Yobastank's definitions

Republican

Slang for someone who resorts to persoanl attacks that are unrelated to the topic at hand when his or her side is losing at something.

Not necessarily related to politics.

SCOREBOARD- Trojans 8 : Spurmz 1

BOB: That was a great basketball game, we won! Now pay up.
TED: No you didn't!
BOB: Your team needs to work on it's defence.
TED: You cheated! The referree was an alumni of your school! All the fans in the crowd were for the Trojans too! If there was Spurm support we would have won! You lost bitch! This whole confrence is pro-tro!!! LOSER.
BOB: Yeah, well the scoreboard says differntly.
TED: FUCKING CRYBABY! Why don't you go cry about some more to your momma?!
BOB: Huh? Don't be such a republican, Ted.

by Yobastank January 21, 2006

f-zero

Cool racing game that is on many systems but reached it's peak on the old SNES.

F0 is fun as hell! You really get into it when your body starts jerking around as if you were in the car....the music rocks like in Mute City

doo doo doo, dooo, doo doo, doo doo doo do, doo doo, do NAa na na na! nahhh do doo beep! la. La. La. La, la la la. La la lalalalala laaaaaa

by yobastank September 19, 2005

twat

The best kind of pussy in the world. It's stinky with a real pungeunt odour. Can only befound in England esp. London or Manchester. Old grimy industiral places are good places to find British Twat. It's hairy and stinky and usually between the fit legs of some really young fiesty ho with cool hair.

Everytime I visit Birmmignham I stop by a pub to pound the juice out of some fresh fatty Twat.

by yobastank January 6, 2007

guys

1. A really good brand of potato chips.

2. Male hu-mans

3. What Cal calls people when he can't remember their name.

1. Don't forget the Guys!

2. Guys are just gurls with penises.

3. Hey guy!

by Yobastank August 11, 2004

scary movied

As a verb, to blow a ginormus load of cum. Named after the movie in which such an ejaculation was first portrayed. To completely and utterly bust your nuts.

Last night Liz gave me head for the first time. I scary movied all over her face and the floor.

My gf and I the first time we had sex-

gf: oh yeah, you like that baby
me: Yeah. Omg don't stop, don't- uh. oooh OOOOOOOOOOOOOH CraAAAAAAAAAAAAAAP!
*eyes roll back into head and cumz so hard that he loses 30 pounds and blast her through the roof into space.
Astronaut: Commander did you just seethat?!

by Yobastank August 11, 2004

Bolmpher

1. One who engages in sexual intercourse; one who bolmphs.

2. Someone (usually male, although a clitorus can bolmph too) who frequently gets erections and masturbates.

1.
Dude: Man, I bolmphed Lisa last night.
Guy: Dude, no way! She is so hot! Way to go you little bolmpher you!

2.
Billy is a bolmpher because everytime he sees Ms. Patterson's wide mature ass he bolmphs in his pants.

Liz loves to watch The O.C. and bolmph her pussy to the hot guys. She is a chick-bolmpher.

by Yobastank September 18, 2004

bestiality

Porn that when viewed over the internet you are almost 100% to get some kind of virus like atrojan or Blaster

Bestiality is gross porn with people and animals, looking at it will KILL your computer!

by Yobastank January 31, 2005