in the seven cum-filled streams of the dark Hell.
The kid diddler raping children, the sheep banging prostitutes,

Cum from the dick of the cute Tomino.

Moan, kid diddler, towards the cum-filled forest
He shouts that he wants to rape his little sister.
The inglorious orgasm reverberates throughout Hell,
The fox penoy cums.

Jizzing all over Hell's seven mountains and seven streams,
The glorious sex life of cute Tomino.
If they're in Hell, fuck them for me,

The fleshlight of the graves.

I will fap with the red fleshlight,

In the mouth of little Tomino.
by Yopmail User July 26, 2022
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Sesame Street

While dressed up as Elmo, you slice someone's dick off while the both of you are masturbating and carry the severed dick to a preschool. Make sure you have a woman with you. In the preschool, you enter a classroom, interview the youngest child, and ask them vaguely sexual questions while keeping the severed dick a secret. When the child least expects it, you strip the woman naked, shove the severed dick in the woman's mouth in front of the child (and everyone else, for that matter), and use the blood from the severed penis to draw a dick on her boobs. You must then throw the severed dick in the teacher's mouth, assume control of her laptop, and play snuff films on the smartboard.
This definition of Sesame Street was sponsored by the letter D!
by Yopmail User August 14, 2022
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Nobody

The fact that you just looked up what "nobody" means tells me you are the dumbest nobody who has ever lived.
by Yopmail User August 16, 2022
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Nonexistent

Your brain, talent, and love life. Need I say more?
Did you seriously just look up "nonexistent" on Urban Dictionary? You fucking retard.
by Yopmail User August 16, 2022
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Urban Dictionary

The most arousing sex act known to man. It must be performed on a girl and is a combination of any number of sex acts featured on this very website. Thus, there are no limits to performing the Urban Dictionary on a girl. That means you and the girl can perform any sex act as long as it's featured on Urban Dictionary. While you perform this sex act, however, we recommend you coin your own sexual definitions for the best experience.
Mr. and Mrs. Rape had to be hospitalized after performing the Urban Dictionary in a school building.
by Yopmail User August 21, 2022
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