11:43

The 703rd minute after midnight and the seventeenth before noon, the time right between 11:42 and 11:44.

Today I stayed in bed until 11:43.

by Yamato Yamamoto April 23, 2022

STF

(verb)

1. to tell (someone) to shut the f**k up.

Person 1: STFU!
Person 2: Don’t you dare STF me, idiot! STF YOU!!!

by Yamato Yamamoto February 18, 2022

W, X, Y, and Z

Also: WXYZ

The slowest part of the alphabet, comprising the last four letters.

Antonym: LMNOP

Q, R, S, T, U, V / W, X, Y, and Z
Now I know my ABCs / next time, won’t you sing with me?

by Yamato Yamamoto February 20, 2023

Driving at 90

A lyric from Ed Sheeran’s song, “Castle on the Hill.” Many people believe he is driving at 90 km/h as opposed to 90 MPH because he wrote this song in England, but these people don’t realize that England is one of the few countries in the world that still measures distance in miles.

I’m on my way / driving at 90 (MPH) down those country lanes / singing to Tiny Dancer

by Yamato Yamamoto April 19, 2023

5781

The Hebrew year number for this year (2021). It is the 5,781st year since the creation of the world.

Random dude: Hey, when did you post this?
Me: I posted it on May 7th, 5781.

by Yamato Yamamoto May 07, 2021

00:02

Also known as: 12:02 AM

The time of day in between 00:01 and 00:03.

- Hey, do you have any idea what time it is?
- Yeah, it’s 00:02.

by Yamato Yamamoto May 20, 2021

Shevat

A Hebrew calendar month, having 30 days. It follows Tevet and precedes Adar. It is counted as month number 11. Here are its Gregorian conversions:

1 Shevat 5781 = 14 January 2021
1 Shevat 5782 = 3 January 2022
1 Shevat 5783 = 23 January 2023
1 Shevat 5784 = 11 January 2024
1 Shevat 5785 = 30 January 2025
1 Shevat 5786 = 19 January 2026
1 Shevat 5787 = 9 January 2027
1 Shevat 5788 = 29 January 2028
1 Shevat 5789 = 17 January 2029
1 Shevat 5790 = 5 January 2030

- Wait a minute… How many days are in Shevat again?

- Let’s see… There are 30. Remember this rhyme:

Thirty days are in Sivan,
Shevat, Kislev, and dull Nisan;
All the rest have twenty-nine
Except for Av and Tishri fine.

by Yamato Yamamoto May 15, 2021