Yamato Yamamoto's definitions

STF

(verb)

1. to tell (someone) to shut the f**k up.

Person 1: STFU!
Person 2: Don’t you dare STF me, idiot! STF YOU!!!

by Yamato Yamamoto February 18, 2022

nineteen-oh-never

Also: 19-oh-never

Very outdated.

Synonyms: eighteen-ninety-never, nineteen-seventy-never, etc.

Dad: And that’s why you should always look in the last place first.
Son: Dad, that joke is from nineteen-oh-never.

by Yamato Yamamoto November 5, 2023

Tevet

A Hebrew calendar month, counted as month number 10. It runs from December to January. It follows Kislev and is followed by Shevat.

I was born in Tevet. (which is not actually true.)

by Yamato Yamamoto May 14, 2021

5786

A Hebrew calendar year, starting on September 23, 2025, and ending at sundown on September 11, 2026.

The year 5786 ends on 9/11, on a Friday.

by Yamato Yamamoto May 14, 2021

23:15

The 675th minute after noon and the forty-fifth before midnight; the time between 23:14 and 23:16.

- Do you have any idea what time it is?
- Yes, it’s 23:15. Time for you to get in bed.

by Yamato Yamamoto April 23, 2022

00:01

Also known as: 12:01 A.M., zero hundred one hours.

The time of day, after 00:00 and before 00:02.

- Hey, what time is it?
- It’s 00:01 (zero hundred one hours).

by Yamato Yamamoto May 13, 2021

Nisan

A Hebrew calendar month, counted as month 1, though it is actually the seventh (and sometimes eighth) month of the calendar year. It has 30 days, follows Adar and precedes Sivan.

Passover is celebrated on 15 Nisan every year.

by Yamato Yamamoto May 17, 2021