Yobastank's definitions

twat

The best kind of pussy in the world. It's stinky with a real pungeunt odour. Can only befound in England esp. London or Manchester. Old grimy industiral places are good places to find British Twat. It's hairy and stinky and usually between the fit legs of some really young fiesty ho with cool hair.

Everytime I visit Birmmignham I stop by a pub to pound the juice out of some fresh fatty Twat.

by yobastank January 6, 2007

Republican

Slang for someone who resorts to persoanl attacks that are unrelated to the topic at hand when his or her side is losing at something.

Not necessarily related to politics.

SCOREBOARD- Trojans 8 : Spurmz 1

BOB: That was a great basketball game, we won! Now pay up.
TED: No you didn't!
BOB: Your team needs to work on it's defence.
TED: You cheated! The referree was an alumni of your school! All the fans in the crowd were for the Trojans too! If there was Spurm support we would have won! You lost bitch! This whole confrence is pro-tro!!! LOSER.
BOB: Yeah, well the scoreboard says differntly.
TED: FUCKING CRYBABY! Why don't you go cry about some more to your momma?!
BOB: Huh? Don't be such a republican, Ted.

by Yobastank January 21, 2006

f-zero

Cool racing game that is on many systems but reached it's peak on the old SNES.

F0 is fun as hell! You really get into it when your body starts jerking around as if you were in the car....the music rocks like in Mute City

doo doo doo, dooo, doo doo, doo doo doo do, doo doo, do NAa na na na! nahhh do doo beep! la. La. La. La, la la la. La la lalalalala laaaaaa

by yobastank September 19, 2005

bestiality

Porn that when viewed over the internet you are almost 100% to get some kind of virus like atrojan or Blaster

Bestiality is gross porn with people and animals, looking at it will KILL your computer!

by Yobastank January 31, 2005

Seattle Calc Class

Seattle Calculus Class. Slang term for a gangbang consisting of one black or white Jimmi Hendrix or Kurt Cobain look a like being serviced by three or more young geeky asian fan girls. One if not all of the orgy members must be tripping on acid or crack.

Last year when I visited San Fransico and played in Tom's band I got a lot of Seattle Calc Classes.

by Yobastank January 31, 2005

Ugly

Unattractive. An ugly girl is fat, paper pale to the point where you can see her veins. She has a flat ass and nonexistant breast, undermining the reason some people actually like fat chicks. She normally smells bad, not just like poop but like something crusty and rotten. Ugly men have simmilar characteristics but with the breast part in reverse. Both have really bad teeth that are crooked and discolored. They are so bad you can't take your eyes away from an ugly person's teeth because it is unbelievable how screwed up they are. Not necessarily an insult, just an observation; but generally taken as one.

Eww that person is really UGLY!

by Yobastank November 23, 2004

Billboard

In Dallas Texas, a place to advertise strip joints and Hooters. If you have been to this city, you know what I mean.

The majority of billboards in Dalls TX feature half-nakewd women. I guess texans are more fond of chixplotation than other states. Picture coming soon.

by yobastank October 26, 2004