Yoova's definitions

Rumsfeld

Cocky speaker who makes excessive use of redundancies and nonsensical statements and still comes across as someone who knows his shit.

His words have a peculiar hypnotic quality that after you hear him speak you suddenly feel the irresistible urge of bombing a few arab countries. He is a Rumsfeld.

by Yoova August 24, 2006

Condoleezzarice

verb. To condoleezzarice: Skillfully manoever around hairy questions without answering them directly.

The prosecutor was tough, but the defendant was able to condoleezzarice himself out of every questions masterfully.

by Yoova August 24, 2006

metrosexual

Man whose sexual organ mesures one meter (metro is latin for meter which equals about 12 inches).

He is hung like a metrosexual.

by Yoova August 24, 2006

pluto

Verb. to pluto someone or something is to downgrade, demote or remove altogether from a prestigious group or list, Like what was done to the planet of the same name.

he was plutoed like an old pair of shoes.

by Yoova August 24, 2006

barb

Extremely sharp, saw-toothed shaped dart, made of cartillage and grows on the back tail of sting rays. It is used by the animal for defense. In addition to being razon sharp, the barb is also poisonous.

Steve Irwin, also known as Crocodile Hunter, was Killed by a sting ray's barb that penetrated his chest and heart.

by Yoova September 12, 2006

pretexting

Calling a telephone company or a financial institution and obtaining sensitive, personal information about a customer by deceiving the company into believing that you are that customer.

It was revealed that Hewelett Packard was spying on its board of directors and hired lawyers to obtain information on personal phone calls. The lawyers used pretexting to trick phone companies into releasing that information.

by Yoova September 14, 2006

blogorrhea

A blog characterized by excessive commenting on irrelevant facts. We say that the blogger suffers from uncontrollable verbal discharge or blogorrhea.

This guy's blog is full of useless crap. It is like his brain just burst with projectile blogorrhea.

by Yoova September 14, 2006