Yopmail User's definitions

waterfall

To blend any two liquids (Mentos if desired) together and pour the mixture down your girlfriend's vagina and/or on her face. The mixture can be any two liquids, so fuck around with the Diet Coke.

Maybe the bleach and ammonia waterfall wasn't such a good idea...

by Yopmail User February 26, 2023

Fridge

To put on a condom, freeze your dick in a fridge, and anally and vaginally penetrate your girlfriend with the frozen condom on. To spice things up a bit, put some crushed ghost pepper in the condom and attempt to break the icy condom as you penetrate her.

I nearly rendered the both of us sterile after I spicily fridged my girlfriend.

by Yopmail User April 10, 2023

Mc

McThe McThing McDonald's McPuts McAt McThe McBeginning McOf McEvery McOne McOf McTheir McProducts. McSounds McFucking McRetarded McIf McYou McAsk McMe.

Why the fuck does every McDonald's product have to begin with "Mc?" Are they not able to think of better, more creative names?

by Yopmail User August 23, 2022

Phallophronemohypnoglossovehomageiricoanatidaeobesoaphenphosmoneirophobophobia

The fear of the fear of getting a boner while thinking about being touched and watched by a fat duck while simultaneously sleeping, driving, publicly speaking, cooking, and dreaming.

How the fuck can I provide an example for phallophronemohypnoglossovehomageiricoanatidaeobesoaphenphosmoneirophobophobia when absolutely no one in the world has it?

by Yopmail User August 24, 2022

Vagina

Female genitalia. Otherwise known as the birth canal, it is part of the female reproductive system. Allows offspring to exit the mother's uterus during childbirth. Not to be confused with Virginia. (noun)

Pour Diet Coke and Mentos down your vagina to earn free pizza!

by Yopmail User June 27, 2022

Dentoautotouloungeaurbanolexicophobia

The fear of a dentist walking in on you licking your own tongue while browsing Urban Dictionary.

Studies have shown that people with dentoautotouloungeaurbanolexicophobia are more likely to shit and piss in dentists' mouths.

by Yopmail User September 3, 2022

H&M

The act of stripping naked, tying one of your ankles to your friend's ankle, and ramming your cocks as hard as possible in the asses of two girls who are very tightly conjoined by a shackle around their torsos, in that order.

Vanilla sex bored Joe and Donald, prompting them to do the H&M with their girlfriends.

by Yopmail User February 24, 2023