Something nobody does on this site, thus paving the way for incomprehensible gibberish that looks like it was written by retarded infants who were thrown at brick walls, half of whom (not the walls, you doofus) were promptly scooped up and thrown farther by garbage trucks. That should explain why this shithole feels like an asylum.
by Yopmail User July 04, 2023
Fred, Ursula, Charles, and Kyle: *civil discussion about lamps*
Douchebag: Pineapple pizza is Hitler/Jesus!
*cue World War 3*
Douchebag: Pineapple pizza is Hitler/Jesus!
*cue World War 3*
by Yopmail User August 04, 2023
The most arousing sex act known to man. It must be performed on a girl and is a combination of any number of sex acts featured on this very website. Thus, there are no limits to performing the Urban Dictionary on a girl. That means you and the girl can perform any sex act as long as it's featured on Urban Dictionary. While you perform this sex act, however, we recommend you coin your own sexual definitions for the best experience.
Mr. and Mrs. Rape had to be hospitalized after performing the Urban Dictionary in a school building.
by Yopmail User August 22, 2022
The act of abducting two little kids (one boy, one girl), stripping them naked, and skullfucking their eye sockets with a spiked dildo until they become empty holes in their heads. Once you do that, throw the girl's blood along with enough shit, piss, cum, vaginal fluids, spit, and vomit to fill five gallons in the blender and blend for thirty minutes, after which you whip them repeatedly until they drink your concoction, which you save some of to pour in their eye sockets along with lemon juice. While whipping them, you then force them to rape a stallion as hard as possible (buttsex for the boy, blowjobs for the girl) and after whipping them, give them Diet Coke and Mentos up their asses. After that, hit the boy and girl hard on the back with a sledgehammer until they start bleeding and use a staplegun to make a sorta-human centipede out of the horse, boy, and girl, in that order. You then feed the horse laxatives and diuretics and kick and whip the boy and girl as hard as you can until the boy shits, rip off one of their arms and fuck the stubs, violently separate the three, and then anally fist them, ending with taking a sledgehammer to the boy's head until just before he dies and decapitating him afterward, tying up and raping his dead body, and then forcing the girl to fuck and eat his dead body and her severed arm, after which you tie her up, decapitate her, and fuck both her head and body. Cum on and sew the girl's head to the boy's body and vice versa.
When Urban Dictionary users aren't rotting away in their mothers' basements, they're doing this act.
by Yopmail User May 26, 2025
You'd have to be dumber than Joe Biden to look this shit up on Urban Dictionary. Your dick will remain small either way, dumbass.
by Yopmail User November 24, 2022
To blend any two liquids (Mentos if desired) together and pour the mixture down your girlfriend's vagina and/or on her face. The mixture can be any two liquids, so fuck around with the Diet Coke.
by Yopmail User February 27, 2023
Yes, this word exists.
Simply put, a contraction that means "you are." Overlooked by morons who wouldn't know proper grammar if it dismembered them and fed their limbs to Ronald McDonald.
If you find yourself confusing it with "your," replace it with "you are" and see if it makes sense (i.e. read it aloud).
Simply put, a contraction that means "you are." Overlooked by morons who wouldn't know proper grammar if it dismembered them and fed their limbs to Ronald McDonald.
If you find yourself confusing it with "your," replace it with "you are" and see if it makes sense (i.e. read it aloud).
YOU'RE a sad excuse for a human being and YOUR parents should be ashamed they even thought of having you if you still can't tell the difference between the two.
by Yopmail User July 02, 2023