Yopmail User's definitions

Diet Coke and Mentos

Something half of my definitions involve. See also sex.

The next time you enter a McDonald's restaurant, snatch a kid from his parents, take him to the kitchen, and shove some Diet Coke and Mentos up his ass!

by Yopmail User October 21, 2022

Quizizz

Kahoot for poor people.

If nobody gives Quizizz Inc. a lecture on plagiarism, I'll do it myself!

by Yopmail User November 13, 2022

Custer's Revenge

A fun, wholesome Atari 2600 game for the whole family. Developed by Mystique in 1982, you control General George Armstrong Custer and dodge a bunch of arrows to score with a Native American woman. If you want to see what your friends do all the time, this is the game for you.

It's time for Custer's Revenge. You're the native. Enjoy penetration.

by Yopmail User November 23, 2022

Biden's Penis

Seriously? You have to be kidding me. What has driven you to look up "Biden's penis" on Urban Dictionary? Are you stupid or retarded? If you want a definition for Biden's penis, then get lost, faggot. I bet $500 you're a 13-year-old boy who enjoys looking stupid shit up on Urban Dictionary. Get off the computer and become an hero instead of doing this pointless shit.

Go do your homework instead of looking up "Biden's penis" on Urban Dictionary. His is small, but it's much bigger than yours.

by Yopmail User August 23, 2022

Urban Dictionary

The most arousing sex act known to man. It must be performed on a girl and is a combination of any number of sex acts featured on this very website. Thus, there are no limits to performing the Urban Dictionary on a girl. That means you and the girl can perform any sex act as long as it's featured on Urban Dictionary. While you perform this sex act, however, we recommend you coin your own sexual definitions for the best experience.

Mr. and Mrs. Rape had to be hospitalized after performing the Urban Dictionary in a school building.

by Yopmail User August 21, 2022

crash the nebula

To fuck something up to or even beyond the extent to which the damage is completely irreversible.

The term is a reference to something the antimatter princess, Ani, says in the failed pilot Crash Nebula, which was supposed to be a spinoff of The Fairly OddParents.

Joe Biden better not crash the nebula with his dementia and extreme idiocy.

by Yopmail User November 12, 2022

Dentoautotouloungeaurbanolexicophobia

The fear of a dentist walking in on you licking your own tongue while browsing Urban Dictionary.

Studies have shown that people with dentoautotouloungeaurbanolexicophobia are more likely to shit and piss in dentists' mouths.

by Yopmail User September 3, 2022