Definitions by Yamato Yamamoto

STF 

(verb)

1. to tell (someone) to shut the f**k up.

Person 1: STFU!
Person 2: Don’t you dare STF me, idiot! STF YOU!!!

STF by Yamato Yamamoto February 18, 2022

00:00 

Also written as: 12:00 AM

The time of day in between 23:59 and 00:01. Midnight.

I go to bed at 00:00 every night.

00:00 by Yamato Yamamoto May 20, 2021

00:02 

Also known as: 12:02 AM

The time of day in between 00:01 and 00:03.

- Hey, do you have any idea what time it is?
- Yeah, it’s 00:02.

00:02 by Yamato Yamamoto May 20, 2021

Nisan 

A Hebrew calendar month, counted as month 1, though it is actually the seventh (and sometimes eighth) month of the calendar year. It has 30 days, follows Adar and precedes Sivan.

Passover is celebrated on 15 Nisan every year.

Nisan by Yamato Yamamoto May 17, 2021

Adar 

A Hebrew calendar month, following Shevat and preceding Nisan. In common years, Adar has 29 days. In embolismic years, Adar is counted twice, with Adar I having 30 days and Adar II having 29 days.

I was born in Adar. (Not actually true)

Adar by Yamato Yamamoto May 15, 2021

Shevat 

A Hebrew calendar month, having 30 days. It follows Tevet and precedes Adar. It is counted as month number 11. Here are its Gregorian conversions:

1 Shevat 5781 = 14 January 2021
1 Shevat 5782 = 3 January 2022
1 Shevat 5783 = 23 January 2023
1 Shevat 5784 = 11 January 2024
1 Shevat 5785 = 30 January 2025
1 Shevat 5786 = 19 January 2026
1 Shevat 5787 = 9 January 2027
1 Shevat 5788 = 29 January 2028
1 Shevat 5789 = 17 January 2029
1 Shevat 5790 = 5 January 2030

- Wait a minute… How many days are in Shevat again?

- Let’s see… There are 30. Remember this rhyme:

Thirty days are in Sivan,
Shevat, Kislev, and dull Nisan;
All the rest have twenty-nine
Except for Av and Tishri fine.

Shevat by Yamato Yamamoto May 15, 2021

5786 

A Hebrew calendar year, starting on September 23, 2025, and ending at sundown on September 11, 2026.

The year 5786 ends on 9/11, on a Friday.

5786 by Yamato Yamamoto May 14, 2021