Yamato Yamamoto's definitions

5784

A Hebrew calendar year, having 13 months, corresponding to 2024. It starts on September 16, 2023, and ends at nightfall on October 2, 2024.

5784 was the favorite year of my life; it had an extra Adar and a leap day in the Gregorian calendar.

by Yamato Yamamoto May 14, 2021

22:45

The 645th minute after midday and the seventy-fifth before midnight; the time after 22:14 and before 22:16.

Parent: Hey, what time is it?
Kid: It’s 22:45.
Parent: That’s too late to stay up. Time to go to bed.
Kid: Okay, I was just kidding. It’s 21:45.
Parent: THAT’S A LIE!!!!

by Yamato Yamamoto April 23, 2022

23:15

The 675th minute after noon and the forty-fifth before midnight; the time between 23:14 and 23:16.

- Do you have any idea what time it is?
- Yes, it’s 23:15. Time for you to get in bed.

by Yamato Yamamoto April 23, 2022

00:00

Also written as: 12:00 AM

The time of day in between 23:59 and 00:01. Midnight.

I go to bed at 00:00 every night.

by Yamato Yamamoto May 20, 2021

Adar

A Hebrew calendar month, following Shevat and preceding Nisan. In common years, Adar has 29 days. In embolismic years, Adar is counted twice, with Adar I having 30 days and Adar II having 29 days.

I was born in Adar. (Not actually true)

by Yamato Yamamoto May 15, 2021

12:00 UTC

The time at which Greenwich is facing right towards the sun.

UTC = Coordinated Universal Time

At 12:00 UTC, the sun is directly facing Greenwich. It is 1 PM (sometimes 2 PM) in France, 9 PM in Tokyo, and 4 AM (sometimes 5 AM) in California.

by Yamato Yamamoto May 13, 2021

5782

A Hebrew calendar year, corresponding to 2022. It starts on September 7, 2021, and ends at nightfall on September 25, 2022.

- Hey, when did you post this?
- I posted it in 5782. (which is a lie I actually posted it in 5781)

by Yamato Yamamoto May 14, 2021