61 definitions by Yopmail User

Your brain, talent, and love life. Need I say more?
Did you seriously just look up "nonexistent" on Urban Dictionary? You fucking retard.
by Yopmail User August 16, 2022
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Yes, this word exists.

Simply put, a contraction that means "you are." Overlooked by morons who wouldn't know proper grammar if it dismembered them and fed their limbs to Ronald McDonald.

If you find yourself confusing it with "your," replace it with "you are" and see if it makes sense (i.e. read it aloud).
YOU'RE a sad excuse for a human being and YOUR parents should be ashamed they even thought of having you if you still can't tell the difference between the two.
by Yopmail User July 2, 2023
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1) (verb) To put cum and shit in a blender and pour the mixture down the woman's vagina. The woman and/or man must perform cunnilingus on the woman/herself. They must then make out, adding saliva to the mixture, and blow bubbles with said mixture.

2) (noun) The Powerpuff Girl of the same name. See also Blossom, Buttercup, and dumb blonde.
1) She blew bubbles using a mixture of Guy's cum, shit, and saliva.

2) See the above.
by Yopmail User June 28, 2022
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The most arousing sex act known to man. It must be performed on a girl and is a combination of any number of sex acts featured on this very website. Thus, there are no limits to performing the Urban Dictionary on a girl. That means you and the girl can perform any sex act as long as it's featured on Urban Dictionary. While you perform this sex act, however, we recommend you coin your own sexual definitions for the best experience.
Mr. and Mrs. Rape had to be hospitalized after performing the Urban Dictionary in a school building.
by Yopmail User August 22, 2022
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No woman in a thousand-mile radius would ever want to suck it.
You'd have to be dumber than Joe Biden to look this shit up on Urban Dictionary. Your dick will remain small either way, dumbass.
by Yopmail User November 24, 2022
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The fastest way to turn a discussion into a warzone. Bring up anchovies for bonus points.
Fred, Ursula, Charles, and Kyle: *civil discussion about lamps*
Douchebag: Pineapple pizza is Hitler/Jesus!
*cue World War 3*
by Yopmail User August 4, 2023
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To blend any two liquids (Mentos if desired) together and pour the mixture down your girlfriend's vagina and/or on her face. The mixture can be any two liquids, so fuck around with the Diet Coke.
Maybe the bleach and ammonia waterfall wasn't such a good idea...
by Yopmail User February 27, 2023
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